Not since the Olympics were done in the nude has Greece been so sexy. That sentence is absolutely false. Greece has probably been sexy ever since then and never stopped. It’s just that us non-Worldly types have only now with the age of the internet seen the riches that come from such great places as Greece with those riches being the ladies. Sure, I can stay home and eat their great food but I’ve been hard pressed to find beautiful Greek women like the following at my local Greek restaurant. So thank you internets for not making me leave the house.
Sadly, the entire world is in love with reality television. It’s probably not going anywhere anytime soon. The only positive coming from these vapid forms of entertainment is that a lot of its female participants won’t only whore out their time to get their 15 minutes of fame by being on these shows but will also add an extra minute or two to their fame by posing naked. In some minds, even this one, that’s actually not a positive but yet another strike against the reality show crazed population. The positive is just for this particular site because it gives us naked famous-ish fodder. Other than that, we strongly believe so-called reality television is just another sign that our world is quickly fucking itself over royally. So until Jesus comes to save us, here are the chicks that will be riding on the backs of the four horsemen...
Norge? Yeah. Norge. That’s Norwegian for Norway. I must say, The D-Man’s ancestors sure have a language that lacks the silky smoothness of the romantic languages like French or Spanish. However, Norway’s Jani Askevold certainly has a silky smoothness that would make anyone want to be romantic... with her or themselves. Of course, depending on what’s available at the moment.
Canada, Norway, Sweden, Finland, Denmark, The Hollands are on top of the world and this high global position has gone straight to their heads. They seem to think that if you’re sick, you should be treated without having to sell your home or go bankrupt. They have the audacity to get a jump start on converting their industries to sustainable energies. Madness. Well, except for the Canadians. They’re still traditionalists by destroying their own ecosystems and selling resources to other countries with little to no profit in return. Sure, they might get cancer for freeing their land of their precious oil by spilling the byproducts into their rivers, but hey, free health care! Those balanced Canucks are always thinking ahead. Speaking of head, here are some Northern born lady celebrities who sometimes double as socialist spies by getting jobs in the US in order to brainwash their freedoms away by being in their movies and on their televisions. Look out for the seductive Rachel Perry America. Whenever she introduces a video on VH1 she will subliminally make you think you only need to buy one gun per month.
Featuring Alexa Davalos, Alice Goodwin, Ali Larter, AnnaLynne McCord, Catherine Fulop, Evan-Rachel Wood, Eve Angeli, Frankie Rayder, Guinevere VanSeenus, Jaslene Gonzalez, Jennifer Connelly, Lady GaGa, Monica Farro, Susan Eldridge, Tetyana Brazhnyk, Tia Eckhardt and Yelena Isinbayeva.
Growing up and seeing the original Barker’s Beauties on The Price Is Right I did not see what the big deal was about these ladies. They stood with their fake smiles and bad 80s hair waving their arms around in a fake living room with tacky furniture that only seemed like a step-up if you lived in an empty trailer. Nowadays, there’s a Price Is Right in every country of the world. Maybe. Almost. But for sure in Australia where they briefly had a model named Samantha Steele. Apparently, she was let go for being too sexy because there’s nothing worse than sexy model on a game show. Yuck. Here she is being way too sexy but just the right amount of naked.
The more commonly heard version “throw another shrimp on the bar-bee” has got to be the lamest thing Australian’s must deal with every time they talk to some North American numb skull thinking they know how to speak Australian. The other one is probably “a dingo ate my baby.” Well, that one’s just hilarious because babies are delicious and we don’t need more of them. Anyway, let’s try to keep the stereotyping to a minimum when we peruse this sexy collection of Aussie females who, in case you didn’t know, are all genetically criminal. Actually, for being the ancestors of exiled prisoners, Aussie’s are rather conservative when it comes to showing their lady skin. Maybe they got uptight from all the ass rape in the late 1700s.
Actresses doing their best to make plots strong with the help of their naked acting skills. Plus, a controversial collage of a possible sportscaster in the state of undress that you may have read about in the news lately if you’re one of those pop news junkies like the rest of us.
A visual study of the various forms of celebrity. A term us internetters and the mainstream media have stretched out so thin that there is actually now more celebrities than normal everyday people in the world. Included here is new stuff, upgraded stuff, naked-ish stuff and yes, even naked famousy stuff.
Here is a four-tette of fantastic looking ladies who come from other countries which allows us to affectionately call them “foreigners.” First up, the stunner from Sweden fashion model Camilla Lemb. Then there’s Italian Big Brother’s Cristina Del Basso whose claim to fame, let’s face it, was her bossom and its ability to pop and say hi to all the tiny cameras that make that reality series possible. This is her 2010 Calendar that the Italians knew and were hoping was coming out. You might know this next Ukrainian lady as Katie Fey or Jenya D or Eugenia Diordiychuk or the really cute brunette who’s always naked on the online. Well, she’s naked again but this time there’s a high class erotic look to this little series that surpasses anything I’ve seen of her before. Nice. Finally, we have another multi-named internets model who hails from Eastern Europe, Orsolya Kocsis or Orsi Kocsis or Klaudia or that other cute brunette who is always naked on the online. Here she is in a more traditional swimsuit type of photo shoot with the tradition being that the swimsuit isn’t really necessary.
The pretty ladies the fashion industry use to get our attention so that we will buy their stuff because stuff is so irresistible when a pretty girl is next to that stuff.
Here those Argentineans go waving their round bottoms in our faces again... and those being Alejandra Defelippo, Antonella Mazzei, Cinthia Alonso, Cinthia Cohen, Claudia Ciardone, Ivana Brodowsky, Jimena Fucks, Maria-Emilia Scalera, Mariana Diarco, Melina Nicolas, Ruth Ian, Samantha Cheroni, Yamila Daher and Yanina Franco.
Musician and journalist Amanda Palmer, all of a suddenly popular in the US British actress Anna Friel, Bar Refaeli, Carre Otis, pop singer Christina Milian, Danielle Lloyd, Michelle’s sister DeDee Pfeiffer, actress Evan-Rachel Wood rather ndue, model Ginger Jolie, a preview of Holly Madison’s 2010 calendar, Australia’s Imogen Bailey, supermodel Kate Moss, UK pinup Kayleigh Pearson, Lady GaGa, TV’s Lake Bell oh-so-close to finally being topless, actress Lauren Storm, Lily Allen topless in these upgrade images, Mandy Moore in sheer, Marisa Miller and Miranda Kerr in the latest VS catalogue, Naomi Campbell, the lovely Paz Vega with baby bump, Aussie model Raychel Frew, actress Rose McGowan, Victoria’s Secret model Rosie Huntington Whiteley topless, Argentinean model Sabrina Rojas, Benjamin Button actress Taraji Henson and Russian pop lesbians Tatu.
In skimpy bikinis, in see-through clothing, on stage and even displaying public toplessness, we have Adele Silva, Alessandra Ambrosio, Anna Friel, Ashanti , Asia Argento, Belen Rodriguez, Christina Milian, Cleo Rocos, Cristina Quaranta, Daryl Hannah, Elisabetta Gregoraci, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Eva Mendes, Flavia Pennett, Gabriella Pession, Goldie Hawn, Heather Graham, Helen Flanagan, Katie-Jordan Price, Katy Hill, Kym Marsh, Lady GaGa, Michelle Hunziker, Miranda Kerr, Penelope Cruz, Rita Rusic, Rosario Dawson and Rose McGowan.
Along with the actresses from 2001’s “Sex and Lucia” Paz Vega, Diana Suarez and Elena Anaya, we have BlueNudes model Carrie Stevens in “Who’s Your Daddy?”; UK actress Charlotte Gainsbourg in “Antichrist”; the Italian and very cute actress Chiara Caselli in “Beyond the Clouds”; Denise Richards topless in her fake reality show; internet model Edith Larente; Gretchen Mol in “An American Affair”, former supermodel Ines Sastre in “Par-Dela Les Nuages”; Keira Knightley in “The Edge of Love”; Italian actress Laura Chiatti in “The Case of Unfaithful Klara”, Linda Blair in “Savage Streets”, Nastassja Kinski in “Passion flower Hotel”; Sienna Miller in “The Edge of Love”, Sophie Marceau in “Beyond the Clouds” and Tamsin Egerton in “Keeping Mom”.
American baseball wife (to pitcher Kris Benson) Anna Benson who we assume is the catcher; Argentinean models Belen Lavallen, Cammila Velazco and Daniela Urzi; Aussie (and sister to Kylie) Dannii Minogue; South America’s Delfina Gerez Bosco; Australia’s Erin McNaught; Germany’s Janine Habeck; U S and A’s Jesikah Maximus; Chicagoan Joanna Krupa; Mexico’s Karen Manzano; Spain’s Kira Miro and Lalo Perezrivera; Estonia’s Liis Lass; France’s Louise Bourgoin; one of America’s true native Moon Bloodgood; Argentina’s Natacha Jaitt; Down Under’s Rachael Neiberding; Eastern Europe’s Rodilina Sambrish; former Aussie Price Is Right pointer to prizes Samantha Steele, Denmark’s Sarah Louise Christiansen, American Susan Ward and France’s Virginie Caprice.
We go back in time all the way to the year 2008 in order to visit Venezuelan model Diosa Canales in her own calendar where gives the term “ranch dressing” a whole new meaning. We then have Hitomi who is huge in Japan for being both a pop star and a star who is about to pop. Brazil is the next country to give the world a naked celebrity-like person, Mariana Skieres, who shows her diverse modeling skills here with her ability to pose nude at night AND during the day. Those are some serious modeling chops right there.
Headlining this collection is the underexposed in America, actress Anna Friel going topless in Vanity Fair; then we have daring TV reporter Dawn Porter, model Elle Liberachi, diverse actress Emily Mortimer, pin-up model Emma Frain, BBC Sports' Gabby Logan, TV's Gail Porter, Sky Poker's Helen Chamberlain, model Imogen Gray, Wordplay's Jenny Powell, former Hollyoaker Joanna Taylor, the curvilcious Kelly Brook, pin-up Krystle Gohel, reality TV's Lara Sutherland, model Leah Francis, the well-known Michelle Marsh, model and UK Beauty & The Geek participant Natalie Pike, former real-life Lara Croft Nell McAndrew, former Miss United Kingdom Nicola Willoughby, East Enders actress Patsy Palmer and reent Big Brother UK contestant Sophie Reade..
The latest collection of ladies who grace us with their beauty on catwalks, in catalogues, on billboards, in fashion magazines, on television ads, in our hearts.
Looking at these stills from something called “Co-Ed Confidential” you would think you were looking at porn. Well, you are but it’s actually from a TV show of the same name. It is even categorized as a comedy. Yes, I always thought near hardcore porn was hilarious. Anyway, enjoy some very naked “actresses” including Daisy Marie, Leigh Livingston, Michelle Maylene, and Olivia Alaina May.
Ranging from supermodels to pin-up models to actresses to pop-singers all in this visual study of celebrity nudity of various degrees. Featuring: Alessandra Ambrosio, Ana Beatriz-Barros, Bar Refaeli, Cindy Crawford, Cintia Dicker, Daisy Lowe, Edita Vilkeviciute, Emma Davis, Jeisa Chiminazzo, Jennifer Connelly, Jessica Stam, Kara Tointon, Keeley Hazell, Keira Knightley, Kristen McMenamy, Lily Allen, Madison Welch, Marisa Miller, Maryna Linchuk, Michelle Buswell, Mimi Westernhagen, Miranda Kerr, Natasha Henstridge, Nicole Trunfio, Peta Todd, Rhian Sugden, Sarah Shahi, Sophie Marceau, Sophie Reade, Tara Gill and Valentina Zelyaeva.
With the exception of Americans Katy Perry and Mena Suvari it is usually the European flavour of celebrity which make-up the seasoned veterans of keeping the beaches provocative. They include Alessia Marcuzzi, Alessia Merz, Barbara Guerra, Federica Nargi, Francesca Cipriani, Giorgia Palmas, Lola Ponce, Marianne Puglia, Melissa Satta, Penelope’s sister Monica Cruz, Rita Rusic and Valeria Marini.
While Laetitia Casta remains stunning knocked-up to the hilt in a bikini, Carmen Electra finally becomes a true Vegas showgirl and goes topless proper. Lily Allen then properly poses voluntarily for the cameras, also truly topless. Meanwhile, Miranda Kerr does the faux naked thing but in her usual cute way and fellow supermodel Rianne Ten Haken stuns us with her stunningness and Marisa Miller dawns nothing but paint.
As we continue to fix our hard drive space issues, let’s take a jaunt around the world to see who’s famous somewhere where you are not. Or perhaps, you’ll be sitting there at your computer in one of the countries that some of these ladies are famous in. So if you happen to run into them walking down the sidewalk one day, don’t act all weird because you’ve already seen them naked here in the following visual study of international celebrity nakedness. (Featuring: Greece’s Barbara Zatler, UK’s coy Danielle Lloyd, Ukraine’s Irina Olhovskaya, Europe’s Kasia Kulka, French reality person Laly Vallade, England’s Madison Welch and Malene Espensen, Eastern Europe’s Marlena Pastula, American actress (Weeds) Mary Louise Parker, Argentina’s Natalia Dulfo and Natalia Rosas Munoz, Mexico’s Ninel Conde, Britian’s Rhian Sugden and the consonant heavy Zaneta Niznikowska of, perhaps, Eastern Europe?
So there might be some exaggeration in that headline. What really happened is that our server got filled again with too much celebrity content. So we're in the middle of rearranging files to utilize the space we have more effectively. So until the millions of files have moved to their new hard drives and to tame your celebrity appetites, we are doing some smaller updates in a slightly different way. A pain-in-the-ass way for The D-Man if you must know, but he/I aren't complaining. Stupid internet machines. So here's some of the latest of the recent that is new including Rihanna's starry pasties, Mena Suvari's perfect beach bum, Heidi Klum's quite-ok bum, some curvy Australian models and some otherness...
So do you fancy yourself a lover of the lesbians? Many men do and ok, good for them. Now how many of those same girl-on-girls gawkers do you think are complete homophobes if the two petting participants rolling around in the hay are two dudes? I don’t have the stats on that but I’m guessing more than a few. I’m guessing gay marriage is out of the question for those same people. Sure, let the lesbians give me a show for my own selfish needs but good God don’t let them get married. I highly doubt the following ladies getting naked together are anywhere close to being true lesbians and have no desire to marry each other but if it’s cool with you to get off on their gay activities, then it should also be cool with you if they wanted to get married. Of course, that’s just what Jesus told me the other day.
Along with “Angels & Demons” beauty Ayelet Zurer (as seen on the left) we have frozen moments from hot scenes in various motion pictures and television shows.
Sure, today would be a great opportunity to feature a bunch of home grown Canadian celebrities in the buff. “Why is that?” you ask. Well, my non-Canadian friends, it’s Canada Day. On this day in history sometime before the first season of M*A*S*H* our founding ancestors finally broke from British tyranny and became an independent nation. The English side of Canada wanted the right to shoot beavers while the French side wanted to have sex with them. The British Empire frowned on both activities and no longer wanted to have anything to do with us. So after some break-up sex with the Queen, we went our own way. I’m pretty sure this is how it happened. So back to the Canadian celebrities in the buff... yeah, we don’t have any. Well, we have a ton of them in the archives but none of them have made any major nude news recently. Instead, here are bunch of non-Canadian cuties...
The usual hodge-podge of film stills showing S named actresses getting naked-ish or all the way naked in order to tell a better story. They say a good film is all about the writing and to a lot of lonely men who don’t see a lot of naked women in their real lives; the following films have some excellent writing.
