Supermodel who's done all the top modeling gigs such as SI and VS and of course, mixed up her resume by doing music videos, movies and appearances on television shows.
A gathering of models who are ranked super in the industry and/or by the media. They model clothing, lingerie, swimsuits, and sometimes their own naked selves...
Some North Americans just can't help themselves pronouncing "Italian" with a long I at the beginning. Yet, they have no problem using the proper sounding short I in "Italy". Is that ignorance? Speech impedimency? Or lazy talk? Would these same people pronounce Italy's Sara Araque last name to sound the same as the country currently being lie-berated in the Mie-ddle East?
With the introduction of the internet and all of its blogs, message boards and sociopathic celeb stalker websites, there has been an insatiable hunger for the latest celeb gossip. Makes one gulp in slight embarrassment to be even remotely associated with these fanatical and frenzied followers of the famous where the line of respect for one another (famous or not) is completely erased. What does this rant possibly have to do with actress Rana Fisher you ask? Point being, we (the commoners) really have no idea who she is and yet, she's categorized as a celebrity on the internet already. IMDb barely knows who she is. Nor have they made mention to an upcoming show/movie/series (we don't know what to call it) called Madly In Love which these behind the scenes photos are apparently from. This just shows what the internet is doing now which is helping build this somewhat scary celebrity making machine. It's telling us who WILL be famous before the public has even had the chance to see what all the fuss is about. Isn't it "the public knowing who a person is" that makes someone famous? Not anymore. In all fairness, maybe Rana has that certain something that will makes us flock to the theatres, or our TV sets, or the magazine rack or (insert your favourite media here.) She certainly is a cutie and isn't that what we crave in a celebrity. Talent is so 1992.
Gravity Sued For Being The Bitch Responsible For Over A 1000 Celebrity Oops (Members Bonus)
The following is a visual report of the evidence in question against Gravity (the defendant) for allegedly being responsible for pulling the attire off of a number of famous people in various locations across the globe. In a similar lawsuit, Light has been sued for having the sheer audacity to allow itself to pass directly through various materials worn by celebrities. This, allowing witnesses with light sensitive retinas to view their famous parts of privacy. God is also lined up to appear in court for creating those parts of privacy which seems to have been causing all the turmoil since the days of Adam and Eve. As reported in the longest running tabloid, The Bible.
Pop and Diva Voted Most Over Used Words To Describe Pop Diva Mariah Carey The Pop Diva Of All Pop Divas Among Pop Divas
What two over used words are used to describe Mariah? Pop and Diva. When she's referred to as a Pop Diva, it apparently is a compliment. Yet, most (famous) women given the diva title are known to be demanding egotistical pain in the asses. So why do they wear the title with pride if that's the case? Then there is the word Pop which refers to the kind of music considered popular. Most critics would agree that the majority of pop music isn't very good music. In fact, it can often be down right terrible. So with this logic, would this not make a Pop Diva a demanding and egotistical singer of bad music? We're not saying that Mariah Carey is that, but wouldn't calling her a Pop Diva imply that she is?
Dreamy eyed supermodel known for appearances in SI, Pirelli, Cosmo and of course, a Celebrity Sex Tape. By the way, that's the next channel on our now 1000 channel universe: The Celebrity Sex Tape Channel or CSTC. These are but a few glimpses of the rumoured 2 hour length movie featuring Carolyn Murphy and apparently ex-husband who's the deviant who released the tape.
Visually studying the art of covering one’s privates for the camera. Some use a hand and others may use both hands. While others may use a limb such as an arm or a leg to strategically cover the FCC hating parts of the body. In some instances, one will get creative and use a foreign object to obscure. This could be a scarf, a clam shell, a puppy dog or the fig leaf made famous by the Christians. Sometimes it’s as simple as contorting the body away from the camera just ever so slightly.
A visual study of the diverseness, diversity, multiplicity, multifariousness, multiformity, multiplicity, variousness, variety if you will, that exists among the world of celebrity ranging from film actresses to fashion models to b-movie actresses to athletes to musicians to tv personalities to people that just happen to get naked for a camera so as to be widely seen by folks such as yourself.
Thanks to a viewer, we may have finally figured out what a "Veline" is but not enough to be absolutely sure that we can use it as a noun with a "the" in front of it. We're going to anyway. A Veline is a rotating dancer on an Italian show called "Striscia la Notizia." When we say rotating, we don't mean the dancers just spin around on the dance floor, but that they are replaced by new dancers every few years. So because of their short careers as a Veline and to have an excuse to show more purdy lady dancers, they produced a spin-off show called "Veline" which is a competition to figure out who the next dancers will be. Past winners who became Velines (can we pluralize here?) include Elisabetta Canalis and Giorgia Palmas to name a few. Melissa Satta is one of the latest to be named (a) Veline. This is her story in imagery...
Only seems appropriate that in this era of war that we do our best to protect our b-celebrities from being detected by the enemy. There are two such strategies to do so. As seen here. The first being a more offensive approach which is to take our semi-famous personality (as depicted by the lovely Carmen Electra) and strip them down and deck them up with war paint. The sheer sexiness alone of this tactic will have the yet –to-be-determined enemy obliterated on the spot. The second tactic, and our personal favourite, is to go on the defense by hiding our media darling with an ultra high tech cloaking system known as the camouflage strips of cloth of death. The skewed-by-media-perspective enemy will never see their target thanks to our crafty camouflage system hiding the nipples of freedom. (This report was compiled by an odd little person needing to get outside more often which seems so obvious to its readers.)
Sometimes the photography is interesting enough to out weigh the importance of the personality being photographed. Here are examples of such an occurrence happening...
Once in a while and unfortunately, only once and a while theses days, a "nice" little set of photographs will hit the net that have enough celebrity content to warrant a mention on this site. Magda is best known in South America for being a showgirl on television but many a web surfer may also know her from her various appearances here and there and everywhere on the world wide web. Here's that previously mentioned "nice little set" of Ms. Gomes along with a few extras showing her doing her TV thing...
Normally, we don't report on (or show) images that are in the realm of explicit. However, in order to tell this very short story of Page 3 model Rebekah Teasdale, we feel we should not hold back in order to show her wider range of nude modeling. Or maybe we're just selling-out. Either way, what is done is done. It just seems mildly interesting to see a popular and seemingly "wholesome" Page 3 model having a dirty(ier) past. It's almost like Christina Aguilera in reverse but without the annoying music.
A Polish Chicagoan may sound like a famous local sandwich from the Windy City, but no. We are referring to Polish born Chicago raised model Joanna Krupa. She has appeared on numerous magazine covers in the last couple of years and even IN some magazines as well. Here's a visual sampling...
Sometimes the photography is interesting enough to out weigh the importance of the personality being photographed. Here are examples of such an occurrence happening...
Most of the comedic movies, that actually are funny, to have come out in the last handful of years has either had Ben Stiller, Will Farrell, Vince Vaughn and/or a Wilson brother. Another key element to these comedies geared to make the kids laugh is some hilarity that involves nudity, male and/or female. We will spare you Will Ferrell's ass and feature the model slash wannabe actress Brande Roderick who played the busty and unabashed cheerleader being questioned by Ben stiller and Owen Wilson in the modern day version of "Starsky & Hutch".
With further study of celebology, the experts are discovering there are many species and sub-species of celebrities that inhabit our planet. It has been a natural evolution as the media has shaped the varieties of celebrities we see today ranging from the dominant actor species all the way down to the parasitic subspecies which have yet to be classified due to this sect having no apparent characteristics that truly define a celebrity except that everyone knows their name. Some call it the Paris phenomenon. Other experts believe that no evolution was involved at all, but in fact, that all celebrities have been creatively designed by a divine force known as publicists. That is still up for debate.
Cuban curvy keister model Vida Guerra dabbles in some classic pinup modeling and pulls it off quite convincingly thanks in large part to accurately portraying the period's love of curves. Mind you, some of the curves look more circa 2002. We'll also throw in a modern day styled pinup photo to keep things interesting.
Visually studying the art of covering one’s privates for the camera. Some use a hand and others may use both hands. While others may use a limb such as an arm or a leg to strategically cover the FCC hating parts of the body. In some instances, one will get creative and use a foreign object to obscure. This could be a scarf, a clam shell, a puppy dog or the fig leaf made famous by the Christians. Sometimes it’s as simple as contorting the body away from the camera just ever so slightly.
Nudity is very strategically used when someone sets out to be “famous.” Many use it to get noticed in the beginnings of their careers but then of course, never do it again once it gets them where they want to be like many actresses may do. Others seem to only be famous because they use that valuable nudity tool with reckless abandon and can’t seem to keep their clothes on. Perhaps because naked is what they do best. English model Lucy Pinder is one of those people who uses her bod to get noticed in the business but doesn’t seem to do much else...
Actress known for her filmography being filled with "family friendly" films like "The Princess Diaries" and "Ella Enchanted" seen here in the adult friendly film (making its rounds in film festivals) called "Havoc" featuring her first nude scene.
Supermodel Stephanie Seymour known for her appearances in Victoria's Secret is also the ex-wife to former, yes Axl, FORMER front man of the now disbanded Guns n' Roses. (Seriously, Axl, no matter who you get to play covers of the old Gn'R songs with you, you're not Guns n' Roses anymore.) However, when Stephanie comes back to do some modeling, she's still a supermodel. It's a shame the industry forces these pretty ladies to lay low because they reach those oh-so-retched years past 30. Yeah, what a decrepit old lady. Axl on the other hand, HAS become a decrepit old lady.
Sometimes the photography is interesting enough to out weigh the importance of the personality being photographed. Here are examples of such an occurrence happening...
Venezuelan model who garnered her own 2006 calendar. Unfortunately, the shallow mainstream media, (we don't know who exactly but know it was) said that she is the heiress to Naomi Campbell. What does this mean exactly? A model who happens to be black is automatically in line to replace Naomi? Can there not be more than black model at a time? Ok, they do share some resemblance but really, it's the same old story of the mainstream media always having to compare newcomers to others who have come before them. They insist on putting people in categories and can't possibly comprehend the idea of some one not fitting into one of their pre-made slots. Otherwise, their simplistic black and white world would fall apart. It hurts the brain to think in shades of gray.
Movies include Body Heat, Romancing the Stone, Jewel of the Nile and though sounding a bit strange, Chandlers father (yes father) on TV's Friends. Here in 'Crimes Of Passion'
Visually studying the art of covering one’s privates for the camera. Some use a hand and others may use both hands. While others may use a limb such as an arm or a leg to strategically cover the FCC hating parts of the body. In some instances, one will get creative and use a foreign object to obscure. This could be a scarf, a clam shell, a puppy dog or the fig leaf made famous by the Christians. Sometimes it’s as simple as contorting the body away from the camera just ever so slightly.
On many photo shoots, there will be some extra cameras on set to document the production itself. This is usually done on purpose and with the permission of every one on set in order to create a whole shwack of sub-products like desk calendars, documentaries, TV specials, extra magazine spreads, books, etc., etc., and etc.. While other times, these extra cameras are NOT invited to the set. These cameras are often in the hands of a pesky paparazzo lurking in the bushes hoping to get the first glimpse of something like the upcoming Pirelli calendar or SI swimsuit issue. Here are examples of some, if not, all of the previously mentioned...
