We span the globe searching for reasons why these women are famous and almost always, we found they were talented in the art of being naked. They are Eastern Europe’s (we couldn’t narrow it down) Ania Radomska, Argentina’s assmasterpiece Jessica Cirio, Great Britian’s Louise Cliffe, U S and A’s fit model Marzia Prince, Norwegian Brazilian hybrid beauty Monica Hansen, Hungary’s Monika Komenda, the ridiculously named Philippine model Precious Adona and again, another Eastern European model who’s home country has made-up letters, and she is Vilagi Szidonia.
Hot Spanish actress and once the Cruise Cruz, Penelope Cruz in Abre los ojos (1997) ... aka Open Your Eyes (USA) and more recently (and in English) Elegy (2008).
Besides Jerry Lewis, here are 69 ladies who are tops in France according to what we can only assume to be an air tight survey. More realistically, it was probably determined by a few knobs whose opinions don’t reflect the mass public’s. The ladies chosen aren’t all that different than the ones you see in similar British lists with a few exceptions. Among the 69 featured: Jamie Leigh, Anna Taverner, Nicola Fletcher, Laura Anderson, Rebecca Smith, Gemma Massey, Keisha Kane, Amanda Harrington, Amy Weston, Zdenka Podkapova, Nicola McLean, Jasmine Pavel, Jewel , Louise Cliffe, Tiffany Taylor, Lauren Pope, Gilena Hooton, Francesca Kingdon, Lindsey-Anne Strutt, Sophie Howard, Rhian Sugden, Natasha Marley, Elita Lofblad, Jerri Byrne, Ruth Reynolds, Jordan , Lucy Pinder, Tera Patrick, Aria Giovanni, Emilie Solbu, Louise Glover and Triana Iglesias.
Sixty-nine photos of sexy and just plain odd stage antics including Italy’s Aida Yespica, Big Brother participant Chanelle Hayes trying her post BBUK career, Argentina’s Eliana Guercio, Evangelina Anderson and Jessica Cirio both shaking their bottoms on a what can only be a hard hitting TV news show, pop group Girls Aloud, Kylie Minogue in fine form, Lucy Lawless miles away from Xena Warrior Princess, another weird international TV show this time featuring Melissa Satta, Mexican pop singer Ninel Conde, Pamela Anderson doing her Vegas magic act, Rihanna, Stacy “Fergie” Ferguson wearing the best pants ever and finally, those crazy Tatu girls.
New, bigger, better scans of this Italian showgirl slash actress slash model’s 2006 calendar worth a second look for the veterans and a must see for the rookies.
Geography seems to be the theme this month. Probably because all of these scantily clad women come from somewhere so why not mention it? Here we have, like so many times before, ladies from Southern countries. They are Mexicans Cecilia Galliano and Lis Vega and Argentina’s Emilia Attias, Karina Jelinek and Zahyra Amat.
Once romantically involved with director Roman Polanski who helped her career, Polish actress Joanna Pacula in La Villa del venerdì (1992) ... aka Husbands and Lovers.
British model Amy Diamond, actress Amy Smart, Cameron Diaz, WWE’s Christy Hemme, Sweden’s Elin Grindemyr, Argentina’s Evangelina Anderson, supermodel Fernanda Lima, Miss Great Britain Gemma Garrett, Jade Jagger, former Northern Exposure cast member Janine Turner, Big Love’s Jeanne Tripplehorn, former porn start current mess Jenna Jameson, model Jennifer Lamiraqui, Deal or No Deal model Kasie Head, model Kelly Brook, Brit cutie Kitty Lea, the busty Lindsey-Anne Strutt and Lucy Pinder, CSI’s Marg Helgenberger, Michelle Pfeiffer nude in Into The Night, Neve Campbell nude in I Really Hate My Job, supermodel Nicole Trunfio, Argentina’s Pamela David, GI Joe’s Scarlett Rachel Nichols, Sarah-Michelle Gellar (kinda) nude for PeTA, porn obsessed Seren Gibson, singer Toni Braxton and collage of various big named supermodels nude including Miranda Kerr, Angela Lindvall and Jessica Stam.
Angelina Jolie in Cannes trying to change tops in peace to no avail, Ugly Betty’s Becky Newton, Christina Aguilera and her sweater cows, Elizabeth Hurley doing cleavage well, Katie Price frying up some pepperoni, Kim Kardashian not in paparazzi photos but being so-called candid on her TV show, Heroe’s Kristen Bell and trackpants that fit oh-so-well, Smalleville’s Laura Vandervoort, Lily Allen and her landing strip, upgrades of an old Lindsay Lohan nipslip (hate that word), Madonna’s nipple make their 1000th public appearance, the lovely Petra Nemcova at Cannes showing what they call underboob, Rena Riffel being odd, Sharon Stone forgot to wear something, Sofia Vergara in seethru, Tara Reid and The Hills cast member Whitney Port who’s top isn’t doing her any favours, or is it?
Never has the risk of melanoma seem so sexy. Brazil’s Dani Bolina’s sharp contrasting tan lines were once considered the vision of health back when baby oil was considered sun protection. Nowadays, tans usually come in a bottle and despite it’s popularity, being fluorescent orange doesn’t seem a healthy alternative either. Under fluorescent lights, Dani here might just burn orange into your retinas that would last for years but under the sun and out of clothes, her orangeness doesn’t seem so bad. All fake-tanning hating aside, pretty lady.
I’m just sayin’… I know Marisa is busy doing supermodel things but when you see her and see her in pictures like these, you can’t help but think the world would be a better place is she’d just pop by to hang out. Have some good times. I’m just sayin’…
Alessandra Ambrosio, Ana Hickman, Andrea Bolatti, Bar Refaeli, Brooke Burke, Camila Rodrigues, Gretha Cavazzoni, Julia Stegner, Melania Costa, Olga Kurylenko, Sylvia Papadaki and Tereza Maxova all appear to be good company. Good looks can be deceiving though.
Celebrities Continue To Populate The Earth With Useless But Attractive People
There are three kinds of people. That’s right. Just three. The first are the guys who find something rather sexy about a pregnant woman. The second are guys who find the whole baby in belly look a turn-off. The third, and last kind of person that exists on the Earth, is the one who DOES find the glowing curvaciousness of a pregnant woman quite sexy but who finds the idea of yet another human being add to the over populated mass of raging idiots effing up this planet downright repulsive. There may be other kinds of people in this world, but I’ve never heard of them. Here’s Heidi Klum and Christina Aguilera baring childs of the apocalypse.
I’m not sure what part my gova is but it hurts. Czech born supermodel Eva Herzigova used to make more govas hurt in the past during her prime modeling days when a sandwich wasn’t her sworn enemy. Here’s a healthy collection of Eva in her prime along with some of her better photos of current times. Some of these classics are of a much higher resolution than the ones that we posted here last century. They’re worth a peek.
Along with some very sexy slash cute shots of Entourage’s Emmanuelle Chirqui, we have a person named Aubrey O’Day, the also cute but sexy Audrey Tautou, supermodel Bar Rafaeli, supermodel of the past and present Claudia Schiffer, Eva Longoria, new and better and morer of the topless Eva Mendes shots from Vogue, pinup Eva Wyrwal, supermodel Gisele Bundchen, actress January Jones, Jennifer Lopez in her prime, House cast member Jennifer Morrison topless, Jessica Simpson, supermodel Karolina Kurkova, actress Kelly Brook, Regis’ strangely sexy (for a stick) Kelly Ripa, Kim Kardashian and her other assets, supermodel turned actress Laetitia Casta, Lake Bell, House’s Lisa Edelstein, Lisa Snowdon nude-ish for PeTA, pinup Lucy Pinder, super hot and very wet Megan Fox in montage form, Mila Kunis, supermodel Molly Sims havig an split second accident, supermodel Naomi Campbell, model Nell McAndrew, Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger, Third Pager Nikkala Stott, Spanish actress Paz Vega, Brit Reality person Sam Heuston and Australian model Zippora Seven.
Listing it up in the form of beach shots, here’s a gathering of (mostly) British models and other celeb variants soaking in the sun and tons of gawk filled attention.
Many of the models we know and love today started out in the coal mines of modeling; lingerie catalogues. Many of our older population started their sexual lives using these catalogues back when the internets was just an imaginary series of hypothetical tubes. Nowadays, these catalogues can’t compete with the porn monster that is the www so now they are simply tools for selling under wear to the ladies. Unless of course they feature semi-well known models in slightly sexier than normal shots, then they are also used to take up 5 minutes of your life on this website.
For those who wish to come from under their rocks and learn of a sexy story involving a NY Governor and a Brazilian born madam, out you come. We must warn you sub-rock dwellers that what you may learn is that men pay for sex. Yes, it’s true. They’ve been doing it for ages. I think they started doing this shortly after you went under your rock. What may also shock you is that even men in power positions like New York Governor Eliot Spitzer are not unlike other mortal men and have basic needs such as food, air, and even the sex too. So when their legal but passionless relationships (that are deemed moral because they said words to each other in a church) no longer fulfill the latter of those needs, they call professionals like Andreia Schwartz to arrange to have someone else to give them the sex for a nominal fee. (Here I come Pulitzer.) Of course, if you get caught doing this - despite everybody knowing everybody’s done something equally normal in their lives – you must resign from your job for this “paid” sex. However, if you just by some one dinner, jewelry, houses, cars and other tangible goods, then you’re allowed to have the sex in return. No one can directly by the sex because that would be wrong. Here is the Madam involved in Eliot’s unfortunate demise who was deported back to her native country Brazil where she got back to her cultural roots and got naked for the rest of us to see.
Nudography, Peggy Trentini, Sarah Carter, Wendy Lyon
Peggy Trentini in Thy Neighbor's Wife (2001) ... aka Poison (USA) and Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995), Canadian actress Sarah Carter in Berkeley (2005), Wendy Lyon (who was voices in 'Sailor Moon') here in Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987).
Tatu Get Naked In Music Video, World Sarcastically Shocked
Russia pop slash lesbian singers shocked the world recently when they released their latest music video which depicts the screeching duo in complete undress. Those crazy manufactured lesbians…
Jennifer Aniston and singer songwriter “buddy” John Mayer keep getting spotted together by artificial bodies of water all sexy-like. As sexy as Mayer’s spastic face while chopping out some guitar riffs is, we have to say that Aniston takes the sexy cake for sporting a mean pink bikini.
Lily Allen Among Other Paparazzi Victims (Members Bonus)
Although, apparently Lily Allen is not being all victim-like after being shot topless while soaking in the sun and jumping off of cliffs recently. When asked if bothered by the photos, Lily answered: “No, it’s my body.” It certainly is her body and while not idyllic, her casual attitude (and even her pithy pop tunes) make her rather attractive nonetheless. The blond hair could go though. As for the others in this collection of recently stalked ladies, we’re not sure of their attitudes towards them. They are supermodel Agyness Deyn who’s said to be the next Kate Moss, French pop cutie Alizee, the frighteningly odd Bai Ling, a Blake Lively person, the mommy enhanced Christina Aguilera, Brit model Emma Blocksage, shawty Eva Longoria, the ever-so coy Gemma Atkinson, Heroes’ Hayden Panettiere, supermodel Heidi Klum, Katie Price aka Jordan aka sliced up poor decision maker, Sex and the City’s Kim Catrall, Smalleville’s Supergirl Laura Vandervoort with her super bum, actress Leelee Sobieski, TV’s very attractive Maria Menounos, former Bionic Woman Michelle Ryan in accidental sheer, supermodel Molly Sims wearing a daring dress, a Naomi Millbank person, the very fit Pink, singer slash actress Samantha Mumba, Sandra Bullock, former bunnymate steadily going downhill Shauna Sand, the lovely Sofia Vergara staying on course of attractiveness and Stacy ”Fergie” Ferguson.
Nudography, Fiona Lewis, Kate Groombridge, Elena Anaya
Spanish actress Elena Anaya who played Aleera in Van Helsing, here in Savage Grace (2007) and Alatriste (2006). Going way back to British actress Fiona Lewis in Villain (1971). Another Brit Kate Groombridge in Virgin Territory (2007).
Hottine Doria Baird, some hot pics and some caps from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006), Hot Tamale (2006) and Bachelor Party Vegas (2006).
Czegledi Edit is apparently a name of a person. The last name looks familiar but is clearly an English verb that has no business being a surname. However, it’s that first mashing of letters that has the ignorant Western people of the world scared. So let’s call the following naked lady Cathy Edison, take a gander and then go back our blissful generic North American existences where people are named Jennifer and Brittany and Wal-Mart is looking out for people’s best interests. (Oh ironic rants, what would the world be like without you?)
Argentina is situated on a continent and has many people who speak a language. It has weather systems and land. The animals there are native and some are not. Its people consist of both men and women. The following is a visual study of those women. All women living in Argentina may or may not be represented in the following study…
Actress from south of the border and south of that border (to me) who’s done some television and some movies which is what actresses tend to do. Actresses, every once in a while, will also do the naked photos in a magazine thing to balance out their resumes and most likely, please their fans.
Megan Fox Transforms Into Bustier, Wetter and Nakeder Version
All of a sudden Megan Fox is topless. Almost. Seen here in behind the scenes footage from her upcoming film “Jennifer’s Body” she takes a dip in what appears to be a chilly lake while only sporting flesh coloured shorts and pasties. No, those aren’t her strange looking nipples. But yes, she does appear to have made an investment in the silicone industry For what purposes? We can only guess; to satisfy the retards who actually believe Megan Fox’s amazing beauty needed a bigger bust line for her hotness to really count. Besides Megan’s unnecessary surgical enhancements, this is a good day.
Megan Fox Bigger, Better, Same Amount of Wetness (Members Bonus)
These would be the larger HQ versions of the topless Megan Fox shots for those who contribute to paying for the bandwidth and who really really want to see those water droplets on Megan up close.
These women are as foreign as their prettiness is to most of the world’s population. (That’s a mangled-up compliment.) They are Argentina’s Agustina Vícoli, Australia’s Amanda Hinchcliffe, Italy’s Benedetta Mazzini, Greece’s Christina Stefanidi and Eirini Karra, Hungary’s Imola Fedor and Kata Sarka, Spain’s Lena Gasol, Argentina’s Maria Kovalskaya, Hungary’s Monika Komenda, Russia’s Sarah Match and Argentina’s Zaira Nara.
Large-ish to very large images of some famous-ish to famous ladies showing some naked-ish flesh-ish. Features Bai Ling, Cassie Sumner, Christa Campbell, Christina Aguilera, Collien Fernandes, Ellen Pompeo, Emma Griffiths, Florentine Lahme, Jessica Biel, Katie Downes, Kelly Brook, Kristina Anapau, Lucy Pinder, Megan Fox, Michele Merkin, Naomi Campbell, Naomi Watts, Natasha Marley, Natassia Malthe, Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, Rihanna and Stacy “Fergie” Ferguson.
Sometimes the most simple of concepts for a photo shoot are the sexiest. Take this pictorial featuring Brazilian actress Luana Piovani as an example. I’m not going into the details of my thought patterns on what I just said… because I’m lazy. Just take my word for it and enjoy the following…
Attractive blond (naked) girls on roller skates have probably jumped the shark straight into the spilling vat of clichés but yet we still take a moment to gawk. Gawk away. We’re such simple creatures.
The tedious task of looking at supermodels in barely there swimsuits and bikinis has hit us once again. It’s an annual nuisance like Christmas in that you pretend that it’s no big deal but yet you find yourself full of childish anticipation for the fun things hidden under the fancy but obligatory wrapping. So here’s the full collection in HQ of the ’08 “swimsuit issue” where the supermodels are only secondary to the waterproof attire they are modeling. Yeah, that’s why we buy that issue. (Featuring: Ana Beatriz-Barros, Anne V, Bar Refaeli, Brooklyn Decker, Danica Patrick, Daniella Sarahyba, Irina Shayk, Jarah Mariano, Jeisa Chiminazzo, Jessica Gomes, Jessica White, Julie Henderson, Marisa Miller, Melissa Baker, Melissa Haro, Oluchi Onweagba, Quiana Grant, Selita Ebanks, Tori Praver and Yasmin Brunet.)
The Loaded people have been putting out some descent yet simple pictorials featuring a lot of prospects from the new group of Brit pinup models which is nice change of pace from the basic Third Page pose of let me stand here in the most generic position I can conjure up while my breasts just happen to be here to say Hello.
Along with more from that great editorial featuring a “kinda” topless Eva Mendes, we have another great little but sexy editorial featuring supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio along with the following: Agyness Deyn, Aisleyne Horgan, Angela Tuccia, Belen Suarez, Bettina Csabi, Cristina Encina, Emma Frain, Florencia Tesouro, Hayley-Marie Coppin, Ivanka Trump, Keeley Hazell, Luciana Bartalo, Lucy Pinder, Olga Kurylenko, Rachel Nichols, Rena Mero, Roselyn Sanchez, Selvi Awad, a few unknown Argentinean models and lastly, Willa Ford.
If you ever think that models have flawless skin and perfect curves, or in other words, are part of another humanoid species that only exist in our pathetic minds, then please allow yourself a glimpse into the pre-Photoshop universe where wrinkles roam the landscape and pimples have no care in the world and body parts have to obey the laws of physics. Fashion model slash lady of the night Sophie Anderton is hardly an ugly woman without Photoshop but if you compare these untouched HQ photos to the doctored ones we posted here a while back (check her section in the archives for those) and you will see how the world is one big lie. Once you realize that it, everything else should fall into place. (What the hell does THAT mean Mr. D-Man?) Please note the outdoor shots are post Photoshop and have nothing to do with this rant. They’re just nice to look at.
Leave it to the high end fashion photographers to get an actress to pose (more or less) topless for the first time. This is “kind of” Eva’s first “kind of” topless photo shoot in that you can see her breasts without the hindrance of sheer material or Joaquin Phoenix’s hands. Yay art!
For those who don’t need their stalked celebrity images to be so large that they can count the butt hairs, then this little gathering of montaged paparazzi photos will serve you well. Features Amy Smart and her escaping body parts on the set of “Crank 2” along with the continuing saga of Jennifer Aniston’s ass in a bikini and Canadian cutie and hockey player fetishist Elisha Cuthbert sporting her own bikini and capped off with a few others including some showing Fergie’s talent for sporting swimwear. Well done.
Paparazzi in HD, HQ or Whatever The Hell You Call It (Members Bonus)
High Quality, High Rez or High Def – we have them all – featuring Amy Smart’s Oops on the set of Crank 2 and her co-star of mentioned film, the very strange and always bearing visible nipple Bai Ling, along with Elisha Cuthbert’s bikini parade with Calgary Flame defenseman Dion Phaneuf (I can’t believe the day has come when I feature a half naked Flame on my website), Italian showgirl Federica Fontana, more upon more Jennifer Aniston bum, the always conservatively dressed Pamela Anderson and Pink hanging out that crazy Ling lady. That last string of words sounds a bit odd.
Never has such a beautiful actress been the voice of such a lesser and pathetic animated human being. Usually, the voices behind cartoon characters are less attractive than their drawn alter egos, but clearly, former That 70s Show cast member Mila Kunis is more likely going to please audiences with this nude scene from Boot Camp than if Family Guy’s Meg Griffin showed whether her drapes matched the carpet in what would be the worst movie, ever. Shut up, Meg.
For years of not being famous, Daisy has maintained a very modest modeling career stearing clear from any doing any real nudity. It appears she's changed her coy ways and went out in public topless. Well, not really "in public" but in this day and age of the paparazzi infestation, the only place not "in public" for celebrities might be a sealed elevator barried near the Earth's core. So along with Daisy's shyness, it seems she's also lost touch of that fact. So here she is. The former-non-Saget-Funniest Home Videos Host. Topless.
If you can point out the places on an unmarked map where these ladies are most famous, you win knowledge: Ana Asenio, Andrea Estevez, Camellia Clouse, Concetta Lodolce, Dora Torok, Elena Velikanova, Erika Fuentes, Irina Zabiyaka, Karina Gonzalez, Keisy Savegh, Ksenia Borodina, Laura Manzanedo, Lucia Lapiedra, Mariela Sequera, Mirela Mendoza, Neus Asensi, Perla Francalanci, Sabrina Ravelli, Silvia Fominaya, Stephanie Kammerer, Susana Reche, Tamara Alves, Unknown , Valentina Pace, Viviana Ramos and Yuliya Nachalova.
Italy’s Alessia Merz, Mexico’s Aline Hernandez, South of the Equator’s Andrea Rincon aka Selena Spice, Argentina’s Belen Rodriguez and Cinthia Fernandez, former Czechoslovakia’s Kyla Cole, Italy’s Lola Pagnani and Luisa Corna, Hungary’s Marki Zsuzsi, Italy’s Marzia Di-Maio, Argentina’s Natacha Jaitt and Nicole Neumann and Sandra of Spain’s Gran Hermano (Big Brother.)
Denise is one of those self-made internet celebrities thanks to a little entrepreneurism and who a whole lot of bosom. Amazingly, she still keeps her audience guessing a bit by not going truly nude, yet. It’ll be interesting to see (for those with little to no life) if she manages to keep up with this coy routine or if she finally crosses the line over to the dark side where nipples run free killing every good Christian boy and girl’s holy innocence.
Along with some behind the scenes shots of Keeley Hazell, Megan Fox and Olivia Munn, we have some HD caps of a nude photo shoot featuring German model Janine Habeck who’s among a number of other C-class celebs who have done ads for PeTA: People Eat Tasty Animals.
Reports continue to report that whenever someone doesn’t understand something, the phrase “It’s all Greek to me” is uttered 99.97% of the time. This staggering statistic clearly shows that only 0.03 of the population understands the mysterious language known as Greek. While, according to these pictures, of that 0.03 percent, 100 percent of them are hot. (Featuring Anna Tsemeri, Artemis Tsakalou, Julia Alexandratou, Nadia Serlidou, Olga Farmaki, Olga Gerakidou and Victoria Kaimatzoglou.)
Turning last names into verbs is probably way more awesomer than having the horrible task of photographing these 3 well known Brit pinups. I mean, seriously. Who wouldn’t rather play with words than work with beautiful nude models? No one. That’s who.
