The people at Nuts magazine have put together another all important list to keep track of important things like boobs. If we’re going to objectify, we of course must rank these women in order to keep track of who is better than the next. We of course can’t appreciate each individual for their great qualities because then who we do know whose qualities are worse? Thank god for lists to keep the objectification of women in some sort of order.
Coming on to the scene to join the likes of Keeley Hazell, Lucy Pinder, Michelle Marsh, and Sophie Howard, we have Emily Scott joining the crowd of bosomy Brit pinup models to litter the internet with their curvy curviness.
Former child star (that’s FORMER child star – we don’t need the ignorant internet police to catch us on that) seen here in her latest film “Black Snake Moan” doing some very grown up things...
It’s always a nice change of pace these days to be able to feature a report about nude celebrity pictures that are actually good examples of great photography. It’s so rare seeing that the bulk of nude celeb pics on the ‘net are of the paparazzi kind and let’s face it, no paparazzo can claim to be the Herb Ritts of their field. So we take a look at some examples from the book Hollywood Splash (go buy it at one of those interweb stores) which shows some well known celeb types frolicking in their backyards which just so happen to have artificial bodies of water just for the fun of it. Oh, to be wealthy AND in a warm climate.
Another visual study on a particular posing practice photographers and or media publications and or publicists use to titillate audiences without forcing the model slash celebrity to bare all known to some as the see-thru shot. So for those who can spot a nipple under a piece of thin fabric, you win the prize of seeing a nipple.
Here we see who the latest famous and semi-famous victims of the terrible carnage that is known as Oops are. We have the usual variety like the Boob & Nipple Peek, the Upskirt, and Sheer Nudity but now we’ve added a new one; the good ole plumber’s Butt Crack. Not a particularly attractive phenomenon but one that nearly no one can avoid their eyes from glancing at, even for just a second. Normally in real life, it’s the big fat hairy tradesmen that burn our eyes with the site of their cavernous pencil holders, but here, we actually get to see some crack we wouldn’t say no to.
First we go to the UK to see actress Keeley Hawes and then we go all the way over to England to visit pinup model Leilani Dowding. We then jump over to Argentina to find model and actress Luciana Salazar who made a poor choice at the plastic surgery’s office and then we head back across the pond to Italy to take a gander at Melita Toniolo.
Yet another large gathering of semi-interesting celebrity pictures (with some odd gems) that we’ve had stored in the back stock room gathering dust that we never brought out to the show room, until now.
Thought she was just a singer? Executive Producer on Agent Cody Banks (2003) and Cody Banks 2 plus more, over 20 films, hundreds of guest appearances, books, and of course her hundreds of music tracks. Do check out IMDband be amazed.
According to those trusty rumours, Brit Model Sophie Anderton is going to be another girlfriend scorned by an ex-boyfriend who wants to show his John Thomas performing its natural duty on his semi-famous ex-girlfriend. So lookout folks, we have another sex tape about to surface and holy smokes, do we not really care.
A Brazilian actress; a “Heroes” cast member; a curvy Eastern European model; an Idol wannabe; a nude model seen on every single site on the interweb; a daughter of a Papa of the Mamma and Papas turned model turned actress ; a fashion model; an Academy Award winning actress; a trio of supermodels; a model we nothing about; a British glam mode; another Birt model who dare not show us her nipples in plane view; a coivy American model; a stunner from Italy; lastly, a vury curvy Cuban.
Here are caps of actress (over 50 productiions) and sometimes nude model Krista Allen in 'Emmanuelle 6: One Final Fling (1994) (TV)', 'Emmanuelle: A World of Desire (1994) (TV)', 'The Haunted Sea (1997)', 'Weird Science' .... Annabel (1 episode, 1996) and 'Raven (1997) (TV)'
British actress known for being cheated on by boyfriend Jude Law – that’s the gossip portion of this blurb. As for her career, she’s done a few movies that a few people have heard of like “Alfie”, “Layer Cake” and the more recent “Factory Girl” in which was rumoured that her sex scene with Darth Vader (Hayden Christensen) was real. Meanwhile, a paparazzo managed to catch Sienna with a hippy-looking man-friend topless – both of them! Oh look, we ended this thing with more gossip.
Oh Those Limey Lesbians (Members Bonus)
...and their contrived lesbian ways. Well, contrived for these British models anyway. Most, not all, but most of these female models we see romping around with each other aren’t actually gay. Hate to spoil it for you guys who think “two chicks getting it on” is the best thing, EVER, but these models aren’t living that so-called sexy alternative lifestyle. They’re just going to the office like any other employee and doing their daily work of rubbing their naked genitalia against their fellow co-worker. Typical work stuff.
Australian model slash actress Nicky Whelan (who has been on the long running TV series “Neighbours”) models bikinis here that really sell the bod in the bikini rather than the so-called swimwear.
Visually studying the art of covering one’s privates for the camera. Some use a hand and others may use both hands. While others may use a limb such as an arm or a leg to strategically cover the FCC hating parts of the body. In some instances, one will get creative and use a foreign object to obscure. This could be a scarf, a clam shell, a puppy dog or the fig leaf made famous by the Christians. Sometimes it’s as simple as contorting the body away from the camera just ever so slightly.
To get the full effect of the supermodel, we really should show a video but since we act like we’re still in the dark ages of the internet of the mid 90s, we still only show still images on this site. So here’s what that famous strut, executed by some better than others, looks like for a split second. Still looks pretty good...
A visual study of the various places models can cultivate including a Japanese model; an Argentine model; a former Spice Girl in her nude modeling days; a Brazilian born supermodel; a British pinup model; a supermodel and sibling of another supermodel; and lastly a Swedish model.
On many photo shoots, there will be some extra cameras on set to document the production itself. This is usually done on purpose and with the permission of every one on set in order to create a whole shwack of sub-products like desk calendars, documentaries, TV specials, extra magazine spreads, books, etc., etc., and etc.. While other times, these extra cameras are NOT invited to the set. These cameras are often in the hands of a pesky paparazzo lurking in the bushes hoping to get the first glimpse of something like the upcoming Pirelli calendar or SI swimsuit issue. Here are examples of some, if not, all of the previously mentioned...
Model slash actress slash TV presenter of whom, like many of her Argentine counterparts, is known for her curves which probably can be credited for getting her so many slashes in resume.
How Superman Would See The World Part VIII (Members Bonus)
Another installment of the popular x-ray series where Photoshop hobbyists have taken a real photo of a celebrity wearing very oh-so slightly transparent clothing and plays with the brightness/contrast tools (and probably with other tweaks in PS) to reveal even more than what the naked eye could see before. These are not fakes. They are simply enhanced photos made to reveal what was already there. Poor celebrities. Even more privacy has been taken away from them because of god-fer-saken technology.
Yet another large gathering of semi-interesting celebrity pictures (with some odd gems) that we’ve had stored in the back stock room gathering dust that we never brought out to the show room, until now.
An Internet Exhibitionist, a French Actress and a Venezuelan Model
Abbey Diaz is yet another one of those attractive young girls (from South America) with a digital camera and fierce desire to show off her body to anyone who will look. Arielle Dombasle a French actress slash singer who was born in Connecticut the state known for its large production of singing French actresses. Catherine Fulop is a Venezuelan born model and actress who is currently doing an exercise TV show on Argentina’s Fox Sports.
Continuing to Empty the Stock Room (Members Bonus)
Another large gathering of semi-interesting celebrity pictures (with some odd gems) that we’ve had stored in the back stock room gathering dust that we never brought out to the show room, until now.
Bai Ling and Her Nipples Never Fail To Appear Together (Members Bonus)
Never in the history of Oops has one celebrity consistently shown so much nipple in public as deleted cast Star Wars cast member Bai Ling. When she goes out, the guarantee that her breast will pop out of her shirt is as guaranteed as something hilariously stupid will pop out of George W. Bush’s mouth. Whether it is on purposely neglected or not, here are more attention seeking nipples attached to famous people.
This is a large gathering of semi-interesting celebrity pictures (with some odd gems) that we’ve had stored in the back stock room gathering dust that we never brought out to the show room, until now.
The ex Beatle-wife and former biped Heather Mills is slated be part of the surprisingly popular talent show “Dancing with the Stars” while former pinup model and still very sexy Columbian Sofia Vergara is now a regular cast member on the ABC laugh-trackless sitcom “The Knights of Prosperity” We’ve thrown in some other ladies currently on television series for your perusal...
In this visual study, (highlighted by new HQ versions of Fran Dresher sheerest appearance to date) we look at both the accidental and contrived variations of celebrities showing up in public wearing transparent clothing. Sometimes this is done on purpose to get the ole publicity machine going. Other times, it’s a simple a lack of judgment and a lack of sense to know that going commando under a thin black garment which when peppered with intense camera flashbulbs will give their private bits little or no protection against curious on lookers.
Imagine 20 years ago if the then WWF promoted its wrestlers like they do today. We’d have the likes of Hulk Hogan, Randy “Macho Man” Savage and the Iron Sheik in itty-bitty thongs instead of the colourful rasinette holders they once did. George “The Animal” Steele would have had a Brazilian before every match. Thanks to Vince McMahon for not implementing those rules until now since he tends to hire a much higher quality eye candy than the hairy beasts that he once had. Here’s a trio of less hairy employees of the WWE showing off their athletic talents of holding a pose.
Visually studying the art of covering one’s privates for the camera. Participating in this study is a former Big Brother UK contestant; a pop star with real pipes; the female star of “Ghost Rider” (newer scans, one completely new image); a Polish born model getting into acting; a Brit pinup model who just refuses to show her nipples; a bigger scan of a lovely SI supermodel; another Brit pinup model who will show her nipples from time to time; an English mdel who’s done a ton of reality TV shows and lastly, a rocking lady who was on the reality show “Rockstar: Supernova”.
In this visual study, (highlighted by Liz Hurley’s latest public nipple sighting) we look at both the accidental and contrived variations of celebrities showing up in public wearing transparent clothing. Sometimes this is done on purpose to get the ole publicity machine going. Other times, it’s a simple a lack of judgment and a lack of sense to know that going commando under a thin black garment which when peppered with intense camera flashbulbs will give their private bits little or no protection against curious on lookers.
Calling Herself Fergalicious Is Not Half Wrong (Members Bonus)
Stacy “Fergie” Ferguson has just been snapped fancying skimpy bikini by the paparazzi down in Mexico taking in the sun with man friend Josh Duhamel. Ok, forget Josh (until this summer’s Transformers movie) and let’s get back to Fergie in a bikini. Many have criticized her music, her corporate sellout-ness and even her face but let’s give the girl a break for a moment or two. Let’s just ignore her mind numbing solo music and let her allow big companies to use her image and music to sell things and accept that, after a hard life of drug addiction, she got some extra work done to her face. (Just stop where you are though Fergie.) She’s just a person after all. A person who, despite all those things, can put “icious” at the end of her name and most would agree there’s something about her that makes one’s mouth to water.
Without doubt, the story of current American Idol wannabe Antonella Barba having racy pictures of herself popping up on the internet (we’re a little slow with this one) has not stolen the amount of news air time that the Anna Nicole Smith debacle has (hello CNN), but it is another unimportant story that has been used by the American media to distract them (and us) from real news stories of value. However, if you’re on this site, you’re not looking for news about the War in Iraq or the impending collapse of our ecosystem. You’re here for the racy photos of a minor celebrity. You can go to CNN.com for the important news... wait, try ComedyCentral.com instead.
Now that we’ve offended the fine people of England by using a few of the many slang terms to describe their people, let’s congratulate them for producing such a fine crop of models in the last handful of years. And now that we’ve offended women for referring to them as produce, let’s stop talking and take a look-see at Nikkala Stott, Keeley Hazell and new-comer and unfortunately-named Vikki Blows.
An Inept Interview With Sophie Howard (Members Bonus)
Is it just me, or do these men’s magazines (whether they are American or European) have the most mindless and useless interviews? (Read the text in some of these images.) It seems like they hire interviewers straight out of Junior High School. Everyone, until the ripe old age of death, enjoys a good genitalia joke once in a while but can’t these guys attempt to use their adult minds and talk about something other than the interviewee’s tits or where the model’s favourite place to get laid is? Frankly, I’d rather just enjoy some nice nude photos of pretty girls without the retarded banter about nothing which lacks any sort of wit. Now that that has been said, let’s check out Sophie’s huge tits boys – HIGH FIVE!
When you see or hear the name Tuuli Shipster, you might think that her name is as common as Jane Smith in whatever strange and exotic country that she may come from. Then you find out that this great foreign land from which she comes from is England. So now you think, “What kind of crazy bloke names their first born lass Tuuli?” Probably some hippy who’s brownies never wore off from the 60s, that’s who. Then you realize that Tuuli is a fashion model by trade so of course she HAS to have an odd but ultra cool name. So now it all fits. Here’s cool hip Tuuli Shipster in some cool and hip nude photography.
Another visual study on a particular posing practice photographers and or media publications and or publicists use to titillate audiences without forcing the model slash celebrity to bare all known to some as the see-thru shot. So for those who can spot a nipple under a piece of thin fabric, you win the prize of seeing a nipple.
Alena and Cameron Having Their Business Minded (Members Bonus)
Once again, the paparazzi are not minding their own business but minding that of some one else’s. First, it’s Italian model - who happens to be rather super but yet not a supermodel – Alena Seredova frolicking in the buff with one could only assume to be her boyfriend and/or husband person. Then we bare witness to a paparazzo stalking “the better as a brunette” Cameron Diaz with her Charlie’s Angel’s buddy Drew Barrymore. Along with some other pictures of these ladies that we had lying around the house, we have Drew outside of the Late Show studio wearing a rather see-through dress. Again, thanks to an obnoxious photographer better known as a paparazzo.
...to where? We’re not sure where Angelica Bridges went after her very brief and small role on the thought provoking Baywatch. We do know that she’s been seen in many a pretty picture baring most everything like so many of her former Baywatch cast mates. Here are some new ones (to us) to add to her large collection in our database.
Before everyone forgets who she is, here is former Miss World 2004 (although once a Miss World, always a Miss World. Am I right ladies?) and Celebrity Big Brother UK contestant Danielle Lloyd in her most recent work as a someone who no one really cares too much about but will take 5 minutes to take a look-see.
Thanks to the Earth’s axis, many parts of the northern world will finally see the sun again and maybe even venture outside away from their dark computer rooms to see real people in real life. Of course, we’re not going to do such ridiculous things as going “out” but a lot of celebrities seem to. Here’s a collection of semi-famous non-agoraphobics taking in the sun...
Not only was this actress the bad gal in the 3rd and worst Terminator movie but she’s also a former high school mate of The D-Man’s roommate. Pretty fancy, eh? Now that Kristanna’s out of high school and doing the acting thing, she is also doing the nude scene thing. Here she is from this season’s The L Word plus some other films.
People Eat Tasty Animals
To steal someone else’s wise words, “If God didn’t want us to eat animals, then why did he make them so darn tasty?” Even though we agree that animals are yummy and good for our belly, we also agree that there’s no need to abuse our food before we kill it. Nor, do we feel the need to wear the carcass afterwards. So good for PeTA to use scantily clad celebrities to get the attention of animal taunting fur wearing jerk-offs who continue to abuse our food.
Stacy Sanches was a bunnymate right around the time this site first started over ten years ago. In both internet and modeling years, that’s a long time. It really is retarded how so many models (and female actors too) get screwed by the industry (no pun intended) when the reach a certain age. They seem to just disappear from the limelight because, oh my god, they have a wrinkle. Humans can be so stupid. Oh, here’s something else that The D-Man finds stupidly entertaining: the man who shot these more recent photos of Stacy calls himself “The King of Pinups” That’s what HE calls HIMSELF. Again, humans can be so stupid.
Thanks to the Earth’s axis, many parts of the northern world will finally see the sun again and maybe even venture outside away from their dark computer rooms to see real people in real life. Of course, we’re not going to do such ridiculous things as going “out” but a lot of celebrities seem to. Here’s a collection of semi-famous non-agoraphobics taking in the sun...
