A visual study of the Latin flavour of celebrity whose origins aren’t reduced to one country but can be from all corners of the globe and this sampling includes Miss Barcelona 2008 Ana Carolina Benitez Bernardo who should really consider donating one of her names to our next Latina, Dorismar. The there’s Jimena Martinez whose little pictorial here is of the style this guy here digs mucho.
Actresses in film who have shed various levels of their wardrobe to further enhance the quality of the story telling in said films. We examine such actresses whose first names begin with the letter K in this continuing series of celebrity imagery study.
On this middle day of the week, a hump in the calendar if you will, we bring you a diverse mixture of celebrity fodder ranging from paparazzi prey like the asstastic Jessica Biel and VS supermodel Doutzen Kroes to Brit pinups like Danielle Lloyd and Emma Frain to the entire following: Agyness Deyn, Alana Emblen, Amy Guy, Angela Lindvall, Angelina Jolie, Angel A, Bar Refaeli, Brianna Frost, Christina Aguilera, Deanna Russo, Elizabeth Banks, Elizabeth Hurley, Hannelore Knuts, Janet Jackson, Jennifer Aniston, Joy Bryant, Judith Bedard, Karen Elson, Karolina Kurkova, Lake Bell, Lara Stone, Lauren Harris, Lina Mihailova, Lucy Pinder, Luna Stern, Madonna, Maria Patsaifa, Maria Susini, Miriana Trevisan, Missy Rayder, Monica Hansen, Morgan Fairchild, Natalie Portman, Pamela Anderson, Pussycat Dolls, Rosario Dawson, Sara Tommasi, Serinda Swan, Simona Borioni, Sissy Giannakopoulou, Sophie Anderton, Tracy Shaw, Vanessa Adamopoulou, Vanessa Marcil and Virginia Dobrich.
North America’s southern continental cousin whose inhabitants have inherited such a diverse genetic global mixture allowing the following stunners to become possible: Belen Lavallen, Brenda Reyes, Celeste Leguina, Flavia De-Cellis, Florencia Tesouro, Gisela Bernal, Ingrid Grudke, Julieta Maillard, Lizfanny Emiliano, Luciana Bianchi, Maria Merolla, Melina Pitra, Victoria Alvarez, Victoria Vanucci and Virginia Dobrich.
Actresses in film who have shed various levels of their wardrobe to further enhance the quality of the story telling in said films. We examine such actresses whose first names begin with the letter L in this continuing series of celebrity imagery study.
Comparing models to a gathering of frenetic creatures might not be too far off but in reality, calling this a frenzy of fashion models is simply for the sake of alliteration. This gathering of models all work in the fashion industry whether it be modeling swim wear, lingerie or nothing at all.
Both Alessandra Ambrosio and Eva Herzigova share a few things in common. Both have worked for Victoria’s Secret and been made quite popular because of it. Both have been spotted by the paparazzi cladded up in bikinis recently. While both could be considered super slim, the difference in their skinniness is that one of them seems to be naturally skinny due to genetics and the other looks like her mouth hasn’t seen a sandwich since ’99. Can you guess which is which?
The future may be bright for models like Britain’s Danielle Lloyd who have this strange phobia for showing her nipples because, according to the following documentation, ladies will one day have privates made of sparkles. No nipples. No genitalia. Just patches of shiny silver stuff where their lady bits should be.
Amber Heard nude in the unrated trailer for “The Informer”, Danielle Lloyd in various attire in which her normal present day privates can be seen, Jesikah Maximus “working it” as they say in the bidness, Kitty Lea being all classy and lady like and yet, still naked, actress Nina Kaczorowski liking the transparent outfits, and that classic Tiffani-Amber Thiessen shoot that came out around the same time this site was born but this time, thanks to fancy Photoshop technology, we can see a bit more of Tiffani than one might have 13 years ago.
Some art driven photo shoots featuring ladies more famous in their native countries than perhaps your own, but thanks to the world wide webbernet, you can visit those far off lands to see what their famous ladies look like naked. We have Brazil’s Gisele Pavanate, Greece’s Marialena Andreou and other South American Raquel DeSouza.
International Sites Worth Seeing
We make our way around the Globe in a more hopeful mood than a week ago to see our worldly friends including Venezuela’s Adriana Coca, Ukraine’s take on Amanda Klaassen, Russian pop singer Anna Pletneva, Russian figure skater turned mdoel Anna Semenovich, Hungary’s Bea Szatmari, Sweden’s Betty Monroe, Greece’s Daniela Eleftheraki, Poland’s Dorota Krzysztofek, Bulgaria’s Eugenia Anguelova, Polish singer Iwona Wegrowska, Hungarian adult star Judit Dios, British DJ Kellie Acerman, Russia’s Love and Hope Schumeyno, Hungary’s Malgorzata Galkowsla and Mariann Fogarasy, France’s Marjolaine, Venezuela’s Marjorie Magri, Poland’s Marta Polak, Hungarian Melinda Poznik, Australia’s Nicky Whelan, Hungarian DJ Niki Belucci, Britain’s Nikkala Stott, Bulgria’s Nikoleta Lozanova, Mexico’s Odalys Ramorez, Japan’s Ryoko Yonekura, US and A’s Sabrina Sky, Sweden’s Simona Fusco, Ukrainian Sofia Taih, England’s Sophie Howard, California’s Tiffani Taylor, Bulgarian Veneta Harizanova, Russia’s Viktoria Bonya and Greece’s Viktoria Kaimatzoglou.
Katie Fey’s naughtier persona Jenya D has some naked fun times with a whip and a girl. You know, just another Thursday night for her. Meanwhile, we’re having our own naked fun times watching The Office and 30 Rock... with a whip. You know, just another Thursday night.
Along with even more Marisa Miller playing in the surf with Selita Ebanks, we a behind the scenes look at Abigail Clancy, Caprice Bourret in sheer, figure skater Ekaterina Rubleva popping out of her poorly designed costume, Elle MacPherson in shots that don’t look like conventional paparazzi shots but she does experience a slight oops moment around her bikini line, Eva Herzigova in sheer, Big Bang Theory’s Kaley Cuoco also sheering it up, Kate Beckinsale being as the Brits say “fit”, and fellow UK’er Katie Green, the fluctuating Lara Flynn-Boyle in sheer, Pamela Anderson during her classic PeTA naked protest, singer Paola Chiara belting out the tunes along with something else, Rachel Hunter and Sandra Bullock in sheer, the lovely Sarah Shahi, supermodel Selita Ebanks, The Border’s Sofia Milos and Traci Bingham popping out, again.
Danish supermodel Helena Christensen popped into our consciences in Chris Isaak’s “Wicked Game” video back in ’89. 19 years later she dispels the myth that a model’s career is finished after the age of 30 in this stunning photo shoot she did only last year.
Best Bond Girl of the 21st Century Olga Kurylenko makes an appearance in a Ukrainian publication (and now the internets) in the buff. We suspect these are actually from her recent past when modeling was her prime gig. Now she’s using her looks that kill look to further an acting career which, so far, has primarily been flicks where stuff blows up real good. Let’s hope she begins to diversify but only right after she becomes the only Bond girl to appear in her second 007 flick. (Things crossed.)
SI supermodel Marisa Miller has been spotted a lot over these last handful of days sporting her second skin known as a bikini. According to something called “facts” the bikini was invented before Marisa was born. However, if I were to use the method in which Christians Scientists come to their ass-backwards conclusions, I would say that looking at the amazingly complex shape of Marisa Miller’s body; you must conclude someone specifically designed the bikini for Marisa’s complex and amazing shapes. There’s no other explanation. Unless, you want to start using your brain or something.
Apparently, women who make their careers off of their naked bodies also have the sex in real life. Weird. They also like to tell their fans about their sex. The cynic in me thinks there’s a good chance these little sex stories were written by the dweebs working in the copy department. You know, the douche bags who think they’re kind of clever because they can string a few words together talking about boobies. Hmm, I wonder if they are hiring...
...various unknown fashion models photographed by a variety of talented eyeballs behind the lens of a little device that captures light to create a representation of what exists before it. Or something like that.
A truly fine mix of models ranging from young green muses to classically aged veterans of pose. The fashion models who strive to be super are Anja Rubik, Bianca Klamt, Catrinel Menghia, Cecilia Mendez, Ciara Christensen, Cintia Garrido, Claudia Schiffer, Flor Salvioni, Irina Lazare, Irina Sheik, Jiaying Wang, Lara Stone, Lydia Hearst, Nadine Strittmatter, Natasha Poly, Sabrina Iofreda, Selita Ebanks, Tia Eckhardt, Yesica Toscanini and a few unknowns.
It would seem that one of our favourite Brit pinups has chosen to spend most of 2009 either on the beach, in the shower or on a bed according to her official calendar. Sounds like the regular routine of an out of work surfer dude. With that logic, Kitty Lea is the hottest surfer dude, ever.
The good thing about old calendars with naked lady pictures is that they are still useful for years to come. Useful for what is your own personal choice. The celebrity-ish female people we’re revisiting are Aida Yespica, Andrea Mejtova, Eva Henger, Gemma Merna, Larisa Romanova, Melita Toniolo, Vakaro Ziniu and a number of unknown models in various calendars.
This last year of this decade that has yet to have a proper name (the zeros? the one when we all got screwed?) has more nudie calendars than any previous year before it. (Stat source: my head.) So we’re guessing others will continue to pop up throughout the year... and probably even into the next decade: the teens? Well, the first 3 years will be called the tweens then it will develop into a hairier, moodier and smellier decade.
Featuring calendars by: Big Hunter (a publication for Italians who kill for leisure), web model Jenni of Jenni’s Secret, Sexy Disco Excelsior (an upscale Men’s Lounge in Italy who produced a pretty nice calendar here), Edleweiss (“adult” actresss), Letizia Filippi (best version yet) and an upgraded version SeeKayEmm’s calendar featuring various well know pinup models.
Well, all these amusing Oops moments caught on Italian TV might be fun for a split second in these stills, but I have this feeling these shows are actually quite obnoxious and are of little substance. I will take that comment back if proven wrong but based on my ignorant judging, these shows look a version of The Lawrence Welk Show if he was a hedonistic speed freak and instead of bubbles floating behind him, it was nipples. Ok, ok. I WOULD watch that.
Bailing out the porn industry has as much merit as bailing out the automobile industry. Their economic problems are generally self-inflicted and a product of the free market actually working. The car industry isn’t working because of many things including the fact that they continue to make piss-poor Earth raping products while the porn industry makes... well, why exactly is the porn industry hurting? Oh, because the internet has so much free porn that they can’t sell as many DVDs anymore? Doesn’t porn OWN the internet? See, I don’t really understand these complex issues. All I know is any industry that’s hurting financially is usually because it’s not producing a product people want or need anymore. It’s Darwinian really. Adapt or die. Can you imagine if the government kept funding the Betamax industry? Think about it. In the end, porn will never die and neither will some version of a vehicle. So really, both are as entitled to bailout money as any other money making venture. Neither should get a cent though. The money should go towards needed services like health, food and environmental protection. Oh, and porn for the disabled and severely unattractive. All you pretty fuckable pedestrians can pay for it yourselves. So with that, here are some porn actresses being slightly tamer than usual in another obsolete form of media, the wall-hanging calendar.
Oh, for more of this thing called porn where girls actually let you see them naked and even wrestle their privates with other people, feel free to check out something called a “Penthouse”... looks like it could be a somewhat enjoyable experience.
Remember that sexy aerobics video from a few years back? Actually, do you remember when there used to be music videos on TV? Do you also remember always turning to MTV or MuchMusic to see what video was on even though you knew full well that they never played anything you liked? There was always some hope that maybe, just maybe they’d play something good, but they never seemed to. However, there was still the odd crappy video with a crappy song that you actually enjoyed watching. You hated yourself for liking it so and you made sure no one caught you watching it either. I think the video for “Call On Me” by Eric Prydz was one of those videos that pulled you across the emotional spectrum. You hated dance music but yet, you found the song was kinda catchy. Probably because it was a remix of a real musician’s song; Steve Winwood’s Valerie. Plus, its oversexed aerobics participants in thongs (sans tights) beckoned the inner animal in all of us ceasing our mindless channel surfing and basically, throw out any of our evolved class or taste. At least, just for a few minutes. Well, the lead aerobic “instructor” in the video is/was a model named Deanne Berry and we have no idea what she’s up to now but we found a bunch of her modeling photos for those few self-hating video watchers wondering who that chick was.
Also, for the heck of it (and make sure no one’s in the room to laugh at you) here’s the video in question...
The country of Greece seems to have as many attractive female celebrities as they have letters in their last names. There seems to be a ton of them. Those Greeks also manage to photograph these ladies in a high class, creative and sexy way fairly consistently. Something mainstream North American photographers could take note from. Well, actually, there are tons of great photographers over here but it’s usually the run of the mill, blandly slick and uncreative shooters that get in to the mainstream publications. Or not. Maybe I’m full of biased bullshit. Ok, stop talking D and let’s take a look at some Greecey Gals... (That’s a play on words if you say it out loud. Do it. It’s fun.) Artemis Asteriadi, Eytihia Giakoum, Izabella Stratigaki, Julia Alexandratou, Kim Matzouratou, Maria Korinthiou, Natali Thanou, Sissy Gianakopoulou, Sofia Georgiou, Venetia Kyriou, Vicky Kagia and Viktoria Karyda.
It’s time to put away the perogies and cabbage rolls because, frankly, you’re fat. Ukrainian Christmas is finally over within the next few days and it’s time to move on with your life and your health. So perhaps burn off some calories by taking a look at the beautiful Ukrainian export Jenya D
(aka Katie Fey aka a very Ukrainian sounding name) and well, I’m not going to say HOW you can burn off those perogies by looking at Jenya because we’re trying NOT to be one of THOSE sites... but do what you want. We won’t judge. Only Santa Claus sees you masturbating.
A visual study of lady actors in film and/or television in which showing some extra skin or two makes for an enjoyable viewing experience, sometimes. A bare breast doesn’t always save a terrible movie but it does soften the blow. (What the hell does that means?) Highlights include Claire Forlani topless in the mini-series “False Witness” and former Boston Legal hottie Saffron Burrows bottomless in “The Guitar.”
The latest snaps by the various paparazzi who are both a blessing and a curse for the following celebrities: Kate Hudson sporting a bikini and doing it well recently; the stunning and still somewhat unknown Minka Kelly with some stellar... um, looks; then there’s Victoria Silvstedt who looks like she’s jumped the shark with one too many procedures; Hulk Hogan’s ex Linda in a hidden thong showing that she must have listened to her ex-husband by taking her vitamins and saying her prayers; something called a Whitney Port which is apparently one of those mindless stars of some mindless show having her publicity driven bikini dip; as well, we have Elisabetta Gregoraci, Kate Beckinsale, Lady GaGa, Nadine Coyle, Nicollette Sheridan, Penelope Cruz and more Salma Hayek from the Golden Globes for no other reason than we can.
Whether you call them English or Britons or United Kingdomnites these models with funny sounding voices all seem to have flooded our interweb browsing eyeballs with their constant and still not yet passé nakedness. We have the usual suspects in some new imagery along with a few new lassies who like to take off their knickers for the cameras: Amy Green, Becky Rule, Danni Wells, Emma Frain, Eva Wyrwal, Jade Rogers, Jessica-Jane Clement, Kaylee Carver, Kitty Lea, Leah Newman, Lindsey-Anne Strutt, Lucy Pinder, Natalie Oxley, Peta Todd, and Rosie Jones.
European made movies truly are sexier films in the obvious sense that they feature more nudity but also because that nudity isn’t for the sake of showing a tit but actually to add some sensuality to the story telling. They also throw in the odd naked person because it would actually be realistic after a heavy love making session that for someone just waking up and going to the bathroom would be, brace yourself America, naked. How many times in a Hollywood made movie would a woman wear a bra while having sex? Or afterwards, the guy would be wearing his boxers even though minutes earlier he had his willy in her va-jay-jay? This stupidity in uptightness in Hollywood, along with other conservatism, is why so many films made in Europe have a realism that often makes them superior films. Although, if you want to see stuff blow up real good, Hollywood films are your best bet for a violence induced semi.
Along with sprinkles of some highlighted ladies from last night’s Golden Globe Awards (why don’t they get Ricky Gervais to host these very unfunny awards shows?) we have Italy’s Alba Parietti, fashion model Anja Rubik, the dark and lovely Antonella Mosetti, older shots from a Caprice Bourret calendar, Italian Cecilia Dazzi, model and Gwen Stefani’s step-daughter Daisy Lowe, European Dani Samvis, VS supermodel Doutzen Kroes, Elisabetta Gregoraci in sheer, actress Eliza Dushku, model Emanuela Postacchini, supermodel Frankie Rayder, Miss Enlgand Georgia Horsley, supermodels Guinevere VanSeenus and Heidi Klum, model Inna Meremerenko, well aging actress Jane Seymour, the frightening Jodie Marsh, the fine Katie Marie Cork, Kim Cattrall being naked again, also fine Kitty Lea, Lady GaGa being GrossGross, fashion model Lisa Cant, UK’s Louise Banks, Italian actress Lucrezia Lante, Lucy Pinder in the last of the Christ Day themed pics, model Maria Jurkova, South America’s Maria Telpuk, busty pinup Michelle Marsh, supermodel Naomi Campbell, Ice T’s rounder half Nicole “Coco” Austin, Nicole Austin, Pussycat Doll’s Nicole Sherzinger, the oh-so-sexy Nikkala Stott, Noelia Monge, supermodel slash actress Olga Kurylenko, singers Paola Chiara and Paulina Rubio, Italy’s Raffaella Zardo, classis sex symbol Raquel Welch, Roselyn Sanchez in sheer, Rosie Jones, Sarah Shahi being fit, Sarah Silverman being funny slash sexy, porn star Selen, actress Shu Qi, Brits Sophia Cahill and Sophie Howard and model Vanessa Hessler.
Before the Americans finish their asinine plans to build their fear driven wall of futility along the Mexican border, we might want to enjoy their lady celebrities because after that... well, actually, the wall won’t exist in the cyber world and it’s not like these women are trying to get into the States... crap, my attempted logic just bottomed out miserably. Ignore me and just take a gander at these senoritas... Adriana Riveramelo, Ana De-La-Reguera, Ana de-la-Reguera, Ana De-La-Reguera, Ana Gonzalez, Galilea Montijo, Ivonne Montero, Lis Vega, Mariana Seoane, Marlene Favela, Odalys Ramorez, Paty Manterola and a pair of unknowns who we put the odds in favour of at least one of them being named Maria.
Going down south on our globe trot is always a given seeing that the people down there have the liberal minds to go along with the easy going weather conditions allowing for a lot of naked adventures as proven by the strangely round Brazilians Andressa Ferreira and Gabriela Paganini who obviously had some help with their curves, but yet, their implants seem more of an organic nature. I have no idea what I’m talking about. Moving on, Japanese actress Chieko Shiratori and Mexican actress Mariana Ochoa round off this already round filled collection.
Argentina’s knock-out Carolina “Pampita” Ardohain posing for that country’s Rolling Stone, Greece’s Elina Kantza, Hungarian Ildiko Moczar, Portugal’s Joana Freitas, Britian’s Lindsey Anne Strutt doing the ole strip thang, Spain’s Patricia Conde in a creative but coy photo shoot, England’s well endowed Sophie Howard, Australia’s Tamika Chesser and UK’s artificially made version of Lucy Pinder Victoria Moore in her 2009 calendar.
We continue to celebrate this Eastern European country’s version of the Santa Christ holiday and using it as a fine reason to feature the following ladies of Ukrainian origins. Ala Passtel aka Gabrielle aka Lucy C aka genetic marvel is growing in popularity amongst the interweb nudie models as is her country woman Katie Fey aka Jenya D who we’ve mentioned earlier this week as being one of those world wide web made models of infamy. Both models have been featured extensively on Met-Art in case you’re wondering where to find more of the Ukrainian Christmas goodness that both are amply able to supply.
A gathering of eye bait that lures your unconscious glance towards that universally appealing meeting between two fleshy female front parts which creates a great crevice of cuteness. Ok, what the hell kind of verbal vomit did I just spew on you?! Sorry, I was distracted by something. I think it was Aubrey O’Day, Elizabeth Hurley, Heather Graham, Jessica Simpson, Kim Kardashian, Mariah Carey, Sarah Shahi and probably Shania Twain.
Even though I’m handing you The Big Supermodel Salad - full of freshly green fashion models sprinkled with finely aged ubermodels – it does not mean I really deserve the full credit just because I’m passing it on to you. The real credit should go to the photographers behind the cameras and the models in front of them. So with that in mind, take a good hard look through this large entre of supermodels and enjoy all the tasty morsels. Ingredients: Aline Weber, Amber Smith, Ana Beatriz-Barros, Angie Everhart, Carre Otis, Christy Turlington, Cindy Crawford, Claudia Schiffer, Eleonora Bose, Eva Herzigova, Eva Riccobono, Freja Beha-Erichsen, Gisele Bundchen, Helena Christensen, Isabeli Fontana, Kylie Bax, Laetitia Casta, Lara Stone, Liberty Ross, Loris Kraemerh, Malgosia Bela, Megan Ewing, Melissa Baker, Nadja Auermann, Naomi Campbell, Olga Kurylenko, Paz DeLa-Huerta, Rachel Clark, Shanna Click, Stephanie Seymour, Tanya Rubic, Tatiana Korsakova, Tereza Maxova, Tiiu Kiuk, Tricia Helfer, Tuuli Shipster, Vanessa Lorenzo, Yamila Diaz and various unknown additives.
A hodge podge of nudity in film showcased in much higher quality vidcaps as seen before thanks to the invention of HD. Vidcapping has come a long way and is finally at the point where it can look as good as a production still. Acrtesses featured are Amy Smart, Carla Gugino, Elena Anaya, Eliza Dushku, Ilona Grubel, Irina Potapenko, Isabelle Huppert, Isla Fisher (actually believed to be a body double), Jaime King, Jamie-Lee Curtis, Jennifer O'Dell, Jessica Alba, Jodie Foster, Kathrin Spielvogel, Kelly Reilly, Linda Hamilton, Madonna, Margaux Hemingway, Marisa Tomei, Natasha Henstridge, Natasha Richardson, Patricia Stasiak, Paz Vega, Peta Sergeant, Scarlett Johansson and Sonja Richter.
“Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon” and “Rush Hour 2” actress Zhang Ziyi is another celebrity enjoying the sun this winter. It would appear her man friend is enjoying something else. Zhang barely wearing an appropriately red colored bikini was caught catching some Vitamin D while a creepingly older man companion took liberties with her exposed backside. He must have a really good personality.
Dish out the perogies and the cabbage rolls because, well, they feel good in your mouth. Well, also because it’s Ukrainian Christmas until Jan 19th - they like to drag it out for some reason. Two, even one day seems enough to me. Nonetheless, let’s add a new tradition to the Eastern European country’s version of Jesus Day and kick-off with a naked lady who calls the Ukraine her birth place; Evgenia Diordiychuk aka Jenya D aka Katie Fey. Who is she you ask? And does she qualify as a celebrity? Well, let’s just say the internet is a funny thing in that it can make nobodies into world wide known somebodies. Katie is one of those models who has grown a legion of fans through her own site and has been see posing on others such as a little site called Met-Art where she’s known as Jenya D. There are ton of these web models these days but Miss Fey is one of the few who manages to stand out and warrant a mention from us.
Like that one cousin in your family that seems so wickedly attractive that there’s no way she could be in anyway related to you, South America makes us wonder how an America could be so damn sexy. It doesn’t seem like it has anything in common with us except for its last name and yet, it makes us want to “go there.” I don’t know what any of this means. So let’s just see what our southern cousin ladies look like with little to no clothing JUST for curiosity’s sake. Featuring a blond Carolina “Pampita” Ardohain’s 2009 calendar who is one that we can say, “Ok, now we know what you look like as a blond, now let’s have the old naturally beautiful Pampita back.” Then there’s Adabel Guerrero, Agustina Cordova, Emme, Florencia Tesouro, Jessica Almada, Julieta Prandi, Mary Somma, Natalie Weber, Ruby Demestoy and Valeria DeGenaro.
For someone that hates to use words like the greatest, the best, of all time, EVER and so fourth, I have a hard time with the title of this new British list of babes claiming the sexiest babes EVER. For one thing, no one has seen every single babe to have existed. So clearly, there is already a flaw in the contest. Second, how far back does “ever” go? Do Neanderthal babes count or do we only go so far back as when we officially became Homobabians? Maybe I’m over thinking this, but come on. EVER?! Please. This is the stupidest thing I have ever heard in my entire life, ever.
In order to be somewhat polite, we decided to use volume H instead of K with volumes F and U in our on-going series of ladies in film. We’re pretty sensitive that way. Includes rare shots from a play featuring a nude Heather Tom who is best known for her roles on “The Young & The Restless” and “The Bold & The Beautiful” and possibly another soap called “The Something & The Something.”
So D’s finally back after a week of recharging his sanity to a level just shy of being committed which means he can continue to poor his meaningless celebrity drivel onto you accompanied with imagery of a celebrity-ish nature. His first report of the new year is a good one featuring Greek beauty Olga Farmaki in one very sexy and creative photo shoot. Her aesthetic appeal and the strength of the photos make up for the fact that she’s not a North American household name. At least, that’s what we think.
Both in life and in so many of these photo shoots, it’s plain to see that good looking people hang out with other good looking people. I personally hang out with butt fugly people in order to appear really really really good looking. It barely works. However, for Katie Marie Cork, who’s one of these up and coming stunners hailing from Britain, she need not try such gimmicky tricks in order to appear aesthetically pleasing. She just needs to show up. We’re not entirely sure who her wing(wo)men are (Leah, Laura and Zoe) in this tastefully sexed up photo shoot are. We can barely decipher Katie Marie amongst all the body parts but we’ll keep examining them until we do.
This new Kaylee Carver character is a bit of a looker IF you’re into the whole naturally attractive with a great body type. If that’s not your thing, that’s ok. We won’t judge. We might question your ability to comprehend reality, but again, who are we to question your taste?
Right, forgot to mention that we’re in a new Roman calendar year. 2009, huh? Well, that warrants the following naked ladies partying naked with their fancy festive female frolics. This looks nothing like the New Year parties The D-Man has ever participated in. You’d have to take away the naked ladies and throw in a scrabble board and his Grandma to make it more accurate. Oh, the words we made this year!
You see, in the Celebrity World, the winter holiday season doesn’t mean driving through snow blizzards to get back home to spend painless hours with your mind numbingly crazy and yet boring family. No, in the Celebrity World, you spend time somewhere closer to the equator on a beach or a yacht or both parading in your bikini. I almost did the same this year too but I’m still not in bikini shape. There are no outfits in this world that fit my shape so I settle with going to Gap Kids and hope I look halfway human when I go out. Anyway, here are the celebrity ladies whose shapes do handsomely well in a bikini... (close your eyes) Amy Winehouse, (open them again) Ana Ivanovic, AnnaLynne McCord, Bar Refaeli, Beyonce Knowles, Courteney Cox, Elle MacPherson, Hayden Panettiere, Jennifer Aniston, Katy Perry, Kelly Brook, Kristin Cavallari, Lily Allen, Lindsay Lohan, Lisa Rinna, Marcela Kloosterboer, Sarah McLachlan, Serena Williams, Sheryl Crow, Solange Knowles, Stephanie Seymour, and Victoria Silvstedt.
If women continue to have breasts and the Earth’s gravitational pull continues to function, then the answer is yes. Whose will pop out this year? You can put big money on Bai Ling’s getting out, again, but no one cares anymore. However, instead of guessing let’s just see what happens. Spending too much thought on this would just prove what little life we have. (Featuring: the traditional nipslips, upskirts and other strange outfits publicly worn to show off the naughty bits.)
A large collection of images depicting the phenomenon of intense light (often a camera’s flash) hitting thin material (often black) draped across a celebrity’s privates (often awesome.) The celebrities featured include Aubrey O’Day, Cate Blanchett, Courteney Cox, Daisy Fuentes, Dasha Astafieva, Davorka Tovilo, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Faith Hill, Ione Skye, Jennifer Lopez, LeeAnn Rimes, Lily Allen, Lindsay Lohan, Mandy Moore, Michelle Pfeiffer, Nina Kaczorowski, Paz Vega, Rhona Mitra, Sarah-Jessica Parker, Sarah Connor, Sarah McLachlan, Shu Qi, Sophie Marceau, Stacy “Fergie” Ferguson, Tiffani-Amber Thiessen and Victoria Beckham.
Our regular feature where ladies of film (and some television) have removed some or all of their attire in order to make the plot and integrity of their project that much stronger. The strength of any good film project relies solely on the nipple. The actresses featured include Alice Braga, Ana-Claudia Talancon, Anna Faris, Bai Ling, Charlotte Rampling, Claudia Christian, Debi Mazar, Dina Meyer, Elaine Cassidy, Elena Anaya, Eliza Dushku, Emily Clark, Eva Mendes, Francine Locke, Irina Voronina, Isild LeBesco, Judy Greer, Julianne Moore, Julie Delpy, Katherine Heigl, Kelly Brook, Kristy McNichol, Laura Harring, Leonor Watling, udivine Sagnier, Marieh Delfino, Marisa Tomei, Mena Suvari, Mia Kirshner, Michelle Trachtenberg, Nadine Velazquez, Nancy Allen, Naomi Watts, Nathalie Nikki Sanderson, Peta Sergeant, Rebecca DeMornay, Sharon Stone, Tereza Srbova, Wei Tang, Zooey Deschanel and many others.
