Perhaps, it's the blonde hair or the former bunny past but The D-Man keeps thinking Victoria Silvstedt is on the same scary road to ridiculousness that Anna Nicole Smith ended up on. However, and so far, Victoria has maintained a certain amount of equilibrium in her d-celebrity career without any major catastrophes... yet. Sure, there's been some humorous moments of her caught by the paparazzi with her falling out of dresses, being orally pleasured by a rich midget and even caught pleasuring herself all by her lonesome, but when she does get back to regular modeling, she still takes a great picture.
The history books of celebrity scan collecting on the 'net would have to mention one certain scanning artist who brought the 'net some of its finest celebrity images only known to the public as Nero. Like many of the imaging artists from the earlier years of the 'net, Nero has gone extinct. Surprisingly, we have not quite collected his entire library, we've come close, and so it's always a nice find when we get our hands on some that we didn't have before. Here are some now...
This is a gathering of celebrity images that may have been seen here before but not at this high of a quality. We don't call these repeats, we call them reduxeses.
Megalyn Echikunwoke's current gig is playing Isabelle Tyler on the TV series "The 4400" but for those who used to like silly television like "That 70s Show" you will know her as Hyde's half sister Angie who worked in their Daddy bought record store. Unfortunately for her, she landed that part after that show jumped the shark.
Another visual study on a particular posing practice photographers and or media publications and or publicists use to titillate audiences without forcing the model slash celebrity to bare all known to some as the see-thru shot. So for those who can spot a nipple under a piece of thin fabric, you win the prize of seeing a nipple.
Some are so famous that they only need to go by one name. Some are so unfamous (that's not a word but who cares) that no one knows what their last name is. This would be the latter.
Visually studying the art of covering one’s privates for the camera. Some use a hand and others may use both hands. While others may use a limb such as an arm or a leg to strategically cover the FCC hating parts of the body. In some instances, one will get creative and use a foreign object to obscure. This could be a scarf, a clam shell, a puppy dog or the fig leaf made famous by the Christians. Sometimes it’s as simple as contorting the body away from the camera just ever so slightly.
We got yer gals from da movies, from da teevee, somuna does ladies frum the maggazeens, that good lookin singer from da Pussy Dolls and that chick from dat show wit da singers who sing da songs for those guyz from dat band called Superduper or sumting like dat.
Even More International Site Seeing (Members Bonus)
Once again, we find ourselves in Brazil. There is just something about that South American country that's making us want to visit there. Not sure what it could be... the sun? The leisurely lifestyle? The current government's reputation for clean and efficient policies at the local level? Or perhaps, it's the sun kissed buns? Yeah, it's probably the government.
Never in her life has Jenna Jameson's nudity on camera not been calculated or not accidental. If anything, Jenna's nudity has only been accidentally seen by the likes of poor Joe Browser who may have been searching the interweb while at work for "wide office spaces" and instead got "wide orifices"... or so Joe claims. No worries, there are no wide orifices of any kind here. Just some deliberately tasteful nudes of an often searched porn star. Some very new, some different versions of previously seen shots from the same shoot.
Otherwise known as Oops! Here are the latest famous naughty bits to have escaped their prisons of clothing that were ever so conveniently or inconveniently caught by lurking cameras.
Last year, The D-Man panned Elena's 2005 calendar for it's cliché cheesy pinup style. She's a pretty lady, and her photos in that calendar were technically ok but the themes were so just so over-used already. However, her 2006 version is, in D's opinion, an improvement over last year's. (It's a shame these actual files aren't of the ideal quality.) Perhaps it's just a matter of taste. D does prefer the more artsy type of photography over what he calls "cheesy pinup" photography. Mind you, he does often like pinup style but not when it's covered in fromage.
Have ever been sitting at your computer browsing the interweb and wondered what the non-lazy people are doing right now? Good chance is that their not surfing the www but out moving their toned bods to keep them so. They do on occasion stay still for a moment or two to get those fit physiques photographed as seen here with dancer and stripperobics instructor Carmen Electra, bicyclist Cynthia Compain, ballet dancer Eleonora Abbagnato, retired figure skater Katarina Witt, fitness model Leeann Tweeden, track stars Susan Tiedtke and Tatiana Grigorieva.
Back to Brazil we go to tour the sites that must be seen by all that like to indulge in the world wide culture phenomenon known as gawking. Today, we gawk at a Brazilian TV star known for her work on a show called "Belissima"...
This german supermodel, who is happily unmarried to pop singer Seal, hasn't slowed down her super modeling career since having the one named musician's children. Here, among some others and upgraded classics, is Heidi's latest revealing pictorial to hit the racks.
A Multiplex of Multiple Multiplicities (Members Bonus)
Actresses, supermodels, standard class models, international celebrities and many others who fit one or two or three or no category whatsoever all bunched up into one visual study.
Farrah Fawcett in multiple roles from her first skin (planned) shot in 'Saturn 3', a nip slip on tv's 'Charlies Angels' to someting closer to current 'Dr. T and the Women'
While who ever wrote this cheese encrusted headline has the right to remain silent. Please, shush it. Paula Garcas has done many a TV show including two cop dramas, Law & Order: SVU and The Shield. Hence, the cheesy headline and these cheesy photos of Paula doing it up all sexy-like in a police-ish uniform.
A Spanish supermodel taking in the sun on her bare bum; a wrestling personality; former Enterprise cast member sans clothes and Vulcan ears; British glamour model; Lindsay dawning one her many paparazzi baiting bikinis, this one is blue; and concluding with yet another actress who wrecked her beauty with too many nips, tucks, pulls, inflating, chopping... ugh, why?!
A salad is often a side dish to a larger meal. A supermodel is often a side dish to a rock and roll musician. What that means exactly is anyone’s guess. One could say this is like a bunch of finely diced fresh vegetable (the supermodels) all bringing their own unique taste and texture to the mix or “salad” if you will.
Big Brother, the Brazilian version is certainly not the first of its kind of reality shows to have one of its contestants appear nude. Nor, is it the first time The D-Man has featured a contestant from one of the many international versions of Big Brother. However, this is the first time D wishes, for only a split second mind you, that he could've caught a few episodes of this Big Brother from Brazil because of this particular contestant. Thank the internet for allowing us not to torture ourselves with watching these festering shows of nothingness in order to take in some beautiful international site seeing.
Curvy Cuban born model and star of Hispanic TV show "in America" who has leant, or hired out her image for such corporate giants as Coca-Cola, L'Oreal and Burger King.
A collection of audacious celebrities whose antics are quite transparent. It may be sheer genius on their part to show their parts ever so slightly to the public in order to get those publicity engines going. Other times, it's just dumb luck when the light of the flash hits its target just right.
World Ceases Fire For First Sighting of Simpson Nipple
Apparently, it's a big deal that we see Jessica Simpson's nipple(s) for the first time. Albeit, through a sheer top but nonetheless, they HAVE been spotted with much delight to many. The D-Man may the only person in the world who isn't on the Jessica bandwagon but knows the rest of the world is, so here you go world. Put down your guns, put your Hummers in neutral and stop your consuming of non-biodegradable Wal-Mart products for Jessica Simpson's nipples.
A look at the makings of various photo shoots and/or movies where some have been allowed to be captured by a behind the scenes photographer. Those are usually for DVD extras or TV specials and other fodder. Then there are some cases where an intruding paparazzo has managed to sneak on or near set and snapped a snap or two.
Ever since this French beauty took time to make some movies and have a family, new photos of Laetitia have been scarce. Here we have what is probably her most recent pictorial to hit the newsstands (French Elle) along with some UPGRADED classics. Back in the early years of this site, she was referred to as Mrs. D-Man on occasion. Oh, that silly D-Man with his young infatuation all those years back. It's safe to report that he's lost his silly young crush from so many years ago. So now with all of use a bit more grown up and with more experienced behind us, The D-Man now refers to Laetitia Casta as the Mother of his children.
That would be miscellaneous and delicious turned into one word because here we discuss, in a visual manner, the deliciousness of celebrity miscellany. So is the term miscellanecious stupid or clever? OR stuplever?
