Supermodel and sister to fellow model of super powers Frankie, Missy Rayder here does a fine editorial piece which displays how nakedness combined with wetness almost always makes for a pleasant experience. Of course, to complete the pleasantness trifecta, a supermodel is a wise choice.
The obligatory visual study of actresses in film where their nude scenes are focused on by the usual hoard of peeping pervs who use the internet as their main tool to see a lady naked. For some, it is their only tool. So thank the Lord for such a mighty tool because this clearly is the Lord’s work we are witnessing.
We have of Canada’s most annoying pop singers who speaks like she’s still 13 Avril Lavigne in a bikini, while British actress and Cannes Film Festival winner Charlotte Gainsbourg makes a very not subtle bikini change and one might wonder if she’s inflicted with ass herpes - ALLEDGEDLY, with Davorka Tovilo flashing nipple in public a few years back, Holly Madison dawns another bikini, Kim Kardashian shows her most famous side, Leighton Meester does the same and some unknown friend to an unidentified celebrity hogs all the attention with a stellar bikini bottom and top for that matter.
While these images are from 2005 (possibly slightly earlier) most are indeed brand new news to this particular nude celebrity news periodical. Since they are sooooo 5 years ago, you might not be interested at all even if you’ve never seen them before. Sure, the breasts in this collection are spectacular but knowing that they’re not the latest and greatest, but you’re probably too busy updating your Twatter because that’s so 2009 of you. On a side note, why the heck have we not seen more of Emma Davis in the last 5 years? She seems nice.
Beautiful Sweisih supermodel Aleksandra Eriksson, Russia’s Anna Starshenbaum, British Big Brother babe Jennifer Clark, lovely Latin from that Latin country Jessica Canovas, England’s always kute Kitty Lea, commie Masha Semkina and Mexico’s Piper Fawn.
Such fantastic models in this collection include the always breath taking Adriana Lima backstage at a Victoria’s Secret show, fellow VS supermodel Candice Swanepoel posing very topless, some Miranda Kerr in some recent paparazzi shots from Cannes along with some of her from last year, all capped off with more beauties worth mentioning but your eyes would do better to see them directly instead of reading this meaningless drivel.
According to the following scientific evidence, summer comes around and the shininess of girls goes up. The prime reason for this phenomenon’s spike during the summer months is the increased activity of girls frolicking in the very skin shine inducing substance known as water. This is usually done in groups of 3 to 10 women at a time and almost always in a sexy and/or naked manner. Test subjects in this visual study include Amy Diamond, Becky Rule, Jessica-Jane Clement, Rhian Sugden and Sam Cooke.
Again, I have no idea what a Dorismar is exactly but I’m going to venture a guess that it’s one of those fancy made-up names that celebrity managers like to attach to some hot up and comer so has to stand out of a sea of mediocrity. Or maybe, if I ventured my guess in a less cynical way, I might come to the sweet and innocent explanation that this nice looking Latin lady’s name was Doris Mar and her childhood friends in Mexico all called her Dorismar because they fancied her so. It is quite likely most that meet Dorismar fancy her so when just looking at her. In fact, she fancies herself as well. So much so that she thinks her illegal alien status in the US should be reversed because her body is so extraordinary. Seriously. I knew hot chicks could get themselves out of speeding tickets but legal passing into a country for having a great ass? Lou Dobbs would pop more than just a vein over this one.
Amongst others, we have for you Adriana Lima popping out during a fitting, some Bar Refaeli in a hint of sheer, the oh-so curvy Belen Lavallen, Gisele Bundchen showing her cute little bottom, Kate Moss in a very ready to wear blouse, Lady Gaga gro-grossing us out, Mariah Carey’s camera flash exposing nipple, supermodel Mirand Kerr bumming around on a boat, the always stunning Monica Bellucci in a RARE young topless shot. Nice. I’ll stop talking (typing) now.
“Ok, great.” you’re saying, “Another chick I’ve never heard of from some country that I barely knew existed.” But let me just stop you there for a minute because the following little pictorial is a fine but sadly rare example of the kind of photography that SHOULD be used as the benchmark for all major publications. Looking at the thumbnails, you might say “Meh.” but take a moment (probably a few because the images are unusually large) and see how they take a beautiful lady and lay her in an interesting setting where the contrived setup doesn’t come across forced because you can tell a creative thinker put it together with the entire photo in mind instead of just her tits. Either there aren’t enough talented photographers to fill more magazines with high caliber material or there aren’t enough photography enthusiasts to support those kinds of mags. You know; the kinds of people who enjoy a good erotic photo but don’t feel the need to “whip it out” in order to enjoy the moment. It’s probably a lot like the music industry in that most of the popular stuff is actually quite crappy and the real gems with talent usually don’t get the mass backing and exposure they deserve. Humans sure do like themselves some crap and lots of it.
That’s a poo joke. Just in case you missed that. You probably would also miss knowing who the following naked ladies from foreign countries are if I didn’t point them out to you in the forth coming visual study because, well, they’re foreign. Unless of course, you happen to be from the country these ladies are from which would make them non-foreign to you. What’s the proper word for non-foreign? Native? No, that’s an Indian... but not the kind from India. The kind from America. Well, Canada too. Man, this whole labeling of people bullshit is confusing and exhausting. I don’t know how racists do it. You’d think the work you have to put into being racist - and not to mention the sheer stupidity of it - would want to make them just quit the whole prejudging thing and get a life. Anyway, here’s Anna Falchi of Italy, Dariana of that European country, Poland’s Eva Wyrwal, Gabriele Bernardoni of Brazil, Ukrainian Irina Bruhal, Loredana Cannata of Italy , Sarah Kathleen of Francce and Hungarian Viktoria Sima.
Seeing that I rarely go out of my house and even more rarely go to another country like England, I then must gain any possible knowledge about the people of Britain purely on TV imports like The Office and by internet imagery like the following. So according to Lucy Pinder, every British woman – and I mean every single one of them – vacuums topless and follows every baking session of tarts with the obligatory placing of sprinkles on their nipples. Seems realistically normal. Then of course based on the collection of Kate Marie Cork’s photos, all homes with fake wood paneling; there lives stunning bosomy brunettes who want to prove to you that dark haired women are better in bed. Yes, I think my sources of knowledge are extremely reliable.
The season of the bikini clad celebrity is once again upon us but I don’t really remember it ever not being bikini clad celebrity season. Either way, here’s a two-piece swimming attire collection featuring Heroes star Hayden Panettiere, Britain’s best bikini advocate (and they have many) Kelly Brook, the ravishing but inexplicably famous Kim Kardashian, along with the lovely Rihanna all doing a great job at pretending to not be famous, while Argentinean model Daniela Urzi is the only one to grace the world with real nudity.
Ladies of cinema dawning their skin for plot propelling moments that if seen during boredom induced channel surfing in the cable universe will cause most if not all warm blooded men and women to halt all clicking to take a moment to drink in the usually brief but long remembered theatrical nakedness.. But who hasn’t said that before?
We’ve been showing these fantastic shots of French actress Emmanuelle Beart as they’ve popped up over the last handful of months but never as complete as the following collection which includes a lot we haven’t seen here before. This is the kind of photography D wishes all the nude celebs in the BoB database could participate in more often...
Perhaps a smaller collection than the normal gathering of fashion models we often feature but there are some goodies in this one making it worthy enough to share with you; the viewing perverted... I mean, public.
If the Heavy Metal comic universe were to coexist with the Roger Rabbit universe, Nicole “Coco” Austin would live in that whacked out universe. Instead, she actually lives in our plain ole universe which baffles the minds of many. Her curves seem to defy mother nature (and they actually do) and her age seems to defy normal time lines in that she’s managed to age 20 years into her own future. (That’s a fancy way of saying she looks old.) In the end, she could be a very woman who doesn’t need to be picked apart like this, but man, you gotta have a sense of humour about yourself if you’re going to alter your appearance to look like a teenage boy’s mythical sex fantasy from Planet A55.
Brazilian brunetted (yes, I made it a verb) beauty Ana Saad, alongside Anett Bocsi who could possibly be Hungarian, finishing with French reality TV participant Nelly Vallade.
Like I predicted, the once once-named wonder India released the last name. I was hoping it would be something like Ocean. You know, a good ole play on words trick. But instead, spelled in a unique and sexy way like Oshean or Oschün. (Notice the exotic umlaut.) Mind you, being a nude model with a pun of a name starts veering into porn star territory. India seems too sweet and innocent to be a porn star which is exactly why she’d be great at it. No pressure though. It’s not for everybody. When I say not, I mean, absolutely.
You want a piece of my heart? Well then, you better start from the start... because not starting at the beginning is fundamentally impossible. Unless of course, when reading a book and you jump to the end instead of starting from the start. However, no matter what page you first read, by reading that page first automatically makes it the start of your reading experience. Jesus, this makes my brain hurt as much as the following celebrity backends make my crotch.
Sometimes we bend the rules in the name of alliteration because we aren’t that clever. Our lack of focused brain power could be blamed on such ladies as European model Gabrielle or the cool paint job on Chantal Bruyn or maybe it’s Danielle Lloyd’s continuing coy ways or it’s Leelee Sobieski in slight sheer or Michelle Marsh’s massive mammies or, and we’re pretty sure this is the real culprit, having two of the most beautiful women in the world together in each other’s arms: Monica Bellucci and Sophie Marceau... or it could be... well, after that, the rest seem insignificant. So we’ll stop talking while we’re on top.
My Lord. The nipples are just a flying in this mix match of celebrity candids from full-fledged nip slips to completely transparent dresses. Especially, at this year’s White House correspondence dinner where both Natalie Portman and Padma Lakshmi had this funny idea that it’s time for more nipple in Washington after so many years of Bush. Zing!
It would appear that we messed up yesterday and had a case of some premature updateejaculation. Sorry about that folks, but maybe next time, don’t be so damn sexy and we might be able to last a little longer. To make it up to you, here’s a great editorial featuring a very naked supermodel Missy Rayder along with some other fashion models to recently hit the ‘net in image form including recent Survivor cast-off Sierra Reed who also did the modeling thing.
Argentina’s Florencia Tesouro, Italy’s Imma Dragone, Mexico’s Ivonne Armant, Belgian tennis player Kirsten Flipkens, Hungry’s Kriszta Sztanek, Italy’s Laura Drzewicka and Lucilla Agosti, Argentina’s Mariana Diarco, Japan’s Maria Ozawa, Mexico’s Maribel Guardia, Bulgaria’s Ralitza Metodieva, Germany’s Sabrina Setlur, Bulgaria’s Tanya Konstantinova and Theresa Atanassova, U S and A’s Tiffani Taylor and Hungary’s Zsuzsi Laky.
Ancient home of mythology. The birth place of the Olympics. The country whose name sounds likes the oily substance found in a deep fryer and/or unwashed hair and the fortunate place in which all these rather attractive ladies are famous. This is Greece.
Brit reality star Aisleyne Horgan pops out, Amii Grove does naked well as usual, Keira Knightley wears a slightly transparent top, a Swedish Kindergarten teacher loses her job because of her other job as a nude model, Lady Gaga is showing her bumbum again, Laetitia is a model again and the world rejoices, Gossip Girl star Leighton Meester is a beach bum, supermodel Lydia Hearst does a naked spread while fellow model of superness Natalia Vodianova does the same, remember when Natalie Portman showed her nipples at the White House? Well, she did it again this year and lastly, Shannan Click advertises something but her nudity loses my focus on exactly what she’s selling.
A large collection of stills of actresses (models and singers too) from movies and television where extra skin was either devised into the plot or came to be from a sudden unplanned decision to get naked. I’m not sure what I just said.
British beauty Alice Goodwin finally goes completely topless, homophobic Miss USA contestant Carrie Prejean poses semi-topless (apparently more to come) because Jesus must have told her to do it, pop singer Cassie has topless photos hacked and released to the interweb, Emmanuelle Chriqui sports a slightly see-through tank top, Eva Mendes does a tribute to Raquel Welch but with a hint of nipple, Julia Roberts and Kelly Ripa both dawn their bikinis in public, porn star Sasha Grey wears clothes and interspersed amongst all these celebs is the 2009 calendar featuring the fine work of photographer Giovanni Cozzi and some his best shots of European beauties from previous years’ calendars. All that and more...
While the classic nip slip usually gets all the glory among the accidental nudity enthusiasts, there is also a version of celebrity Oops that is popular which makes one wonder if it an accident was really involved. This of course is when a celebrity shows up in public in a very obviously transparent top (or skirt) and somehow also forgot to put on a bra (or other under garment) revealing their naughty bits. Granted, showing up in black thinking you’re covered and then exposed to the x-ray effect of a camera flash, a celeb can hardly be accused of seeking provocative attention. So we have some examples of all these things in the following visual study... and might I add, why on Earth does Marina Sirtis continue to attend Star Trek conventions in see-through tops and not think a black hole could emerge from the imploding of the highly concentrated gathering of sexually frustrated nerds? It could happen.
The professionals of pretty who can both get way too much credit for a job qualification that was given to them at birth while at the same time, not enough kudos for taking on the pressures of being perfect in a very imperfect industry. Ok, so did that statement make me sound sophisticatedly sensitive or just royally retarded? I’m leaning towards retarded because that is the talent I was born with. On to the pretties...
The professionals of pretty who can both get way too much credit for a job qualification that was given to them at birth while at the same time, not enough kudos for taking on the pressures of being perfect in a very imperfect industry. Ok, so did that statement make me sound sophisticatedly sensitive or just royally retarded? I’m leaning towards retarded because that is the talent I was born with. On to the pretties...
Again, the British bring us the best of the breast in a ample collection of its native lassies who bare the burden of possessing some the world’s most aesthetically pleasing assets south of the chin.
As the British favour the Northern hemispheres, the Argentineans worship the great Southern divide. We know this region goes by many names but to spare some virtual ink, we’ll keep it simple and go with all mighty name, ass. So in turn, the celebrities of this South American country often have this curvy characteristic in the trunks of their slacks. As a beautiful butt is to an Argentinean celebrity; acting talent is to Meryl Streep. (How’s that for an odd but accurate comparison?) And now, the following well rounded collection of Argentina’s assiest...
Now that Star Trek Enterprise’s life was cut way too short, some of its former cast members have opted to get back to modeling their stunning bodies. Unfortunately, we’re not talking about Scott Bakula but instead his female Vulcan officer played by the stunning Jolene Blalock. Like most former Trek cast members, acting gigs have been in short supply for Miss Blalock so she’s instead getting into tight wet see-through t-shirts to earn some bucks. I imagine that’s exactly what Monster.com recommended she do. What a smart website.
Another young lass from the United Kingdom who is debuting as one name (with last name being released at a later date) that will soon be naked so many times that you might even get tired of seeing her awesome nakedness. Until that drug wears off, here’s Brit babe India in her first solo shoot. Get ‘er while she’s fresh! (Sorry, that sounded too objectifying for my liking.)
Kate Moss is almost as famous as her nipples. Almost. So for the tribillionth time in the history of the existence of British model Kate Moss, here is her famous pair of upper love buttons. On a boat. In the sun. Now in your internet machines.
The latest batch of dramatically trained actresses in their respective careers’ most sought after scenes. Yeah, sought after by pervs. Sorry, not you but you. Yeah, you over there with the slurpee whose other hand is mysteriously out of view. Here’s your favourite kind of scenes in film.
Due to the viral nature of the world wide web, international celebrity nudity has infected millions of perverted victims with no cure in sight. Some of these strains come from such countries as Argentina, Brazil, Russia, the Ukraine, Italy, Greece, Venezuela and Portugal (Spain’s appendix) and they come in the form of the following ladies...
Normally, getting a B grade isn’t so bad but when grading motion pictures, it usually is the bottom of the barrel for movie standards. Many love the B-movie and of whom many have the power to propel one of these films to cult status. There seems to be this notion when something is so bad, it’s actually great. I don’t usually buy into that rationalization because it often seems it’s the same crowd that says anything that’s successful automatically makes it bad. The world is much more nuanced than that. However, I can’t say the same for most of these b-class films. Their simplicity and shallowness is mockable. There isn’t usually a complicated plot – if there even is one - though sometimes it only SEEMS complicated because no one can follow the shitty writing. The one thing that these films do is provide a lot of gratuitous nudity. The 70s and 80s provided some of the cheesiest films in this genre with their terrible hairdos and odd ideas of what was sexy. You can’t help but snicker while watching these films which almost always takes away your semi.
