Often when you look back at an older editorial like this that features a gathering of up and coming models you’ll see faces that you recognize as now being super famous. However, despite their stunningly good looks and great pictures to compliment those looks, there are no models that hit the super status in the bunch here. It seems these ladies never quite hit the big time after the release of this pictorial but nonetheless I still think they’re worth the look in case you missed them 8 years ago. We did.
Angel Cassidy, Anna Faris, Beverly D'Angelo, Cecile Breccia, Charlotte Rampling, Charlotte Ross, Danneel Harris, Elizabeth McGovern, Ivana Sejenovich, Jessica “Sugar from Survivor” Kiper, Joan Collins, Kelly MacDonald, Lauren-Lee Smith, Laurie Wallace, Lucia Bravo, Nicole Tupper, Shelly Rose, Tanya Van Graan and Tina Krause.
American model Cash Casia who’s fame is more established in Europe, Italy’s Giulia Di- Quilio, Poland’s popular internet model Kassia, American fashion model Lydia Hearst, Japanese French-Canadian hybrid model Maria Ozawa, Norwegian adult model Nanna Gibson (aka Nanna Gronnevik), England’s Nikkala Stott with Zoe McConnell, American model Terry Farrell who just happens to also be Star Trek Deep Space Nine’s Dax in some newly discovered old photos and finally, SI Brazilian model Yesica Toscanini.
On this apparent most productive day of the work week, we take a moment away from all that pointless productivity and bring you a batch of famous and semi-famous ladies who are actually the inspiring image that pop into our brains when we hear the phrase “hump day” rather than some boring ass work productivity chart that raises in the middle. So, the featured are: the rather overrated Bianca Gascoigne, Casino Royale’s Caterina Murino, the coy Danielle Lloyd, the VERY coy Denise Milani popping out one of her precious and rarely seen nipples (if you look close enough), current pinup flavour Emma Frain, Imogen Bailey making a good case for gonch, some naked lady named Jade Rose, Polish Chicagoan Joanna Krupa, dark beauties Katie-Marie Cork and Kaylee Carver, Kim Cattrall posing topless for charity, Kiwi supermodel actress Kylie Bax, hip hopper Lil Kim, the no need to describe Lucy Pinder, literal tennis giant with legs that go way up to something else grand Maria Sharapova, the always mind blowing Megan Fox, Italy celeb Michelle Hunziker, British reality TV contestant Nicola McLean, the lovely Peta Todd, tabloid pinup Porchia, Rihanna wears the darndest things, some Rosie Jones wallpaper for your computer machine device, Australian Price Is Right model Sarita Stella, snippets from Silvia Rocca’s 2009 calendar, current actress Sofia Vergara back when she posed a pretty pose in swimsuits, Sophie Howard in a sexiest moment of 2008, model slash actress Summer Altice, Italy’s Valentina Giusti and you know her, Victoria Silvstedt.
Sorry, we’re not going to exploit the still President’s daughter (either one) no matter how big a douche that lame ffff... er, duck is. This is actually an exploitation of another Bush daughter, Daisy Lowe, who is the daughter of former lead singer of the very crappy band Bush (Bush X to us Canadians) Gavin Rossdale. (Not Gwen’s daughter.) (Holy smokes with the parentheses.) Daisy is apparently a bit of a wild child and doesn’t mind to get quite a bit naked for the cameras. However, she’s actually doing it somewhat legitimately by being a professional model and appearing in decent editorial pieces like the following. Either way, the consistent fact is that both fathers mentioned in this article are still way too famous for their measurement of talent. Just sayin’ because I like to be bitch the facts.
Monica is an actress you’ve probably seen on American television (the only television that matters) who might have made you utter out loud to yourself, “Oh, she’s cute.” Then you went on to watch the show not thinking twice about her. Those shows you were watching may have been CSI or Grey’s Anatomy or Entourage or the realistic teen drama Dawson’s Creek. Now when you see that cute girl on a TV show and actually wait for the credits for her name, you can Google her to see if she’s ever been naked and find that yes, that cute girl on that show has been naked. Here she is... (Note: this was supposed to be posted ages ago but some how slipped through the cracks. Why this must be noted? I do not know.)
Awards are a sham. Usually. Especially, the so-called big ones like the Oscars, Grammys and Emmys. Don’t get me started on the American Music Awards with Best Pop/Rock going to Usher. If he’s rock, then this website is Born Again Christian. So when Sammy Braddy was voted (or however they decide these things) for having the best breasts of 2008, I actually thought an award actually went to a deserved winner. She’s not THE deserved winner because sure, others could easily win this prestigious award but Sammy is arguably one of the best built out there for one’s who like a lot of natural boobie. So here’s a large gathering of visual imagery of the best breasts of 2008 that would make for great fodder for her montage slidehowy thing when the nominees are announced, but that won’t happen because like most awards, it’s too meaningless to bother with such production. However, it IS worth a good gawk or two to see the following batch of bossominess...
Not the nakedest calendar of 2009 and certainly not the nakedest we’ve seen Jakki but this wall-hanging time keeper is still not a boring way to track the coming year.
Besides the elegant Salma Hayek, Kylie Minogue and cute newbie Victoria’s Secret model Doutzen Kroes there’s a consistent lack of a certain kind of class amongst the following ladies caught here by the paparazzi. The new 90210’s Anna Lynne McCord is young and we’ll give her that but her public appearances are often ones where he outfits scream attention getter. We’ll forgive her for her all-out nip slip here though. Shit happens. Then there’s an uncharacteristically classless move for a Victoria’s Secret model by Edita Vilkeviciutepi who clearly has access to some great swimwear but chose to buy hers from a fishing supplies shop. Jodie Marsh: always classy. While Katie “Jordan” Price’s latest press junket to sell stuff just reeks class while Kim Kardashian “seems” classy but she’s still only famous for having sex on camera with her big bum which is fine but not exactly the classiest of ways to make your useless self famous. Ouch D-Man. Why you such a bitch today?
Apparently, if something old is resurrected it is all of a sudden considered “good” and coined retro to give it some sort of legitimacy. Well, 80s style was bad then and is bad now no matter how nostalgic you may feel. Kitty Lea was probably not even alive when this tacky aerobic outfit was all the rage. So the weakness of nostalgia shouldn’t even be a factor here. However, we will stop bitching because it is Kitty after all... actually, one more: just because they’re old and back together again, New Kids On The Block still suck as much as they did when they first raped our ears on the radio 20 years ago. Stop rewriting history tone deaf media people.
...In The Bust! Oh yeah, HIGH FIVE! Good one D-Man. Jesus’ fancy water walking and ho hum healing powers are nothing compared to your deep and complex wit about boobs. Are you God’s REAL son? I think you just might be. So humble too. (Featuring: Eva Wyrwal, Hannah Kay, Kaylee Carver, Leah Francis, Rosie Jones and Sophie Howard.)
Along wiith the ladies known as Tentatrices from France’s Temptation Island we have Europe’s Andrea Rais, Eastern European beauty Kasia Kraszewska, American fashion model of Polish decent Kristen Pazik, Australian supermodel who was in the 2003 Pirelli seen here in one of her latest editorials Lisa Seiffert and finished with France’s Virginie Caprice.
If there was ever a case study for the behaviour of men and whether 82 years of seeing hundreds of thousands of breasts in your life would stop you from caring about seeing another pair or not, Hugh Hefner is probably the only candidate in our lifetime, possibly in history, to be the accurate subject to study this phenomenon. The result of this study is answered in this uncensored 2 minute video of Pamela Anderson surprising Hef on his 82nd birthday by showing up completely naked with cake in hand and boobs in face. The answer is a flat out no. The man still stares at the naked boobies as contently as he did when he was but a wee boy. Now remind me how is it that the Earth is still primarily run by us unevolved gender of the human species? Do the females not know that they could easily overtake us simple male apes if they wanted to?
Well, that double entendre could be both inaccurate and offensive to the sweet gal that is Peta Todd. Perhaps, she fancies herself a vegetarian for all we know. So why oh why D-Man would you make her sound like both an animal hater and an eater of penises? You see, Mr. Strange Voice In My Head, her name is just like the organization that lobbies for animal rights and they don’t like people eating meat. Hence, the mention of meat eating. Oh, you don’t say? No, I do say. I also allowed the more immature readers similar to myself to then assume that her acceptance of a bit o meat refers to the consuming of the male genitalia. Of course, I retract everything I just wasted everyone’s time with by typing out this nonsense because Peta is said to be quite a sweet woman as seen here in her 2009 calendar...
Imagine if that was for real? Wouldn’t that be crazy and awesome all at the same time? I mean, her name sounds just like a Transformer. I mean, how awesome, right? Like, its like they’re perfect for like each other. Ok, this is a stupid paragraph...
It’s the year 2000: the year of the future. Flying cars are conspicuously missing; America was just about to make their dumbest move in history by voting in swagger over smarts and Swedish bombshell Victoria Silvstedt was in her prime. Here’s a great little collection of Victoria from back then which surprised us to be missing from her BoB Nudography. There’s even a pictorial pre 2000 slash pre plastic surgery that shows she didn’t really need to go under the knife. Mind you, Hef probably wouldn’t have noticed her otherwise to make her a Bunnymate of the Year. Again, with the boobs Hef. After 82 years, you really need to diversify your tastes.
I don’t think this woman could have a bad photo taken of her worthy of anyone’s cutting room floor. Yet, there just isn’t enough room in most publications to showcase all of Megan’s amazing images and thus, you have outtakes which should be more accurately dubbed hottakes in Miss Fox’s case. Am I gushing? It’s a bit much isn’t it?
So get this. I went to Google Earth today and guess what? There’s no country called Latin. So where did all these Latin people come from? Maybe I’m being ironically ignorant but does that not make any sense? So sexy Latina celebrities Geraldine Bazan and Mirella Grisales just can be born in a country like Mexico or and call yourself a Latin? Sometimes I just don’t understand the world for pretend. Oh, and not to worry anyone, but there’s also no Jewland.
Violence against women is wrong. There I said it. What a courageous stand on the issues I have. Violence against men by women, well, some might say if done right, is rather hot. I myself don’t like pain and would curl up like a little girl in the corner crying for my mommy if any of the following women were to even look at me with a meanie face. They are wrestlers Christy Hemme and Kelly Kelly who we know can throw their weight around in the ring. As for Aria Giovanni and Bianca Beauchamp here, well, they’re probably sweethearts at most times but I can see myself peeing some pee in my quivering girlie pants if they decided to call me names. Why do girls have to be so mean?
Here’s a collection of desktop wallpapers featuring the very boobie British pinup model Lucy Pinder for those who are either unashamed to have naked women in plain view on their computer screens... or for those without kids... or who’s unmarried... or without a girlfriend... or for those who have not had a women step foot in their house since that nice lady cop came by 3 years ago after being called by a neighbor to investigate an unusual and foul odor emitting from your basement. Remember that? Gosh, she was so pretty.
Perhaps, you’re too good for 600 x 400 monitors. You probably have no time for rotary phones either. More than likely you think raping and pillaging is a flawed way to meet the love of your life. Well then, the following images are right up your alley for all you lovers of higher quality modern devices. These are upgraded versions or more complete series of previously seen photos that will make your celebrity collection that much better in that you will have some more pixels showing better detailed celebrity flesh to view in your fancy flat screen uppity monitors. Now excuse me as I have a bowel movement in the hole I just dug because I’m not so arrogant that I need a fancy flushing machine. (My word, that D-Man is just plain vulgar and confusing today.)
With the invention of the interweb, the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show has become the biggest PR blitzes in its industry and never has it been blitzier than this year making it the worst kept secret ever. It’s been at least a week of the famous VS supermodels showing up in very obvious open photo shoots where the paparazzi must have been either invited or tipped off to show up. As obvious as it is that this promotes the beautiful women involved but one wonders how many more pairs of panties does this sell among the normal panty wearing public considering that the runway show itself displayed anything but normal looking lingerie. Just a thought. Now to clear the brain of any constructive thought, on to the supermodels... oh, and another thought, how beautiful is Adriana Lima? Very. But what the heck is she doing with her face in most of these candids? Is that the face of a pent up and sexually frustrated virgin? Excuse me as I look in the mirror to see what that looks like... Yup, I look exactly like Adriana. How could no one have fucked us by now? What a waste of hotness we are.
Models Alicia-Marie Clark and Amanda Klaassen, Anna Faris’ bum in The House Bunny, actresses Asia Argento and Audrey Tautou, England’s Danielle Lloyd, Argentina’s Dorismar , Hungary born British famed Eva Wyrwal, Aussie actress and TV host Holly Valance, model Irina Sheik, South America’s Johanna Amorin, Victoria’s Secret supermodel Julia Stegner, Keira Knightley nude in The Duchess, Kylie Minogue and a boa, Laetitia Casta nude in Nes en 68, opera singer Lesley Garrett, Lucy Pinder, Aouth American model Marina, Italy’s Melita Toniolo, models Nelly Atansova, Olga Burtseva, Ornella Roddi and Rachael Cordingley, classic bombshell Raquel Welch, South American model Rezzeta, Italy’s Roberta Mancino, Sophie Howard, a rather edgy AIDS poster we thought was worth a thought provoking gawk, Argetnina’s Valeria DeGenaro, Vikki Blows being awesome and some skimpy stills of Chuck’s Yvonne Strahovski.
A whole schwack of visuals to study the behaviour of the variety of celebrity species documented by a lower level of species. The celebrities caught either sporting skimpy bikinis and other attire that failed to cover their what-have-yous are Alessia Merz, Brittny Gastineau, Celine Dio, Chloe Sevigny, Elisabetta Canalis, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Eva Henger, Isabel Figuera, Jennifer Ellison, Jennifer Garner, Katy Perry, Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Kristen Cavalieri, Liv Tyler, Nicole “Coco” Austin , Nikki Cox, Rebecca Loos, Rihanna, Sophie Anderton and Stacy Keibler.
Easily plucked straight out of Heavy Metal comic books (ahem, graphic novels,) Sammy Braddy’s body boggles the perception of reality and the construction of women. At first glance, you say, that or those can’t be real. However, according to sources, it and they are. It seems these moist looking shots of Sam from her 2009 calendar - here in rather fuzzy form (looks like a very rushed scan job) - are from a shoot we’ve seen before but really, 90% of them are new to the interweb and all its boobie browsing pervs. I didn’t mean you. That other guy.
You definitely have to laugh and point and mock to the point of deep hurt feelings at the paparazzo who was the poor hack out shooting Amy Winehouse slowly disintegrate into obscurity while some other paparazzo loser, albeit very lucky loser, had the fortune of getting these behind the scenes shots of Victoria’s Secret current supermodel roster (Adriana Lima, Marisa Miller, Alessandra Ambrossio, Karolina Kurkova, Miranda Keer and Doutzen Kroes) hanging out and being shot in their bikini slash lingerie. Meanwhile, another loser just finishes writing a ridiculously long run-on sentence.
Ladies of the cinema and televisions who make the naked to tell story are Christiane Paul in foreign worded title flick, Julie Strain in b-class movie film, Kim Basinger in Getaway You, Lizzy Caplan making Vampire sexy, Melanie Griffith make naked dance for money and Pam Grier makes me want chocolate drink.
Despite the recent findings of the first truly photographed planets orbiting a star, Earth is still the best planet if you’re in search of attractive (or not-so attractive) naked female humans. They litter the place. Go to Greece and you find Afroditi Kapatseli or rotate the planet half a full rotation and in Mexico there dwells a way more naked than earlier this week Geraldine Bazan. If you were to spin the planet backwards fast enough to go back to 1994, you’ll find a very retro naked Katarina Vasilissa. However, if you think Superman II’s time travelling gimmick is scientifically flawed, then stay in the present and go to England where you’ll find Natasha Marley, a more than gracious female Homosapien who will get naked for nearly all onlookers.
Whether it’s the top movies at the box office or the top “artists” on the Billboard Top 40 music charts, it seems what’s popular among the masses is never what reflects my own tastes. Personally, I think most lists that deem things to be the best are often skewed by politics, corporate greed or stupidity and usually all of the above. I will agree pretty much all of the following 100 naked ladies are “babes” and deserve to be on this list. However, any list of this kind that has Kitty Lea ranked 100 makes me believe the aforementioned factors had some play in the making of this list. Or maybe I myself am a bit nuts and the sky really isn’t purple and these laser shooting fly-sized unicorns flying around my head are just my imagination. Kitty 100? Really?
The world of women represented in this international visual study are Portugal’s Ana Alves, Argentina’s Claudia Ciardone, Italy’s Francesca Rettondini, USA’s Gabrielle Tuite, Mexico’s Geraldine Bazan, Italy’s Giovanna Rei, USA’s Kimberly Ann Green and of Venezuela Jamie Sasson, Norma Isaba and Yesika Almeida.
Speaking Italian (I hopes it’s Italian and I’m not sounding like a complete ignorant jerk-off) but speaking the language would help me determine exactly what particular criteria this list is judging the following famous ladies by. Although, it doesn’t really matter because this is the first top 100 something-or-other that I almost 100% agree with. It even casts Laetitia Casta as number 1 which sells it even more for me. The order doesn’t matter so much because it seems every participant is someone you’d say, “Yeah, she’s definitely a top whatever on my list too!” Oh, for those who demand nudity in every photo of a female celebrity, this list might disappoint you. However, we can say with great confidence that nearly every beauty in this list is naked in our database from previous reports of celeb nakedness. So feel free to use this list as a guide when searching for a beautiful naked famous lady that you may have forgotten about.
The variety is as follows: another Disney creation turned naughty in leaked photos of a bottomless Adrienne Bailon, Angela Dodson in “National Lampoon’s Pledge This!”, more Anna Paquin nude in “True Blood”, fashion model Bianca Balti, a chilly Carmen Electra, Cerina Vincent nude in “Manchild”, Danielle Lloyd, Doutzen Kroes getting fitted for the upcoming Victoria’s Secret show, reality star Elisa Basso, Susan Sarandon’s well-endowed daughter Eva Amurri, one of Eva Herzigova’s more recent shoots, Foxy Brown slipping out. Gemma Atkinson’s latest still-not-nude appearance, another Brit that we don’t exactly know why she is famous Gemma Garrett, fashion model Hana Soukupova, actress Jennifer Garner in sheer tops, Portugal’s Joana Cacado, Julianne Moore nude in “Blindness”, supermodels Julia Stegner and Karolina Kurkova, Kate Moss also in a sheer top, Kate Winslet’s latest nearly nude photo shoot, Katy Perry in an almost oops moment, Kelly Carlson reminding me to get back to watching Nip/Tuck, Kim Basinger naked in “The Getaway”, Kitty Lea’s latest and always welcomed nude appearance, not nude but another hot and funny lady Kristen Wiig, model Liliana Prior, Lizzy Caplan nude in “True Blood”, Lola Ponce in behind the scenes shots from her 2009 calendar, pinup Lucy Pinder, South America’s Mariana Diarco, the very fit Marisa Miller getting fitted, Marlee Matlin nude in film, Sunset Tan’s Molly Shea, supermodel as pinup Molly Sims, Monica Bellucci’s latest, Moran Atias in TV’s “Crash”, Bond Girl Olga Kurylenko doing her modeling thing, Peaches Geldof popping out on Halloween, supermodel Raquel Zimmerman, Rihanna almost spilling out, Sheryl Crow in sheer, French actress Sophie Marceau, Sophie Monk in sheer, Susan Sarandon busting out in public, Thandie Newton in sheer and an unknown model worth a gander.
Born as Michael Mars in 1943 (that doesn’t seem right) Michelle grew up in Fiji (something smells) yearning to one day be a blond busty British pinup model because anyone growing up in Fiji knew that if your life’s goal could have triple alliteration in it’s title it would come true. (This seems off.) So Michael swam to England, cut off his penis and told everyone in a high pitched girly voice to call him Michelle. (Why would Wikkipedia lie to me like this?) Michelle then became the ruler of all perverted tabloid readers in Britain by wielding her boobs with an iron nipple. (Ok, I get it. I went to the Wikkipedia with two Ks. Don’t go there. It seems to make up strange biographies in order to waste your valuable spank time. Stupid internet.) So with no further bullshit, here’s a ton of additions to the already large Michelle Marsh Nudography...
First, the World is blessed with a more than competent US President, the media finally releases proof that Sarah Palin was/is even more ignorant than we originally thought (well, I knew but it was nice to hear the proof) and now Marisa Miller is 99% totally naked. What a week.
The months of 2009 have even more naked lady pictures to represent them including the 2009 Urbe Calendar featuring a dozen well known (at least down there) Venezuelan models. Plus, Italian famed Argentina born pop singer slash actress Lola Ponce shows nearly every position possible to pose in without truly showing off the so-called naughty bits. Strangely enough, some great candid shots of Lola in a little thong number in her Nudography are actually more titillating than her calendar shots here. Mind you, artistically? Yeah, the thong shots trump art this time.
The always reliably top heavy pinup model from England Sophie Howard shows how this photo shoot’s art director also likes to dabble in science by aggressively testing the laws of gravity by placing wheels on our dearly endowed Sophie. He also seems to be testing our tolerance to an obnoxious shade of pink and whether we’ll put up with it in order to catch a glimpse of boob.
Amongst the ladies shedding clothes for the good of the movie we have more Lizzy Caplan from “True Blood”, Rachel McAdams in “My Name Is Tanino”, Carrie-Ann Moss in “The Soft Kill” along with the classic (which is kinda a nice way of saying old) actress Angie Dickinson in “Big Bad Mama”, b-movie actress Charlie Spradling in “To Sleep With A Vampire”, “Wild At Heart” and “Puppet Master”, Demi Moore in “Strip Tease”, Diane Lane in “A Walk On The Moon” and “The Big Town”, Madeleine Stowe in “China Moon”, Naomi Watts in “21 Grams”, Salma Hayek in “Frida” and Tilda Swinton in “Julia”.
A visual study of the visual story telling art known as editorial photography. It’s a genre that many can’t agree on what exactly it means. I like to think of it as any photography that tells a story without the intrusion of words. So here are a few of those story’s as told from the fashion industry featuring: French model Julie Soete in a small set where we might be stretching the idea of editorial photography because I can’t see a story but I do see one really attractive fashion model. Then there’s Russia’s Olya Zoueva in a more traditionally looking editorial spread. Sophie Meister of Germany follows in a campy and still sexy shoot with Felix The Cat who is like every other pre-Baby Boom cartoon character by being a total perv. We finish with a good collection featuring Aussie fire head Tia Eckhardt in a few sets including one with fellow models Dominique Armorer, Liu Dan, Melida Prado and Sammy-JoWilkinson whose solo shots are interspersed in this collection.
These two things couldn’t be more unrelated. Unless of course, you were to factor in the volume of awesomess both hold. They also make us Canadians rather envious. We tend to be short of both charismatic politicians and/or a gaggle of celebrated native models that adorn our publications which are two things the US and Britain seem to be full of. Anyone remotely hope inspiring in this country doesn’t want run for office (David Suzuki, Allan Thicke) and all our top models flee to the United States and other places. However, while you sit and enjoy these great photos of British model Sammy Braddy, remember one thing World, we have all the fresh water. (Yeah, that’s the best I could come up with.)
Remember that busty model in SI from a few years ago (maybe last year in fact) with muddy handprints on that aforementioned bust who looked kinda Asian but if you closed one eye she didn’t? Of course, you do now that I mention it. Well, just to remind you that she exists because I forgot too. I thought we would have seen more of her since her SI appearance but it’s just now that she’s been spotted again – nude by the way – in a European version of Gentleman’s Quarterly. Goes to show that an SI appearance doesn’t always give you fame but now that Jessica is being shown here, Holy Smokes will her career go through the roof. You see, I like to hide my sadness for my total lack of influence by speaking opposing ego maniacal statements. My therapist says it’s not working.
In this collection of paparazzi potpourri we have a Romanian pop group called The Cheeky Girls who use their sexy twin status as a tool to overshadow their lack of what we’re assuming to be mediocre musical talent. Perhaps, “Cheeky” is referring to their behaviour but when one thinks of a cheeky girl, many would have Vida Guerra in their top 10. So like the Cheeky Girls, the paparazzi have recently captured Vide sporting a teeny tiny bikini showing off her career tool which doesn’t need to be specified. You’ll figure it out.
While former WonderBra model Katie Green of England finally looses her bra in some great nudes, we have French actress Emmanuelle Beart in more of those great recent nudes of her in Cuba. Big Brother Brazil’s Juliana and fellow countrywoman curvaceous model Ellaine Alves also make an appearance proving once again, that Brazilian’s think orange is a sexy look. I guess it kind of is when you look at it this way. We up here tend to prefer the pasty-white-skin-under-10-inches-of-goose-feathers look. That’s hot.
Americans are being urged by their international cousins to vote this November 4th with ass on their minds. Not to vote in another ass as their President but to vote for the guy representing the donkey party. American voters wash your brains clean with the following rearviews of international backsides so it will point you in the right direction for yours and the entire world's well-being. Seriously, don't fuck it up this time.
We’re always a fan of splicing modern day symbols of famoushood into old school styled photography like the following collection of imagery. Overall, this collection could have had a bigger impact if it pushed the provocative level a bit more. However, the general rule seems to be if you want more skin, you get lesser statured celebrities. So we’ll just focus on the few gems here like Angie Harmon’s well played pinup pose.
South American internet born model Andrea Rincon aka Selena Spice, Venezuela’s Andreina Ruiz, Dutch model and actress Barbara Snellenburg, Hungary’s Dora Varga, Britain’s Geri Halliwell, Australia’s Hayley Pascoe, the 2008 Hungarian Bikini Team, Belgian supermodel Ingrid Seynhaeve, Italy’s Iuliana Ierugan, USA’s Beauty and the Geek’s Jillian Beyor, Mexico’s Karla Alvarez, Argentina’s Luciana Salazar, Mariana Diarco, Maria Francese, Maria Telpuk, Natacha Jaitt and Natalie Weber, England’s Roxanne McKee and Sam Cooke in her 2009 calendar, Argentina’s Valeria DeGenaro and from Venezuela Yolenny Salazar.
From the generally recognized birthplace of democracy, these ladies of Greece have been deemed by their country people worthy of representing their famous female population based mostly on superficial qualities. Voting based on superficial qualities? Thank the Lord that that doesn’t happen in real democracies.
