June 2005 archives

Issue 2005.06.30 | Author : The D-Man

Miscellaneous Variety

Karina Jelinek
Curvaceous Argentine model and television star
Issue 2005.06.28 | Author : The D-Man

Moran Atias

Born in Israel who became famous in Italy for her talent at being super good looking
Cinthia Moura
Brazilian supermodel who's resume includes L'Oreal and Pantene and has made the covers of Max and Photo among others.

The Week In Rearview

A visual retrospective of the rear perspective showing the week's past internet appearances of famous and semi-famous backsides, hams, buns, derrieres, keisters, hineys, sterns, asses, beams, fannies, behinds, hind ends, bottoms, poop shutes, breeches, rumps, poopers, duffs, seats, hunkers, bums, tails, butts, rear ends, cans, posteriors, cheeks, fundaments, arses, haunches, hinders, prats, rears, tail ends, tokuses, booties, the seat of one's pants...
Nudeography Margot Kidder
Margot Kidder in 'The Reincarnation of Peter Proud'

Nudeography Mandy Schade

Mandy Schade in 'Euro Trip'
Nudeography Maggie Gyllenhaal
Maggie Gyllenhaal in 'Strip Search'
Issue 2005.06.26 | Author : The D-Man

Reon Kadena

Born in Osaka way back in 1986, this Japanese model and actress' movies include "Dynamix" and "Unseen Japan"
Sheer Nudity
Another visual study on a particular posing practice photographers and or media publications and or publicists use to titillate audiences without forcing the model slash celebrity to bare all known to some as the see-thru shot. So for those who can spot a nipple under a piece of thin fabric, you win the prize of seeing a nipple.

Nudography: Sean Young

Sean Young in 'No Way Out'
Nudography: Susanne Krage
Susanne Krage in 'Quiet Days In Clichy' (1970)

Nudography: Sylvia Kristel

Sylvia Kristel in 'Goodbye Emmanuelle'
Issue 2005.06.24 | Author : The D-Man

German Volleyball Team

Back in 2002, another Olympic team decided to get together and pose nude for a good cause. Not sure what the cause was or whether it helped but it did make for a nice set of photos.
Strategic Nudes
Visually studying the art of covering one’s privates for the camera. Some use a hand and others may use both hands. While others may use a limb such as an arm or a leg to strategically cover the FCC hating parts of the body. In some instances, one will get creative and use a foreign object to obscure. This could be a scarf, a clam shell, a puppy dog or the fig leaf made famous by the Christians. Sometimes it’s as simple as contorting the body away from the camera just ever so slightly.

Nudography: Daryl Hannah

Daryl Hannah in 'Dancing Blue'
Nudography: Dara Tomanovich
Dara Tomanovich in 'Amnesia'
Issue 2005.06.22 | Author : The D-Man

Names Shmames

Sometimes the photography is interesting enough to out weigh the importance of the personality being photographed. Here are examples of such an occurrence happening...
Miscellaneous Variety
A visual study of the diverseness, diversity, multiplicity, multifariousness, multiformity, multiplicity, variousness, variety if you will, that exists among the world of celebrity ranging from film actresses to fashion models to b-movie actresses to athletes to musicians to tv personalities to people that just happen to get naked for a camera so as to be widely seen by folks such as yourself.

Nudography: Nastassja Kinski

German Nastassja Kinski, a cap each from 8 different films
Nudography: Naomi Watts
Australian actress in the critically acclaimed 'Mulholland Drive'

Nudography: Monique Parent

American Monique Parent. 4 caps, 4 films.
Issue 2005.06.20 | Author : The D-Man

Tara Moss

Australian/Canadian dual citizen who dabbled as an international top model who ended up becoming Australia's number one crime writer. Not many authors model in photos that warrant an appearance on this website. Of course, there was that unforgettable photo spread featuring Stephen King in assless chaps spanking circus clowns while being whipped repeatedly by Noam Chomsky. That was back in the day when authors really challenged their audiences.
The Week In Rearview
A visual retrospective of the rear perspective showing the week's past internet appearances of famous and semi-famous backsides, hams, buns, derrieres, keisters, hineys, sterns, asses, beams, fannies, behinds, hind ends, bottoms, poop shutes, breeches, rumps, poopers, duffs, seats, hunkers, bums, tails, butts, rear ends, cans, posteriors, cheeks, fundaments, arses, haunches, hinders, prats, rears, tail ends, tokuses, booties, the seat of one's pants...

Nudeography Shannon Tweed

Shannon Tweed in 'Possesed By The Night'
Nudeography Linda Fiorentino
Linda Fiorentino in 'The Moderns'

Nudeography Suzanne Bjerrehus

Suzanne Bjerrehus in 'I Tyrens Tegn'
Nudeography Susannah York
Suzannah York in 'The Killing Of Sister George' as well as others.
Issue 2005.06.18 | Author : The D-Man

Alessia Fabiani

She’s one of those celebrities (from Italy) who has at least two slashes on her resume describing her job titles: model slash actress slash pop star slash nudie calendar subject matter slash unknown to most living outside of Europe... slash.
Coast Lines Continue To Be Swarmed By Topless Celebrities
Paparazzi Pete here reporting from deep in the thick of the skin storm plaguing the world's coast lines. Specifically, the hot sweltering beaches frequented by the true victims, the North American tourist. As one who lives in the temped and covered up climate of America, let me tell you, standing here smack tab in the middle of this full fledged nipple storm, it takes a lot of effort to acclimatize my socially inflicted frigid psyché to this liberal mayhem. Those reporters who were assigned to cover Hurricane Ivan in the Gulf should consider themselves spared from the destruction these immoral winds of body acceptance have caused over here. There’s no telling whether it’s going to move into the main land or not. All I can tell at this point is that any place with a lot of sun and a body of water near by could be hit hard by these famous and not so famous naked loiterers. Reporting another shit (but oddly titillating) assignment from Naked Godless Land, I’m Paparazzi Pete.

Nudeography Cynthia Ettinger

Cynthia Ettinger in a couple of episodes of televisions 'Carnivale'
Nudeography Joan Collins
Joan Collins in 'The Stud'
Issue 2005.06.16 | Author : The D-Man

Names Shmames

Sometimes the photography is interesting enough to out weigh the importance of the personality being photographed. Here are examples of such an occurrence happening...
Sheer Nudity
Another visual study on a particular posing practice photographers and or media publications and or publicists use to titillate audiences without forcing the model slash celebrity to bare all known to some as the see-thru shot. So for those who can spot a nipple under a piece of thin fabric, you win the prize of seeing a nipple.

Nudeography Penelope Cruz

Penelope Cruz shown here in 'Jamon Jamon'
Nudeography Victoria Abril
Vitoria Abril in 'On The Line' and 'The Moon In The Gutter'
Issue 2005.06.14 | Author : The D-Man

Shades of Grey

Grey is the new gray. Spread the word of this new and fadtastic trend called black and white photography. Who thought you would be living in an age where technology would be advanced enough to extract colour (or color for our American friends) from a pretty picture right before your eyes? Boy, it's truly amazing what these kids are coming up with these days...
Strategic Nudes
Visually studying the art of covering one’s privates for the camera. Some use a hand and others may use both hands. While others may use a limb such as an arm or a leg to strategically cover the FCC hating parts of the body. In some instances, one will get creative and use a foreign object to obscure. This could be a scarf, a clam shell, a puppy dog or the fig leaf made famous by the Christians. Sometimes it’s as simple as contorting the body away from the camera just ever so slightly.

Nudeography Vanessa Ferlito

Vanessa Ferlito in 'Undefeated'
Nudeography Shanna Moakler
Shanna Moakler in 'Seeing Other People'
Issue 2005.06.12 | Author : The D-Man

Sophie Howard

British model made famous for her topless appearances on a publication's page trois
The Week In Rearview
A visual retrospective of the rear perspective showing the week's past internet appearances of famous and semi-famous backsides, hams, buns, derrieres, keisters, hineys, sterns, asses, beams, fannies, behinds, hind ends, bottoms, poop shutes, breeches, rumps, poopers, duffs, seats, hunkers, bums, tails, butts, rear ends, cans, posteriors, cheeks, fundaments, arses, haunches, hinders, prats, rears, tail ends, tokuses, booties, the seat of one's pants...

Miscellaneous Variety

A visual study of the diverseness, diversity, multiplicity, multifariousness, multiformity, multiplicity, variousness, variety if you will, that exists among the world of celebrity ranging from film actresses to fashion models to b-movie actresses to athletes to musicians to tv personalities to people that just happen to get naked for a camera so as to be widely seen by folks such as yourself.
Nudography: Jenya Lano

Nudography: Christy Chung

Chrisy Chung in 'Jan Dara'
Issue 2005.06.10 | Author : The D-Man

Elton John's 4 Inches This Is Not

Yoda did not write that headline nor is Sir Elton John's book "4 Inches" a tribute to his Sir John Thomas. This is a collection of well known celebrities posing with only but their shoes and all in the name of charity. The naked ladies will cater to one crowd of people while the shoes will excite the people in Elton's crowd. So there's something here for every one! Now go buy the book.
Supermodel Mix
A gathering of models who are ranked super in the industry and/or by the media. They model clothing, lingerie, swimsuits, and sometimes their own naked selves...

Nudeography Monique Alexander

Monique Alexander in 'Best Sex Ever'
Nudeography Molly Ringwald
Molly Ringwald in 'Malicious'
Issue 2005.06.08 | Author : The D-Man

Ela Korczowska

Her consonant filled last name implies that she may be from Eastern Europe and the sunny skies and bronzed skin show that she likes to travel away from home from time to time...
Alba Premiers Her Fantastic Two
While at the 2005 MTV Movie Awards "Fantastic Four" actress Jessica Alba – who plays the invisible woman in the movie – wore something barely visible which - combined with hundreds of camera flashes going off - revealed her fantastic two. Meanwhile, a so-called journalist hangs head in shame for sounding like a cheesy tabloid writer by playing with words while referring to a perfectly innocent woman's breasts.

Except for Some Minor Wounds No One Killed While In The Process of Taking These Pictures

A collection of evidence that is sure to send us all to hell for - even in the most minute way - for encouraging this intruding behavior practiced by the prying photographers known to the world as the paparazzi who are teaching those selfish celebrities a good lesson for wanting a bit of privacy when they have their knickers down.
Nudeography Parker Posey
Parker Posey in 'The Misadventures Of Margret'
Issue 2005.06.06 | Author : The D-Man

No Big Tip The Only Tip For When Being On A Nude Photo Set

So many horny little boys out there think that the ultimate job in the world is working on the set of a nude photo shoot. Based on experience, it's not as titillating as one may have previously believed. Usually you're so distracted either monkeying with your camera, or holding a reflector or concentrating on "making eye contact at all times" with the model, that there's no time to have a conversation with Mr. Pervert (who, in some form or another, resides in all of us) to figure out if its time for an erection or not. The answer when at a photo shoot is always NOT. Don't be that guy.
Sheer Nudity
Another visual study on a particular posing practice photographers and or media publications and or publicists use to titillate audiences without forcing the model slash celebrity to bare all known to some as the see-thru shot. So for those who can spot a nipple under a piece of thin fabric, you win the prize of seeing a nipple.

Nudography: Jennifer-Jason Leigh

Jennifer-Jason Leigh in 'Fast Times At Ridgemont High'
Nudography: Kelly Carlson
Kelly Carlson in 'Starship Troopers 2'
Issue 2005.06.04 | Author : The D-Man

Yamada Mariya

Japanese actress and model. Poll Finds That Americans Believe Asia Is Their Favourite Oriental Country Since polls are always completely never not once incorrect, we take facts like this and give the Americans what they want by providing photos of naked ladies from their most best favourite place in the Orient, that fine and hard to find on the map country, Asia.
The Week In Rearview
A visual retrospective of the rear perspective showing the week's past internet appearances of famous and semi-famous backsides, hams, buns, derrieres, keisters, hineys, sterns, asses, beams, fannies, behinds, hind ends, bottoms, poop shutes, breeches, rumps, poopers, duffs, seats, hunkers, bums, tails, butts, rear ends, cans, posteriors, cheeks, fundaments, arses, haunches, hinders, prats, rears, tail ends, tokuses, booties, the seat of one's pants...

Nudography: Jane Fonda

Jane Fonda in 'The Game Is Over'
Nudography: Jane March
Jane March in 'The Color Of Night'
Issue 2005.06.02 | Author : The D-Man

Before Like A Virgin But Still Obviously Not A Virgin

When learning a new word as a child you sometimes can remember exactly why or how you learned it. Many people currently in their mid to late 20s may have, ironically, first heard about and then found out what a "virgin" is due to a singer's song and video about being "like" one. So when tested with the ole word association test now, some of these 20-some year olds can be given the word "virgin" and respond with "Madonna" despite this singer slash lifeless actor has been nothing of the sort for a very, very long time.
Strategic Nudes
Visually studying the art of covering one’s privates for the camera. Some use a hand and others may use both hands. While others may use a limb such as an arm or a leg to strategically cover the FCC hating parts of the body. In some instances, one will get creative and use a foreign object to obscure. This could be a scarf, a clam shell, a puppy dog or the fig leaf made famous by the Christians. Sometimes it’s as simple as contorting the body away from the camera just ever so slightly.

Nudography: Mimi Rogers

Full Body Massage
Nudography: Maria Bonnevie
Swede Maria Bonnevie in 'I Am Dina'.
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