This educational piece penned by the lovely and apparently naughty Kitty Lea is here to help you and your relationship with a lady. That is, if you have one. If you don’t, fear not. This pictorial doubles as a sexy pictorial featuring its author stripped down to her amazing naughty bits. So whether you want to learn something, get off or both, this article slash self-pleasing-motivator is for you.
This of course according to the Brits who like every other putter-togetherer of these silly lists have a way of including some who shouldn’t be, exclude some who shouldn’t be and place some ahead or behind in the rankings incorrectly. So we headline this silliness with Jessica Jane Clement (ranked at 9) in her most recent pictorial that despite her annoying coyness is one of her sexiest shoots to date. We’re also throwing in some upgraded scans of newcomer and fellow dark haired cutie Mellisa Clarke who in anyone’s right mind should be in this list’s 2011 edition. Oh, and to show the laziness of this list, see how Natalie Portman’s picture is one where she’s actually blond. C’mon you guyz.
Mostly tidbits of celebrity nakedness and nude-ish-ness that includes some VERY HQ nude images of Larissa Riquelme for those who get off on sweat pores or areola bumps, Rihanna and Kate Beckinsale and their great beach bums, bunnymate Karissa Shannon having an oops momemt, plus a lot of coy cuties, upgraded images and... Adabel Guerrero, Alex Sim-Wise, Amalia Yuyito-Gonzalez, Andrea Rincon, Anna Reusch, Barbara Rossi, Belen Francese, Candice Nechtic, Charlotte Engelhardt, Daisy Lowe, Danica Patrick, Davorka Tovilo, Ella Cole, Ella Mae, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Goldie Hawn, Inna , Jakki Degg, Jennifer Lopez, Justine Fuster, Karina Jelinek, Kate Beckinsale, Katie “Jordan” Price, Kelis , Kelly Brook, Lara Flynn-Boyle, Laura Dore, Mariana DeMelo, Maria Rito, Martina Stella, Mathilda May, Melita Toniolo, Mileena Hayes, Miranda Kerr, Monica Ivancan, Naomi Watts, Natacha Jaitt, Natasha Yi, Nova Meierhenrich, Pamela David, Tal Berkovich, an unknown Argentinean Vanesa Carbone and Wanessa Mattos.
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From the land of Brit, we have Emma Glover. From the land of Argen, we have Erika Mitdank. From the land of It, we have Francesca Fioretti. From the land of Port, we have Mafalda Teixeira. From the land of Braz, we Pamela Baris. And from the land of Belg, we have many Belges and they are Babsde Jongh, Barbara Steeman, Bianca Jeffry, Diane Stafrace, Dorien Rose, Elena LuxeKalender, Els Tibau, Eva DeMoor, Gaelle Garcia-Diaz, Hanne Troonbeeck, Heleen VanDamme, Joke VanDeVelde, Kathleen Straetmans, Katia II, Kim Engelbosch, Laure-Anne Tombeur, Linsey DeFrenne, MarianAnna Oostingh, Natasja Bovens, Roxane Kalishoek, Samantha Panagrosso, Sandra Joine, Sarah Dekkers, Stefanie Lisabeth, Stephanie deLaet, Sylvie DeCaluwe, Veronique DeKock, Zoe VanGastel and Zoe Vialet.
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Along with Roxanne Pallett’s debut nude scene in the unrated trailer for the direct to DVD (translation: great movie) Lake Placid 3, we have Amy Hayes, Amy Rochelle, Ana-Lopez Mercado, AnnaMaria Monticelli, Anna Bach-Wiig, Annette OToole, Caitlin Turner, Chloe Sevigny, Gemma Arterton, Glori Gold, Gretchen Mol, Hayley Atwell, Heather Graham, Helena Noguerra, Jaime Murray, Jennifer Lopez, Jessica Alba, Jessie Hail, Jule Boewe, Julianne Moore, Julia Maraval, Julia Ormond, Julie Benz, Juno Temple, Karen Viola, Kate Hudson, Kathleen Beller, Kelly Brook, Kerry Washington, Laura Vandervoort, Lauren Hays, Linda ONeil, Linda Shayne, Lisa Glaser, Lonette McKee, Lori Morrissey, Lucy Brown, Lynn Theel, Maria Aura, Maribel Verdu, Marijana Jankovic, Marissa Ingrasci, Melissa Sagemiller, Michelle Bauer, Michelle Monaghan, Michelle Redwine, Naomi Watts, Olga Kurylenko, Pheline Roggan, Polly Walker, Riley Steele, Roxanne Pallett, Sasha Grey, Sylvana Krappatsch and Zoe Carides.
While noon is the time average looking people of the world sit down to snack on some lunch, the good looking people instead snack on each other. It’s always assumed by us mediocre attractive types that the super attractive must, at any and every moment, be doing it. It just makes sense that this is how attractive people live their attractive lives and the following pictorial proves it. If I looked like either of these genetic geniuses, I too would be constantly doing an artistic flesh tango with my attractive equivalent in black and white. I wouldn’t get anything unattractive done.
A visual study of South American lady folk who have a certain amount of fame on that continent due to their bottoms, tops, fronts, backs, sides and oh, their lovely personalities. They are Evangelina Carrozzo, Gabriela Ahualli, Gaby Otazo, Laura Gaffuri, Manu Pesoti, Nanda Costa, Romina Galvani and Thaisse Carvalho.
Our regular weekly look back at the backsides of babes you may or may not have heard of and they are Adabel Guerrero, Adriana Lima, Amalia Granata, Amelie Rebori, AnaLucia Chita, Catherine Fulop, Chantelle Houghton, Corin Forshaw, Estefania Bacca, Florencia Tesouro, Gracie Lewis, Jazmin DeGrazia, Jessica Alba, Jessica Burciaga, Jimena Fucks, Karina Jelinek, Kate Hudson, Maggie Caruthers, Mariana Diarco, Maria Telpuk, Maribel Guardia, Meliza Rodriguez, Mirna Maras, Nancy Rodriguez, Rachael White, Silvina Escudero, Silvina Scheffler, Tamara Alves, Vicki Laursen and Vida Guerra.
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The good people over at the well known publication that call themselves a synonym of “top floor of a tall building” have gathered 12 adult film stars to put down the penises and pose for a 2011 calendar. Meanwhile, we found a so-called “Bad Girls” calendar from 2008 that is full of models who may or may not also get paycheques for touching a man’s peepee on camera. Either way, we don’t judge. We only care about tracking the days of the week. That’s all.
Genetics can be a bitch. Normally, the famous ladies you see here are blessed with the right combination of genetics that makes for a being that all of you want to see naked. Brit TV cutie Gail Porter was one of those blessed ones not that long ago. It was in 1999 that her infamous nude pictorial hit the magazine* racks (*magazines were like iPads made of paper) and also the world wide web to the delight of her fans. Meanwhile, no one would know that some genetic misfortune laid dormant in Gail’s genome. Fast forward a mere 11 years and the once petite and pixie faced Gail transformed into my Mother. We’re not going to lynch Ms. Porter for this fluke of nature like some small minded Neanderthal tabloid would but instead just marvel at the phenomenon of aging and how it can be a real asshole sometimes.
Big Brother UK produces another former contestant who feels that the next big step in her career is to pose nude and this time it’s Corin Forshaw. Emme is an Argentinean who thinks her career will be just like Cher’s, Madonna’s or God’s if she sticks to one name. Lu Dos Santos is a Brazilian model who is even sexier because she has a boy’s sounding name. Maria Lujan Telpuk of Argentina drops the Maria along with her panties for this nude pictorial. Lastly, Maribel Fernandez also of Argentina seems a little shy about her top but pretty outgoing with her bottom, not unlike myself.
One of the newest knock-outs to be added to the already brilliant bunch of British pinups goes by the lastnameless name of Elle and we felt the need that you should be informed visually of her solo debut pictorial. To back her up and to give you an even clearer picture of England’s hottie population, we’ve included the latest nude appearance of Madison Welch along with the 2011 Calendar previews featuring Alice Goodwin, Lucy Pinder, Rosie Jones and Sophie Howard. There’s also the holiday snaps when Rosie Jones, India Reynolds, Daisy Watts, Emma Glover, and Stacey Massey went on a topless vacation. Then we take a retro look at pinup of yesteryear Gail McKenna. We round out this important report with upgraded scans of Lucy Pinder, some shots of Emma Frain and a perfect postcard looking photo to send the family which features Holly Peers and Peta Todd showing off their talents.
Lindsay Lohan goes braless in a see-through shirt, Katy Perry has her closest Oops moment yet by flashing a hint of nipple, Jessica Alba grants the paparazzi a generous angle of her cheeks, Michelle Hunziker is one fine beach bum, Spanish ladies Blanca Suarez, Marta Fernandez, Olivia Molina and Ursula Corbero refuse to wear tops at the beach, Frankie Sandford of The Saturdays can’t not show us her nipples in public, Davorka Tovilo also can’t not show her breasts in public, British actress Joanna Taylor sun bathes shirtless, Jodi-Lyn O’Keefe and Keira Knightley wear sheer tops. Yup, those things happened.
Miranda Kerr nude in 3D sounds cool but really, Orlando Bloom is the only one who benefits from seeing Miranda naked in the 3rd dimension. Alas. The other let down is that the rest of the naked (and close to naked) supermodels in the following visual study are all displayed in the oh-so flat and old fashioned 2nd dimension and they are Agnes Buzala, Anna Jagodzinska, Annick Bartkevica, Ava Smith, Britney Nola, Charlotte Kemp-Muhl, Chloe Pridham, Cindy Crawford, Coco Rocha, Delfine Bafort, Edita Vilkeviciute, Emily DiDonato, Erin Wasson, Eugenia Volodina, Eva Riccobono, Freja Beha-Erichsen, Heidi Mount, Irina Shayk, Jana Knauerova, Karen Mulder, Karolina Kurkova, Katarzyna Dolinska, Korina Longin, Lara Stone, Lydia Hearst, Lyndsey Scott, Magdalena Frackowiak, Masha Rudenko, Nadiya Chenko, Nadja Auermann, Naomi Campbell, Natalia Vodianova, Natasha Poly, Omahyra Mota, Patricia Schmid, Raquel Zimmermann, Sabrina Cereseto, Sarah Warnaar, Sasha Melnychuk, Suki Alice, Sydonie Herrera, Tiiu Kuik, Victoria Sekrier.
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