First, its Argentina where we find Griselda Sanchez who was a contestant of Gran Hermano (Big Brother) and then we head of to Hungary to see oiled up model Kapocs Zsoka followed by a trip to the Canary Islands where international model Natalia Bush was born finished with a trip to Italy to see Rosaria Cannavo.
Even More Emptying of the Stock Room (Members Bonus)
Yet again another large gathering of semi-interesting celebrity pictures (with some odd gems) that we’ve had stored in the back stock room gathering dust that we never brought out to the show room, until now.
She may be the next “it” girl to be found from the third page of a British tabloid periodical. She’s a cutie but one can’t help but notice that every set of pictures we have seen of her shows what we interpret as a rather sad looking model. Perhaps, this is her “sexy” face that she puts on for the cameras which ends up looking melancholy.
Yet again another large gathering of semi-interesting celebrity pictures (with some odd gems) that we’ve had stored in the back stock room gathering dust that we never brought out to the show room, until now.
A true Mexican celebrity seen here in "After The Sunset", "Once Upon A Time In Mexico", "Frida", "La Gran Vida", "Desperado", "Wild Wild West", "Breaking Up" and "The Velocity of Gary"
When D first featured Monica in the Weekly Gallery on January 11th, 1998, high quality nude images of her were very hard to come by. Since then, D's gotten a fair amount of new HIGH quality scans of this Italian beauty. Shown here in 'Irreversible (2002)'
As beautiful as this “it” girl is, her photo shoots are looking more and more routine and rather blah. Blah is not a word that should be associated with Keeley Hazell, but there it is. It’d be nice for her to branch out and do some serious modeling with exceptional and creative photographers instead of just doing this “here I am standing with my top off” shtick.
A English football star’s girlfriend; an R&B singer; a French adult actress; an abnormally endowed actress; an Italian beauty; a UK model; another Brit model; an American actress; a pint sized, yet sexy actress; a fashion model; and another fashion mod; another model from Britain; again, with the models from the old country; and again; again; another fashion model; actress from “Grindhouse”; a topless DJ; yet another Brit model and lastly, former Miss American turned pop singer turned “Ugly Betty” cast member.
Another large gathering of semi-interesting celebrity pictures (with some odd gems) that we’ve had stored in the back stock room gathering dust that we never brought out to the show room, until now.
Victoria’s Secret supermodel Karolina Kurkova was recently caught topless changing outfits during a photo shoot and Stacy “Fergie” Ferguson was also caught in her skivvies while shooting a music video. To go along with this backstage footage theme, here are some others getting their picture taken while getting their picture taken including a few vidcaps of supermodel Josie Maran during a shoot from a few years back that was both sexy and a bit strange. The full shoot is already in the BoB Archives for those who missed it.
Another visual study on a particular posing practice photographers and or media publications and or publicists use to titillate audiences without forcing the model slash celebrity to bare all known to some as the see-thru shot. So for those who can spot a nipple under a piece of thin fabric, you win the prize of seeing a nipple.
Topless DJ Mixes Up Routine By Losing Her Bottoms (Members Bonus)
We’ve featured this Hungarian DJ Niki Belucci a few times now but we’re seeing that her routine consists of more than just gratuitous views of her boobies while she spins records. It almost looks like she’s a full out stripper who just happens to play the music too. And by looking at these amateur photos, she’ can be hired for almost any events including bar mitzvahs.
Some are so famous that they only need to go by one name. Some are so unfamous (that's not a word, but who cares) that no one knows what their last name is. This would be the latter.
Unfortunately, this is not a how-to for non-slick individuals looking for advice and tips on dating. This is in fact about seemingly intelligent men who date women who. for lack of a better word, are tools. Take John Mayer who appears to be a rather smart, talented and witty guy who is dating “smart as a bag of hammers” Jessica Simpson. Ok, she’s both “nice” and rather attractive but can an intelligent guy, with a certain amount of intellectual needs, have something like that last? Then take Hugh Hefner who built an empire of his own and revolutionized the nudie magazine industry. You have to be a smart guy to pull that off. Who’s to say dating three women at the same time doesn’t take a certain amount of wits to accomplish as well? But here’s a guy who almost has the pick of the litter and chooses Kendra Wilkinson who is even more comically dense than Jessica and not even as cute. Bottom line: the smarty pants are getting laid. So what do we care? Anyhoo, here is a collection of images of the aforementioned ladies including some recent paparazzi shots of Jessica having a partial Oops moment along with 2 of Hef’s lady friends.
When D first featured Monica in the Weekly Gallery on January 11th, 1998, high quality nude images of her were very hard to come by. Since then, D's gotten a fair amount of new HIGH quality scans of this Italian beauty. Shown here in numerous films.
Bosomy British Pinup model Sophie Howard loves being photographed naked so much, that she does it alone to herself in her own spare time. It’s almost like narcissistic masturbation if you will.
Visually studying the art of covering one’s privates for the camera. Some use a hand and others may use both hands. While others may use a limb such as an arm or a leg to strategically cover the FCC hating parts of the body. In some instances, one will get creative and use a foreign object to obscure. This could be a scarf, a clam shell, a puppy dog or the fig leaf made famous by the Christians. Sometimes it’s as simple as contorting the body away from the camera just ever so slightly.
Is it coincidence that the Southern American continent appears to worship the Southern region of their women? Coincidence or not, these popular Argentina natives pose in ways proving their country folk’s preferred region...
This Oscar winning, Tom Cruise marrying actress has been criticized for having a lot of plastic surgery. However, this is one of the few times The D-Man doesn’t find her allegedly redone face to be a complete freak show because of it. Here are some of her nude appearances using her old face and some from her newer film “Fur” using her new face. Can you see the difference?
Like many Victoria’s Secret models, Izabel Goulart is becoming a familiar name to many thanks to appearing on shows like Conan O’Brien and for appearing to have a real knack for wearing underwear.
Sometimes the photography is interesting enough or the model is beautiful enough to out weigh the importance of the identity of the personality being photographed. These are fine examples of such an occurrence happening...
We first touch down in Italy to meet up with actresses Barbara Levi and Manuela Arcuri and then revisit Hungarian Niki Belucci (aka DJ Hatun aka The Topless DJ) in upgraded and brand new images all without the annoying umpta umpta umpta that seems to follow most DJs.
Louise Porter Loves Her New Boobs, Now Shopping For Brain
British something-or-other Louise Porter furthers the cause for stereotyping blond women as brainless bimbos who use their bodies to get what they want. We hardly believe in that stereotype at all and for all we know, Louise is a nice bright young woman. However, like so many women born post 1980, she’s made the irrational and short sighted decision to get breast implants placed in already healthy and ample bosoms. (Her originals can be seen in better HQ versions in the BoB Archives.) It’s getting out of hand, (pun just discovered,) with these young girls getting plastic surgery to the point that boys and men of the future won’t know that breasts are actually supposed to decompose with the rest of the body.
Like all reality TV, we must either credit or blame these ladies for distracting us with their mindless entertaining ways. They waste our time with their retarded dramatics and inarticulate rants about their equally enthralling cast mates. Why do these stupid “unscripted” shows with their uninteresting contestants last longer than funny, well casted and smartly written shows? Reality shows need their own channel and the suckers can go watch them there so the networks leave the quality shows alone and on the air. Oh, here’s something to exercise your brain: naked women from reality shows you may have barely heard of.
Tilda Swinton who played the white witch in the Cronicles of Narnia, Gabriel in Constantine, shown here in 'Young Adam (2003)' and 'Female Perversions (1996)'
One would think having a career like Jenna Jameson has had with the years of being poked and prodded by everyone and every inanimate object invented that she’d looked ravaged. She actually maintained a fairly healthy look considering all things. However, she took it on to herself to destroy her body in one quick swoop of the knife instead. What her job didn’t do to damage her body, it damaged her mind to think that she needed plastic surgery on her face and to lose a ridiculous amount of weight. It appeared Jenna one was of the few “together” porn stars. She fooled us good.
With or without the ‘h’ Sarah is a very womanly name that brings to mind beauty. Whereas the word smorgasbord doesn’t exactly seem to pair well with the name Sarah but for alliteration sake, that’s the word were to going with to describe a large gathering of actresses and models who share Sara(h) as their first, middle, or last name. Topical note: Watch out for Sarah Roemer who is currently in the movie “Disturbia” where she plays the typical beautiful girl next door in any Hollywood movie but holy smokes she’s stunning. The few pictures we found from her modeling days don’t do her justice.
Spanish actress with journalism major who made her American debut in “Snakes on a Plane” was recently caught by the wily paparazzi during a photo shoot in which the quadlingual babe was wearing next to and all the way to nothing.
Visually studying the art of covering one’s privates for the camera. Some use a hand and others may use both hands. While others may use a limb such as an arm or a leg to strategically cover the FCC hating parts of the body. In some instances, one will get creative and use a foreign object to obscure. This could be a scarf, a clam shell, a puppy dog or the fig leaf made famous by the Christians. Sometimes it’s as simple as contorting the body away from the camera just ever so slightly.
“Oops! Is that my boob?” she said coyishly. This is the dialogue one imagines might have been uttered in the following situations where celebrities appear to have planned a provocative accident. Sometimes, such as in Rosa McGowan’s case at the MTV VMAs back in 1998 (following images are new and upgraded versions), celebs will show up to public events in outfits which makes no guess whether it was a unfortunate mishap but a well calculated maneuver to gain many a gawk. Or they are like who are having a bad spell in their lives causing them to misplace their minds and their underwear. Not to mention lose their hand-eye coordination skills when eating some mystery shirt sauce.
We visit Miss Belgium 1999 Brigitta Callens and then head over the ocean to Minnesota to see the home State of “Nip/Tuck” cast member Kelly Carlson but then we do a 180 back to Europe and touch down in France to see up and coming fashion model Leah Dewavrin. (We are also including Keeley Hawes and Luciana Salazar whose photos we foolishly forgot to put in our last International Site Seeing segment.)
A blend of stalking byproducts which include celebrities from all tiers of show business caught minding their own business either on the beach, on a boat, in a backyard, at a premiers, on the runway, at a store, at a party, on stage, in a car, on the street... how about just name a habitat on Earth, and a paparazzo will slither with camera in hand to it if a celebrity is there.
Brit Sailors Released from Iran, Lucy Pinder Nipples Released to World
While Britons rejoice over the release of the captured sailors from Iran, the rest of the world is pleasantly shocked by the sudden release of pinup model Lucy Pinder's nipples. Despite Lucy's career as a skin baring model, it is only now that she's shown the public the 2 square inches of skin most models in her field have no problem showing. One could say she was acting like a chef who wouldn't chop onions or a gynecologist who refused to touch vaginas. You know, its just part of the gig. If you want to be a nude model, you really need your nipples to get over their agoraphobia. Along with 2 videos and some desktop wallpaper, we have pictures of the recently released hostages slash nipples hanging with their former captor...
Models Who Know What The Gig Is All About (Members Bonus)
Anyone who’s ever had to work with professional models knows that they often live in their own worlds. Some live in the world where any nudity is forbidden. Ok, we can respect that. Others live in a world where they will only go topless. Ok, that basically makes sense. Then there is this strange world that resembles an Escher drawing where you don’t know which way is up. This is where a model, like your Lucy Pinders, will show nearly every inch of themselves except for a nipple or two. The crazy part about it is that she has shown her nipples through transparent tops and apparently that’s “ok” but out in open air, forget it. Or a model will show her entire behind except for the square centimeter where the crack meets the tail bone. Seems like arbitrary lines to us. Here are some models whose lines of decency still hold logic.
It girl with the it body does a gratuitous parading of her assets in her undergarments in the flick “I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry” – yay for artistic expression!
Sometimes we’re given the names and sometimes we’re even given the reason as to why they are or should be famous, (we’re using “famous” very very loosely here,) but still their names are really arbitrary – as sexist as that sounds. The truth is, these girls have even made it into our conscienciousness (that being the part that controls the short term memory) is because of their ability to get in to the parts of the mind that controls our John Thomas. Did that make any bloody sense?
We may be 4 months into 2007 but it’s never too late to roll out more nudie calendars. But let’s be realistic. Who really use these calendars to keep track of the days? Also, who the hell thought of this fish calendar? Are they comedic geniuses or high?
Brazilian actress whose work includes the TV shows “Cara e Coroa” and “Paraiso Tropical” and who has done some cool nude modeling which her American colleagues should be envious of. Why do we say that? Well, D would rather see more American actresses (and famous models) do more of these editorial and fashion styled nudes instead of the over polished and boring shoots you see in your average men’s magazine. Europe and South Americans seem to get it more often...
Again with the Emptying of the Stock Room (Members Bonus)
Yet again another large gathering of semi-interesting celebrity pictures (with some odd gems) that we’ve had stored in the back stock room gathering dust that we never brought out to the show room, until now.
This Slovakian born model became famous in Italy for her appearance on the TV show Markette. She’s now studying to become an interpreter in the city of Bologna to find out that she’s in a city which means processed meat.
Jennifer Lamiraqui (Members Bonus)
Perhaps it’s a generational thing, but The D-Man was never the kid who used the underwear section in the Sears catalogue to alleviate his adolescent frustration because frankly, growing up in a liberal minded family in the 80s allowed seeing women in their underwear to not be the most risqué thing he’s ever seen. Mind you, if we had the internet back then to allow for such high resolution pictures as the following and the models were as gorgeous as Jennifer Lamiraqui, maybe then D could say Sears made him a man. Instead, Sears just gave him fantasies about getting the newest Star Wars toys.
