November 2005 archives

Issue 2005.11.30 | Author : The D-Man

Frankie Being Frank

Supermodel Francesca "Frankie" Rayder has been seen in numerous fashion campaigns along with high profile gigs such as the SI Swimuit issue and Pirelli Calendar both of which she has done more than once. Victoria's Secret has also used her and her image to sell their product. What their product is exactly, we don't really know because we never stole our Mom's mail when we 13 to find out. We swear!
Supermodel Marija Vujovic
Another stunner among the few to be featured in a Pirelli Calendar. Marija made her appearance in the 2005 edition. Podgorica, Montenegro was her birthplace back in '84 and so that means she was only 12 when this site began... oh dear.

Designers Proclaim This Season Sheer Tops In Man Nipples Out

A visual collective of various fashion models, some super, some regular, all paying their dues (according to their profession) by walking the catwalk. Apparently, these fashion shows dictate what the rest of us will be wearing in the upcoming years. The D-Man can't speak for the rest of you, but he really doesn't see himself wearing a sheer top that would show off his full and beautiful bosom. At least, not after Labour Day. Man nipples are clearly a summer fashion.
Dina Meyer
Dina Meyer in ' Starship Troopers'

Diane Franklin

A young Diane Franklin in 'Amityville 2'
Issue 2005.11.28 | Author : The D-Man

The Brazilian Boobtube

Actresses Flávia Alessandra and Luiza Tomé were at one point part of the cast of the Brazilian TV series, "Pátria Minha." By the looks of their filmographies, they both have gone on to a new TV show every year. Is it coincidence that these 2 actresses happen to move around a lot or is this how Brazilian television works?
Spain and Norway Have 3-Way With The Philippines
In late 1972, the odd couple of Spain and Norway decided they needed to spice up their unusual relationship by introducing a 3rd country. They settled on The Philippines because no matter how hard Spain persisted, Norway didn't want to have a 3-way Sweden. Norway thought it would be a bit too incestuous. The swinging one night stand resulted in what may be the only Spanish Norwegian Filipino Best Damn Sports Show Period Correspondent in the entire world named Leann Tweeden. Anyone who finds another Spanish Norwegian Filipino Best Damn Sports Show Period Correspondent named Leann Tweeden may be eligible to blow our minds.

Simple Photography Reviewer Says Pictures Good

Simplicity is an amazingly simple solution to getting good pictures gooder. Take these examples for example. Simple locations. Simple wardrobe. Simple make-up. Simple setups and poses. A model that makes what she does look simple. It's simply amazing how many simpletons can't do simple.
Virginia Madsen
Virginia Madsen seen here in the 'Creator'

Sarah Shahi

Sarah Shahi in 'The L Word' (TV
Issue 2005.11.26 | Author : The D-Man

Bronzed Brazilian

Actress Barbara Borges played Paquita on the Brazilian TV show "Xuxa Park" and went on to a few other TV series including "Senhora do Destino" – you know - THAT old favourite. Yes, that's probably brand new information for anyone living above the equator. Another tidbit of educational information for those living above the 53rd Parallel right now: this is what attractive tan lines look like. Even though Grandpa's farmer's tan has its own form of Earthy sexiness, the Brazilian's have us beat on this.
The Week In Rearview
A visual retrospective of the rear perspective showing the week's past internet appearances of famous and semi-famous backsides, hams, buns, derrieres, keisters, hineys, sterns, asses, beams, fannies, behinds, hind ends, bottoms, poop shutes, breeches, rumps, poopers, duffs, seats, hunkers, bums, tails, butts, rear ends, cans, posteriors, cheeks, fundaments, arses, haunches, hinders, prats, rears, tail ends, tokuses, booties, the seat of one's pants...

Strategic Nudes

Visually studying the art of covering one’s privates for the camera. Some use a hand and others may use both hands. While others may use a limb such as an arm or a leg to strategically cover the FCC hating parts of the body. In some instances, one will get creative and use a foreign object to obscure. This could be a scarf, a clam shell, a puppy dog or the fig leaf made famous by the Christians. Sometimes it’s as simple as contorting the body away from the camera just ever so slightly.
Susan Sarandon
Susan Sarandon in 'Sweethearts Dance'

Savannah Haske

Savannah Haske in 'She Hate Me'
Issue 2005.11.24 | Author : The D-Man

Pirelli 2006

The famed calendar brought to you by a tire company that bares no resemblance to a typical calendar associated with the car industry. Like every year, the calendar is photographed by some of the world's best shooters and the models are usually plucked from a talent pool featuring the top supermodels. They like to sometimes throw in the odd celebrity or two as well. This year they threw in Jennifer Lopez among a handful of well known supermodels (Gisele Bundchen, Kate Moss, Natalia Vodianova, Karen Elson, and Guinevere Van Seenus) to produce yet another strong collection of top notch photography.
Pirelli 2005 Redux
Last year's edition of the calendar featuring models like Adriana Lima and Naomi Campbell, among others, in HQ versions not seen here before.

Paparazzi Potpourri

A blend of stalking byproducts which include celebrities from all tiers of show business caught minding their own business either on the beach, on a boat, in a backyard, at a premiers, on the runway, at a store, at a party, on stage, in a car, on the street... how about just name a habitat on Earth, and a paparazzo will slither with camera in hand to it if a celebrity is there.
Nudeography Kim Catrall
Kim Catrall here in 'Above Suspicion'

Nudeography Kelly Monaco

A delicious Playmate......Kelly Monaco shown here in 'Idle Hands'
Issue 2005.11.22 | Author : The D-Man

Nudity Shmudity

Sometimes nudity isn't the most important thing to create a good picture. No, no, really. It's true. At least that's what girls always say to me when I have my camera out. So with that amazing little known fact brought to our attention, here is an interesting and even, dare we say, erotic pictorial that doesn't have any actually nudity in it. It features the still sexy Cindy Crawford. Yeah, women over 30 can still be sexy creatures. Again, we learn something new everyday.
Fabiana Semprebom of Brazil
Of course, it's the young models that still garner all the prime modeling gigs and attention. Is it society's fault? Is it purely a biological response? Is it Satan? We dive in to this thought provoking debate by featuring a photographic essay showing a young Brazilian fashion model so you can decide.

Petra Nemcova Redux

Here are some upgraded versions of previously seen photos of this supermodel who's appeared in the SI Swimsuit Issue a number of times of the past few years.
Supermodel Mix
A medley of fashion models who can be dubbed super is what is about to take place in your web browser once you click the link that follows this meaningless drivel some joker has written to fill this here space which will hopefully inform you with some great information. Yes, that's it. Informing you with information is what we do.

Nudeography Joely Richardson

British actress Joely Richardson in various caps from 'Lady Chatterly'.
Nudeography Jenny Agutter
Well known British actress Jenny Agutter. Apeared in Walkabout, American Werewolf in London, Logans Run and plenty more. Shown here in 'Equus'
Issue 2005.11.20 | Author : The D-Man

Sophie Howard

Continuing from a few days ago, here is another model from Britain.. In fact, ou can even just read the last article on Keeley Hazel because really, we could say the exact same for Sophie. Sorry for the lack of creativity today.
The Week In Rearview
A visual retrospective of the rear perspective showing the week's past internet appearances of famous and semi-famous backsides, hams, buns, derrieres, keisters, hineys, sterns, asses, beams, fannies, behinds, hind ends, bottoms, poop shutes, breeches, rumps, poopers, duffs, seats, hunkers, bums, tails, butts, rear ends, cans, posteriors, cheeks, fundaments, arses, haunches, hinders, prats, rears, tail ends, tokuses, booties, the seat of one's pants...

Nicole Kidman

Some we have some we don't. Never enough of Nicole
Nudography: Penelope Cruz
Penelope Cruz shown here in 'The Girl Of Your Dreams' and 'Abre los ojos'
Issue 2005.11.18 | Author : The D-Man

Keeley Hazell

It appears today has become an all out Limey fest. (The writer's here have British in them so of course, we can be racist to ourselves. Isn't that how it works?) Anyway, Miss Hazell is of course a Brit who is part of a very apparent trend of models from the Old Country who tend to be on the very voluptuous side of things. Mainly the top side of things. Looks like the English may fancy a lady with a bountiful chest. Perhaps, it is like the Brazilians liking a nice backside or the Scots liking a good thick coat of wool that allows for a good grip. (We also have Scottish in us; so again, it's ok to make sheep fornicating jokes about ourselves.) Being a mutt has its privileges.
Cheap Puns Regarding Floatation Devices Not Found In this Headline
Nor will there be any play on words using buoys instead of boobies when reporting the appearance of a handful of buxom model friends parading topless on a mini-yacht. One of the ladies is for sure British model Michelle Marsh and if we knew our Page 3 roster better, we could confirm that Lucy Pinder is also part of the high jinx among other possible Page 3 alum.

Behind The Scenes with Nell McAndrew

British model who once dawned the role of Lara Croft was caught by the pesky paparazzi while on the job modeling in the buff on the beach. Plus, showing some of her other modeling work including a little old style burlesque number.
Nudeography Joanna Page
British actress seen here in 2003's "Love Actually"

Issue 2005.11.16 | Author : The D-Man

Elena Santarelli 2006

Once again, it's an Italian model slash TV presenter slash showgirl (which means something different in Europe) with her own high quality nude calendar to keep the months of the year a bit more interesting when working in your stuffy cubicle. Included here is an array or different versions of the said calendar along with some behind the scenes caps of the making of.
Sheer Nudity
Another visual study on a particular posing practice photographers and or media publications and or publicists use to titillate audiences without forcing the model slash celebrity to bare all known to some as the see-thru shot. So for those who can spot a nipple under a piece of thin fabric, you win the prize of seeing a nipple.

Nudeography Marina Sirtis

Marina Sirtis in 'Blind Date'
Nudeography Maribel Verdu
Maribel Verdu in 'Y Tu Mama Tambien'

Issue 2005.11.14 | Author : The D-Man

Francesca Lodo 2006

Like her lovely cousin Giorgia Palmas, this model and TV personality has released her own 2006 calendar to help fill the already saturated market of European babe calendars. How many calendars can one person have? It's not a complaint, but really, how many calendars must we have hanging on our walls? We're not sure which would be more disturbing. Someone who has every 2006 babe calendar hung up in their office or someone who has every 2006 "kittens doing the darndest things" calendar.
Keira Knightley
British actress known best for her role in "Pirates of the Caribbean" (plus the 2 upcoming sequels) among other movies like "Love Actually", "Bend It Like Beckham" and "Star Wars: Episode I" (believe it or not) where she played the Queen's decoy. With almost all of her movies, she has to do the promotion thing where she must dress up all fancy and be "on" for the media to promote her latest film. Like she is doing now for "Pride & Prejudice." Of course, with all these ridiculous premiers and press junkets, the focus is more on the celebrity than the movie itself. In this case, the attention has become focused on poor Keira's nipples for showing up to promote her film as well.

Nudeography Assumpta Serna

Assumpta Serna in 'Matador' and 'Wild Orchid'
Nudeography Cerina Vincent
Hey kids, it's another Ex-Power Ranger who's taken off the Yellow suit to become a topless b-movie actress in movies like 'Not Another Teen Movie' (shown here) & "Cabin Fever"
Issue 2005.11.12 | Author : The D-Man

Eva Henger 2006

According to one source, this former Miss Hungary played a madam in "Gangs of New York." However, IMDb has reference to her being in that Scorsese film. Perhaps, it was the porn version, "Gangbangs of New York."
Cristal of Gran Hermano
What could possibly be lower than a reality TV star on the ole celebrity scale? How about a foreign reality TV star from a reality show that you have never even watched? For those living in Spain, this contestant from 'Gran Hermano' ('Big Brother') may be more familiar to you. However, if Spain's attention span for reality TV contestants is anything like that in North America, then you might be clueless too.

Paparazzi Potpourri

A blend of stalking byproducts which include celebrities from all tiers of show business caught minding their own business either on the beach, on a boat, in a backyard, at a premiers, on the runway, at a store, at a party, on stage, in a car, on the street... how about just name a habitat on Earth, and a paparazzo will slither with camera in hand to it if a celebrity is there.
Nudeography Neve Campbell
Neve Campbell in 'When Will I Be Loved'

Nudeography P.J. Soles

P.J. Soles in 'Stripes'
Issue 2005.11.10 | Author : The D-Man

Edel Weiss 2006

Adult actress from of all places, Siberia. So there you go. Our first Siberian celebrity.
Something Is A Naked Foot
With everything being "faked" these days, it should come as no surprise, but are we now being duped with fake paparazzi photos? Take these kind of sexy (sexy not usually a characteristic of a paparazzi photo) of former Lara Croft model Lucy Clarkson. She just seems a little too "prepared" to be caught off guard by onlookers, or someone with a camera. It just seems a bit setup. We could be wrong. However, the guy (with his wife) in the background DOES seem to be happily caught off guard.

Nudeography Reese Witherspoon

Reese Witherspoon in 'Twilight'
Nudeography Sienna Guillory
Sienna Guillory in 'Principles Of Lust'
Issue 2005.11.08 | Author : The D-Man

Sylvia Rocca 2006

An Italian with a very eclectic and strong resume which includes writer, TV presenter and as seen here, model. Instead of being a model who happens to write where the writing includes a lot of likes, you-knows, all ending with "n-stuff", Ms. Rocca is a writer who happens to model whose writing has depth. What does she write about you ask? Well, we don't know because we're not that deep.
Don't Mention The Tool
We will avoid mentioning one of the more annoying reasons why she is famous (being a spouse to a tool) and chat about her less embarrassing reasons for being famous: her acting. Her breakout movie was "The Mask" and she got critical acclaim for her roles in both "Being John Malkovich" and the more recent "In Her Shoes." That is all for now...

Nudeography Drew Barrymore

Child star turned troubled child star turned recovered teen alcoholic turned charming young lady who saved her own career by getting her shit together faster than many do in Hollywood who are three times her age. This small set of pictures isn’t the most revealing Drew has ever posed in but are more interesting than the average snapshot.
Nudeography Elena Anaya
Elena Anaya in 'Lucia y el Sexo' (English version is 'Sex and Lucia')
Issue 2005.11.06 | Author : The D-Man

As The White Whale Is To Ahab, JLo's Nude Bum Is To The Paparazzi

Perhaps, comparing a white whale to Mrs. Lopez's bum is a tad rude and a bit of an obvious and easily made joke. However, the obsessive behaviour of the paparazzi hunting their prize has more truth to it which is not unlike Captain Ahab's obsession with Moby Dick. The difference here is that only Ahab cared about nabbing that elusive whale while in this real life story, it is not just a lone paparazzo who is obsessed with nabbing (or just catching a glimpse of) Jennifer's nude derriere but a world wide curiosity of many. Like the blurry photos of Bigfoot (if he wore a skimpy bikini,) here is the closest encounter to that elusive bottom only a handful of husbands to have had the privilege of seeing.
Britain According To The British As Portrayed By British Babes
Once again, British models (who most, if not all were once Page 3 girls) are portraying characters, or in this year's case, characteristics based on a theme. Last year, it was strong women of history. While this year, the ladies portray 12 traits which the British claim to be theirs. For the literate, there's even some writing next to the ladies for you to read and have a bit of fun with.

Nudography: Monique Gabrielle

Monique Gabrielle seen here in 'The Bachelor Party', 'Amazon Women On The Moon' and a couple of scans.
Nudography: Monique Alexander
Monique Alexander in 'Hotel Erotica'
Issue 2005.11.04 | Author : The D-Man

Giulia Olivetti 2006

26 year old model known to TV audiences in Europe seen here in another example of Europe showing how to deliver high class nude photography without a hint of cheese.
Names Shmames
Sometimes the photography is interesting enough to out weigh the importance of the personality being photographed. Here are examples of such an occurrence happening...

Nudography: Lisa Bonet

Movies include Wild Heart, was on the TV series The Cosby Show, A Different World. Seen here in 'Angelheart'
Nudography: Lana Clarkson
Actress Lana Clarkson. Best known for her performance in Fast Times At Ridgemont High as Mrs. Vargas. Mostly B movies. Seen here in 'Deathstalker'
Issue 2005.11.02 | Author : The D-Man

Paulina Rubio

Mexican born singer and actress who has gold and platinum records to her name seems to have a habit of going out in public and showing a little more than she probably intended.
Ainett Stephens 2006
Venezuelan model garnering her own 2006 calendar. Unfortunately, the shallow mainstream media, (we don't know who exactly but know it was) said that she is the heiress to Naomi Campbell. What does this mean exactly? A model who happens to be black is automatically in line to replace Naomi? Can there not be more than black model at a time? Ok, they do share some resemblance but really, it's the same old story of the mainstream media always having to compare newcomers to others who have come before them. They insist on putting people in categories and can't possibly comprehend the idea of some one not fitting into one of their pre-made slots. Otherwise, their simplistic black and white world would fall apart. It hurts the brain to think in shades of gray.

Nudeography Amy Locane

This actresses nude appearances in film inlcude 1996's Carried Away and 1997's Going All the Way
Nudeography Julia Kruis
Julia Kruis in 'Diary Of Lust' and 'Exposed'
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