Brazilian fashion model Veridiana Mallmann whose fame actually blossomed in Italy as both a model and a reality TV contestant on that country’s version of Celebrity Survivor is yet another person to be featured in her own 2010 Calendar. The difference with Veridiana’s calendar compared to so many of the sudo celeb wall-hangers out these days is that it is well produced. Actually, it’s not unlike a lot of the calendars coming out of Italy for the past 15 years that we’ve seen (like Monica Bellucci, Manuela Arcuri, Nina Moric, Giorgia Palmas, Alena Seredova, Alessia Fabiani to name just a few) which combine great locations, unique setups, talented photographers and of course, beautiful subjects. Although, it’s a shame Neroscan is no longer around to do justice to these calendars anymore. No one seems to scan like the old days anymore.
Based purely on the internet and stories from friends, a lady’s breast (or two) will on occasion escape the confines of their suppressive support systems to come out and say “Hello, here we are!” Naked breasts have been my Snuffleupagus ever since I knew who Snuffleupagus was. I hear stories that they exist in real life. Apparently, they always show themselves right before or after I enter the room or I’ll be right beside them and I’ll be the only one who missed seeing them. Even though the truth machine known as the internet has shown many accounts of naked breasts popping out here and there and seems like every I am not, I still have my doubts of their real world existence. Rosie Jones, Eva Wyrwal, Emma Frain and Rhian Sugden pose for some contrived breast popping moments here but it seems like they’re just humoring me, but thanks for trying ladies.
Adam Lambert, who was the least gay thing on American Idol last season, is apparently causing a bit of a ruckus for a recent photo shoot where he’s seen groping a nude model of whom we do not know the name of. I suppose the controversy would be that Adam is gay and the model he is feeling up does not have a penis. Oh my. So could this mean Adam isn’t gay anymore? Please people. Stop being so gay about gay people. Just because you roll around with and kiss a naked model of the opposite sex it does not mean you’re not gay anymore. Whereas, if you’re a husband who likes to do ecstasy and cocaine while having sex with male prostitutes on a regular basis, then you’re probably gay no matter how much you love Jesus.
Whether it is at the theatre or in your living room, you can now find actresses getting naked in both venues. The naked actresses are not actually IN those venues shedding their clothes, but you are the one that is in those venues, with your naked status being up to you. Point being, of course, is that both movies and television are prime viewing options to see your favourite actress nude and here some to hit the internet lately...
Argentinean model Andrea Estevez sports nothing on top and practically nothing on the bottom while maintaining the fact that she is NOT another one of Martin Sheen’s children to have kept their original last name of Estevez to differentiate herself from Martin and Charlie. I know, it’s very confusing. Meanwhile, fellow South American models Andrea Rincon, Larissa Riquelme, Maria Lujan Telpuk also appear naked on this fine day on the international interwebs.
British pinup model Alice Goodwin was named the Sexiest Woman of All Time To Ever Exist In The Entire Universe Since The Big Bang (or some other lesser hyperbolic named poll) was and IS quite beautiful and possess some of the most ideal aesthetic features you could ever find on a woman. Yet, she decided to go bigger with her already healthy bosom. A rather crazy and unnecessary move on her part but she does manage to explain her reasoning in a surprisingly rational way in a recent interview. She claims she only went up one size up from her previous F size and it’s true that she didn’t “destroy” her breasts but has she not see what happens to women as they age who keep upping their cup sizes? (See Pamela Anderson or Katie “Jordan” Price to name a few.) It almost always ends in disaster. In the meantime, enjoy Alice of the present here and of the past (here, here and here) and hope that her future doesn’t resemble slices of pepperoni served on day old pumpernickel doe. (Quickly go to the pictures before you picture this in your head...)
Once upon a time female celebrities who showed their breasts in public were usually a victim of circumstance. Nowadays with the (unsettling) trend of celebrity nudity being newsworthy (even in the mainstream), ladies have taken control of their circumstances and will promote their careers by flashing some nipple in public here and there. Funny enough, professional photographers (pervs with cameras that cost more than $50) just happen to be around to document the "candid" moment. Sophie Monk (an actress of some kind) and Pamela Anderson (an old actress of some kind) did this very thing recently with one of them pulling it off in a much sexier way than the other.
Along with Victoria’s Secret supermodel Marisa Miller’s bare bum in a bathroom, we have Adrianne Curry penny slot on Twitter, UK’s Amii Grove, models Ann Marie, Catrinel Menghia, and Claudia Trucco, George Clooney’s Italian lady friend Elisabetta Canalis, adult actress Eva Henger giving some keeners a shot, Gisele Bundchen, Dancing with the Stars’ Karina Smirnoff nude for PeTA, Kate Moss topless of course, Katie Downes and Rhian Sugden getting some sun, Kayleigh Pearson, Keeley Hazell coy 2010 calendar preview, Kim Kardashian shopping (are we really featuring this?), supermodel Lara Stone, Lucy Becker, curvy Cuban Mayra Veronica, Italian beauty Melita Toniolo in sheer, Milla Jovovich nude back in the day, a model of the 90s Nadege, fashion model of today Natasha Vojnovic, Nicola Roberts in an interesting wardrobe choice, the very sexy Nigella Lawson in a less than respectful angle, BBUK’s Orlaith McAllister, Sophie Anderton, Sophie Howard and some Victoria’s Secret models backsides backstage.
You would never know from Aubrey’s Playboy pictorial but she’s a real person with flaws and everything. You know, like most other human beings on the planet. However, ever since a nude photo of Aubrey from a peep show leaked on to the internet self-proclaimed female experts put some words together that somewhat translated to saying that she looks terrible without Photoshop. Here’s where I get confused. How many of these dickheads, that put down women for not living up to these airbrushed fantasies, have ever seen a real live naked woman stand in front of them, willingly, and then turn down sex because the woman didn’t look Photoshopped enough? Exactly. As much as I like to make fun of pretty much anyone who breathes, I think if you’re going to poke fun of people, don’t be a vapid and unfunny dick about it. Anyhoo, here’s Aubrey’s little YouTube rebuttal to aforementioned dicks showing that she’s a real live girl like the rest of us. She also reveals her see-through bra later in the video just for those who look at too many uptight American lad mags and think women don’t have nipples. They do and you know what? That’s the general norm. Yay normal!
Ever get the feeling that the public beaches in Italy are the last place for a relaxing time? The crowds of people seem suffocating, the sounds of stereos, sea-dos and screaming people must be maddening and if you’re a famous attractive women there’s a good chance if you bend over it will be in tomorrow’s edition of “The Daily Perv.” Some of those famous women may be Ainett Stephens, Belen Rodriguez, Benedetta Zilli, Cecilia Capriotti, Elisabetta Gregoraci, Emanuela Folliero, Isabella Ferrari, Lola Ponce, Magda Gomes, Valeria Golino (she kissed Rain Man) or Violante Placido.
While the full spread (in HQ) of Lily Allen posing topless for the good people at Gentleman Quarterly (UK division) hit the internets recently, these other celebrity type people also made naked-like appearances: model Belle, Italian Reality TV’s Benedetta Zilli, Britian’s Bianca Deacy and Emma Glover, Argentinean model Emme, Gisele Bundchen showing a hint of areola, Dancing with the Stars’ Joanna Krupa doing the same, classic Joan Severance shot, Vampire Diaries’ actress Kayla Ewell, supermodel Lisa Cant, model Maria Fowler, South American model Natacha Jaitt, Big Brother UK’s Noirin Kelly topless, BB UK winner Sophie Reade, Tori Spelling in sheer, model Triana Iglesias, supermodel Trish Goff, talk show host Tyra Banks in her supermodelling days and model Zoe Szypillo.
Bulgarian beauties Ana-Maria Kirilova and Biliana Yotovska with fellow countrywoman singer Axina. Russia’s Anna Starshenbaum, along with Belgium’s Deborah Ostrega and Delphine Chaneac.
The usual eclectic collection of fashion models displayed in a visual study that investigates their levels of nudity to which they use to both enhance the photo and their careers.
This Australian model has managed to be one of the few redheads to be promoted to supermodel status. Probably due to the obvious fact that her look is of a good-looking nature which has helped her ability to create a diverse body of editorial work. It also helps that her attractive head packages a sharp mind that communicates to the world with a sharp tongue. So we present you some images to add to her already fine Nudography...
English actress Anna Friel nude on stage, Celine Dion in slight sheer, supermodel Charlotte Kemp Muhl doing her best John Lennon, Courtney Love doing her best to keep her top on but fails, former Heroes’ cast member Dania Ramirez nearly naked in room 23, actress Dawn Olivieri, French actress Mathilda May topless for a cause, bigger and better images of Megan Fox in Rolling Stone, model Melinda Messenger, Ukrainian gymnast Nadezhda Vasina, bigger better images of Olivia Wilde, Brit pinup Rosie Jones 2010 calendar preview, BBUK’s Sophie Reade in better images and Tyra Banks back from she modeled.
Highlighted by Rihanna in her transparent tank top revealing her falling-chest-first-into-tackle-boxes hobby followed by other paparazzi caught celebs including Celine Dion, Eva Laskari, Eva Mendes, Guendalina Canessa, Jayde Nicole, Kylie Minogue, Lady GaGa, Leilani Dowding, Lisa Edelstein, Neve Campbell, Nicole Richie, Patricia Heaton, Patrizia Daddario and Stella Dimitriou.
When we scour the planet for celebrity-ish ladies we find Greece’s Afroditi Laskoudi, Argentina’s Cecilia Oviedo, Serbian model Fantazija, South America’s Larissa Riquelme, French adult actress Melanie Coste, Hungary’s Reka Kis Hegedus and Argentina’s Romina Cisneros.
There are times when women need not be nude to be found appealing. Yes, it true you Neanderthals. Megan Fox and Olivia Wilde are in fact SO appealing and attractive that a nude celebrity site like this one will report their lack of nakedness because it’s just the right thing to do. However, we must remind all of you that under their clothes there might be some nudity to report. Those are still rumours at this point.
Then there’s Guinevere, a very successful unpretty editorial model who fits a niche summed up best with this pictorial utilizing the movie monster theme of Frankenstein... with boobs.
Um, yeah. Can’t help but notice the obvious appeal of this Big Brother UK 2009 winner that sits right in front of her. Hate to be so blunt but Sophie Reade has some rather large lists of resume entries ahead of her. There’s going to be so many jobs in her future, she’ll never have to worry about having an empty stomach ever again. God breast her.
The rules of the French language are as follows: take the English sentence and switch the two main words with one another and insert a “la”, “le” or “de” in between. Voila! You’re speaking French. Now if only my grade 6 French teacher could’ve explained it to me as simple as that back in the day. I’d now be so fluent with my French, the ladies would be pregnant the moment I uttered “Ou et lavache?” On a similar topic, here is a bouquet of French actresses nude de film.
Russian celebrities who are NOT Yakov Smirnoff are who we get to see naked and naked-ish in the following visual study. They are instead models of the female kind. Some known. Some not known. It’s particularly these unknowns who are featured in some very creative photo shoots that look like they would either be heaven or hell to work on.
You might think that being Canadian would give me instant knowledge about the following French Canadian actresses who are bearing their breasts for breast (cancer) awareness but it does not. So for anyone living in Quebec, I will assume you know who these bare chested ladies are and I say to you “Ou et lavache?” because that’s one of my few known French sentences. As for the rest of us, just know these ladies are famous somewhere and their breasts are exposed for a good cause: to teach the world that Quebec has its own famous people.
Jessica Burciaga is or was one of those oddball bunnymates in that she wasn’t blond and pumped full of silicone. You know, Hef’s usual recipe. So if you’re tired of that generic bunnymate look, Jessica’s may be your girl. Not “your girl” in that she could be your girlfriend of course. That’d be delusional. Besides, she’s way too busy picking weeds in my garden and reading me bed times stories 7 days a week.
While heterosexual gray-hairs pumped full of Viagara like Hugh Hefner decide what kind of glamour models we get to see on the shelves at local magazine shops near you, it’s the Chardonnay filled purple-haired homosexuals who decide what fashion models we see go down catwalks at local fashion shows near you. This seems to work out “ok” in general but it seems we’re never happy. We complain the bunnymate’s large fake breasts create false expectations while at the same time we bitch that the supermodels are too skinny with small boy-ish breasts creating false expectations for those who wish they could have boy boobs. I have no idea where I’m going with this so let’s just look at some fashion models with real looking breasts that don’t appear boy-ish whatsoever to this guy.
Italy’s Angela Tuccia, English actress Jane Birkin, Spain’s Natalia Rocha and Belgian model Valerie De Booser who was in that country’s version of Temptation Island. And now she’s naked? How unusual.
A collection of Swedish celebrities and models that come from a land known for producing some of the most beautiful naturally blond people in the world. Naturally meaning that the carpet matches the drapes. (Please note: we are NOT saying Swedes are dumb. We’re saying blondes are dumb. Completely different.)
So Lily Allen is showing her boobs again. As is her weirder ugly pop star sister Lady Gaga who even showed hers at this year’s MTV VMAs this weekend. Whereas actress Teri Hatcher seemed a bit more respectable with her public skin showing ways by participating in a triathlon. Whereas the gawking masses that documented her while she changing might have a lesson to learn in respect. And these are the rest: Abbie Cornish, AnneMarie Cadieux, Candice Swanepoel, Carol Facal, Eva Mendes, Gisele Bundchen, Heidi Klum, Hunter Tylo, Jaime Pressly, Jenna Jameson, Julie Depardieu, Kylie Minogue, Mery Helen, Naomi Campbell, Olga Farmaki, Sammy Braddy, Staci Noblett, and Victoria Vanucci.
In this collection of actresses nude in film, highlights include Amy Smart, Drew Barrymore, Emmanuelle Vaugier, Eve Mauro, Malin Akerman, Natalie Zea, Rachel Blanchard, Sally Kellerman, Selma Blair among many others.
Celebrities in Greece are not unlike many of their fellow European counterparts in that they are quite cool with sporting a thong and skimpy bikini to a public beach. As is the case with Greek actress Eva Laskari who recently did such, and to see what she looks like under that bikini which really doesn’t leave much to the imagination, we have a bunch of her in studio nudes so that you don’t have to use all the brain power imagining. That’s a lot of work for those of us living in this era of instant information and instant porn.
How many times have we heard that a big name celebrity is or will be posing “nude” and all we get is a bunch of hands or arms or drapes or cute kittens getting in the way of the goodies? Many many times is how many times. We too at BoB are guilty of reporting many of these coy celebrities in these cliché implied nude photos simply because that’s as nude as a lot of these ladies will get. British pinups Gemma Atkinson and Danielle Lloyd are notorious for their lack of nipple exposure which kind of seems silly to me. A pinup model never showing their breasts is like a dentist who won’t pull teeth.
When we find better versions of photos (larger, clearer, additions to sets) that we previously reported, we like to bring them to you the subscribers of BoB because if it weren’t for you, this site would not exist and The D-Man might instead be living on the street showing off his own boobs for food and liquor.
One couldn’t but help notice that when today’s date of 09.09.09 is uttered verbally it sounds like the tantrum shouts of Taratino’s Hitler from Inglorious Basterds. Yes? No? Nein? Either way, it gives us a reason to mention some well known German celebrities like Diane Kruger, Eva Padberg, Heidi Klum, Claudia Schiffer, Janine Habeck, Xenia Seeberg, and Alexandra Kamp (to name a few) and how their Nudographies are always available inside of BoB. Whereas, the following is a collection of the more recent images to hit the interwebs featuring German blooded ladies. They are Anna Reusch, Biggi Bardot, Claudia Schiffer, Isabel Edvardsson, Mandy Lindenau, Melanie Rosenthal, Micaela Schafer, Miriam Vollath, Nazan Eckes, Tyra Misoux, Vibe Sorensen (not German, just happens to have been featured in a German publication) and Webcam Julia.
That’s fancy foreign talk for Nine Nine Nine Spanish, Portuguese and Hungarian respectively to represent the following ladies from countries that speak those words: Portugal’s Bastet, Carla Matadinho, Claudia Vieira, Cristina and Scabbia Lenka, Diana Chaves, Filipa Paixao, Liliana Santos, Lucia Garcia, Maya Karuna, and Raquel Henriques. Mexico’s Elba Jimenez, Marisol Gonzalez and Gaby Elizalde with Spain’s Loli Fernandez. Plus Hungarians Nika and Timea Tepedelen.
Ever wonder how the Czech Republic and its horny population look at the world’s favourite pinup models? Yeah, me neither. However, now that I came across a rather well presented collection of some well known non-Czech pinups photos that were exported out of the Czech Republic (after they were imported from other places) I am now somewhat curious to see more Czech porn. Well, it’s not exactly “porn” based on my qualifications of porn but porn is such a great word and is fun to use even if incorrect. Especially, in front of Grandma. However, the following is classy in that people aren’t having intercourse kind of way and not porn to any sane population.
Various real life moments of the famous and famous-ish including Beyonce in a bikini, Blake Lively in a see though top, Eva Mendes braless, Guendalina Canessa being so European and topless at the beach, more Jennifer Lopez in that red bikini from August, Rod Stewart’s lady friend Penny Lancaster, Italian Sabrina Ferilli topless and Sara Tommasi having a little Oops moment.
You must hand it to Milla Jovovovovich (I think that may be too many ovov’s) the supermodel turned actress does take a great picture even in the simplest of settings and in the simplest of wardrobes, her naked baw-day. No more talkie, just lookie...
By the looks of things, photographer Terry Richardson probably never has a bad Monday when going to work involves posing with naked supermodels in photo shoots that look like they’re done purely for the fun of it. Here he is with Eniko Mihalik (nude), Abbey Lee Kershaw (nude), Magdalena Frackowiak (nude) and Freja Beha-Erichsen (also nude) all because he can. Looking at the man, you might think he’s still living off of social assistance but guess what? He gets paid for this.
While we’re on the subject of supermodels, let’s take a look at yet another interesting set featuring one of Helmut Newton’s well known muses Charlotte Rampling standing around with the much younger Raquel Zimmermann in The Louvre as naked as the statues they’re posing next to. Also, Mariel Hemingway’s daughter Dree amongst a cluster of other models...
Many fans of fashion magazines and fashion photography are often not interested in the clothes and/or other products featured but are, here’s the shocking part, are interested in taking a good healthy peek at the model(s). That healthy peek will turn into a long satisfying stare if the clothes are barely or not present at all. The following shows examples of that.
Fake lesbian-ish behaviour conquers the soul of many simple and even the most complex heterosexual men nearly every time. Whether it be two women who are obviously not gay or two (maybe even three) sisters who get provocative with each other, it’s pretty much never real lesbianism. Yet, why do some many men think this is what women do together when there are no men around? Because it’s better than make-believing that there is a God. Way better.
Would it be sexist to say that if I ordered a Greek pizza I’d want the following ladies (Diana Ygropoulou, Linda Kustanczi and the great Olga Farmaki) to be my 3 toppings? Or is it some strange cannibalistic fantasy that should never be said out loud? Either way, I think it might be best to stop typing now. Except, I must point out that I am fully aware Marisa Miller is NOT Greek but these pictures of her here are to compare to these shots of Diana Ygropoulou. There is a suspiciously similar look to these two photo shoots that reminds me of another time a Greek photo shoot has copied an American one. (See Sasha Basta doing Madonna and then see Julia Alexandratou doing Lindsay Lohan doing Marilyn Monroe.)
Last year, the State of Utah mandated a four day work week for state workers which makes Thursday their Friday but more importantly, what becomes of hump day for these Utah-opians? There is no middle day in a four day work week and in the five day work week the middle day of the week is the most productive day. Hence the hump in a graph showing work productivity versus days of the week for you still-learning-types. This new shortened work week (but with longer work days) has proven to have an overall higher productivity rate and it also saves a ton on carbon emissions. So if the rest of the world were to wake-up and go to a four day work week as well, would that be the end of hump day? If that’s the case then maybe we should savor our hump days now while we can by enjoying the following South American humps, rumps and lady lumps because, frankly, they have a lot of them.
Super fashion model Morgane Dubled has one of those looks that from the neck down, appears to be all woman but from the neck up, you fear authorities would arrest you for even thinking thoughts of going there. This photo shoot obviously comes from the fashion editorial world because it IS of Morgane Dubled but it borders on the edge of Met-Art-ish
which I’m not sure is a good or bad thing for fashion photographers to be compared to. You’d hope it was the other way around.
