| 57 Images | In times like these when strategic missiles aimed for the so-called bad guys instead go astray and kill innocent women and children, one must self-reflect and wonder, "What do these tragic events have in common with something that I'm actually interested in, like celebrities?" Luckily, people who know nothing about the world, nor care, but know everything about all that is celeb, you have a place here to avoid those damn feelings of apathy or sympathy for world events. In this report, we explore the celebrity strategic nude. The strategic nude is a well planned pose which's strategy is to strategically cover one's particular body part(s) deemed offensive. These parts may include the breast, its sub parts like the nipple and its sub parts like the areola; the butt crack is another area of naughtiness that seems to stir controversy if too much of it is shown; and of course, the naughtiest of all the bits is the vagina. Determining which bits are offensive always depends on the country you are from. In the US, the nipple is always too provocative for primetime while in Iran, the bare ankle is what will cause a riot at their equivalent Super Bowl. In Canada, anything poking out of the parka in the middle of January will give us that warm tingly feeling in our long johns. The strategic nude is often used to manipulate those cultural differences in order to sell a product (what ever that might be) by using coy provocativeness. The following is part two of a visual study showing examples of celebrities strategically baring all, and yet nothing, so as to displease no one. ...view »

| 68 Images | After several viewers writing in and after asking random people on the street (because the idea of a dictionary completely eluded him,) The D-Man discovered that 'bidaily' truly means every-other day. His attempt at renaming The BiDaily Celebrity Nudes (which was a correct title if D actually updated the site every-other bloody day) to The BiWeekly Celebrity Nudes with the new intention of updating the site twice a week was actually incorrect. Turns out, D was right the first time. Maybe dropping out of high school wasn't such a bad idea after all. With the twice a week update schedule, it would then be The Semi-Weekly Celebrity Nudes and having 'semi' in the title makes it sound a tad flaccid according to polls. So until a slick name with stamina comes around, The BiDailys, which in all matter of speaking is the magazine portion of Babes of Babylon, can simply be called "The Magazine" for now - which will be, cross your fingers, updated twice a week. All of this of course, doesn't matter to anyone with a life because life's too short to read a bunch of meaningless rambling when there are pictures of celebrities wearing next to nothing only one click away. Facetious high-five! The following is a visual report examining some new, some not so new and some improved versions of celebrity images to hit the 'net in the past 6 days... also, don't forget to look at all the panels on this page incase there's something new (top left column.) ...view »

| 13 Images | Daughter of Natalie Wood and step-daughter to Robert Wagner (No.2 in "Austin Powers" for those born in the 80s) who has done a lot of indy films which include some of the following... ...view »

| 12 Images | Actress seen here in a few of her more serious roles in "Flesh & Bone" and the more recent "In the Cut" ...view »

| 17 Images | Aussie actress who's been around for a while but only recently has been given the title as 'one to watch for' by outlets of the Amercian media. ...view »

| 24 Images | Actress seen here in a role 4 years before her Bond movie appearance in "Moonraker" in a German film called "Histoire d'O" ...view »

| 8 Images | Spanish actress ...view »

| 6 Images | Spanish actress seen here in 2001's "Juana la Loca" ...view »

| 16 Images | Changing Name To The BiWeekly Celebrity Nudes Adds Honesty To Update Frequency While The D-Man finally comes to terms with his inability to hold up the every-other day update schedule, he finds relaxation in the idea that biweekly actually means what he intends the new update schedule to be - twice a week. The site always had the intention of being updated every other day since the first update back in 1996 but when The D-Man was trying to come up with a name, The Every Other Day Celebrity Nudes didn't exactly roll off the tongue. So he thought the slick word bidaily would work. So by the time he figured out that bidaily actually meant twice a day, it was too late... or he was too lazy. After 8 years of lies, The D-Man decided to a make an honest webmaster out of himself by renaming the magazine portion of Babes of Babylon, The BiWeekly Celebrity Nudes. He hopes that this will also allow him to keep to the schedule more often along with more time to pursue his passion for volunteer work saving the world's children and baby animals from the evil. While D walks a toddler safely across the street and pulls a kitten out of the river, here's an intriguing calendar depicting the day-to-day naked existence that most Europeans enjoy through out the year of Italian beauty Barbara Chiappini. ...view »

| 58 Images | In times like these when strategic missiles aimed for the so-called bad guys instead go astray and kill innocent women and children, one must self-reflect and wonder, "What do these tragic events have in common with something that I'm actually interested in, like celebrities?" Luckily, people who know nothing about the world, nor care, but know everything about all that is celeb, you have a place here to avoid those damn feelings of apathy or sympathy for world events. In this report, we explore the celebrity strategic nude. The strategic nude is a well planned pose which's strategy is to strategically cover one's particular body part(s) deemed offensive. These parts may include the breast, its sub parts like the nipple and its sub parts like the areola; the butt crack is another area of naughtiness that seems to stir controversy if too much of it is shown; and of course, the naughtiest of all the bits is the vagina. Determining which bits are offensive always depends on the country you are from. In the US, the nipple is always too provocative for primetime while in Iran, the bare ankle is what will cause a riot at their equivalent Super Bowl. In Canada, anything poking out of the parka in the middle of January will give us that warm tingly feeling in our long johns. The strategic nude is often used to manipulate those cultural differences in order to sell a product (what ever that might be) by using coy provocativeness. The following is part one of a visually study showing examples of celebrities strategically baring all, and yet nothing, so as to displease no one. ...view »

| 27 Images | Down to earth actress who seems to be in every Morgan Freeman suspense murder movie filmed in the last 5 years, but is seen here in nude scenes from... ...view »

| 14 Images | Probably the most widely seen nude model on the 'net (including BlueNudes) seen here in a movie ironically called 'Aria' ...view »

| 6 Images | French actress seen nude in both French and English films - she's binudial. ...view »

| 21 Images | Rather attractive actress who made the horrible Cube Gooding Jr. movie 'Boat Trip' worth turning to in between commercials. ...view »

| 17 Images | Like others who have dated Marilyn Manson, she's been spotted naked in a few places. ...view »

| 36 Images | Ukrainian (but born Russian) "actress" seen here in a few movies that appear to be about a naked blonde woman... but the previews could be deceiving. ...view »

| 69 Images | A visual retrospective of the rear perspective showing the week's past internet appearances of famous and semi-famous backsides, hams, buns, derrieres, keisters, hineys, sterns, asses, beams, fannies, behinds, hind ends, bottoms, poop shutes, breeches, rumps, poopers, duffs, seats, hunkers, bums, tails, butts, rear ends, cans, posteriors, cheeks, fundaments, arses, haunches, hinders, prats, rears, tail ends, tokuses, booties, the seat of one's pants. ...view »

| 48 Images | While Courtney Love searches for someone, anyone, that hasn’t already seen at least one of her breasts so she can continue to believe that her antics are oh-so shocking, being that she’s so punk and anti-[insert something square], other famous-ish people are getting naked publicly for their own inner-demon reasons. Some for monetary reasons. Some for self-promotion. Others for so-called self-esteem. Some of the reasons may even be pure, like for the sheer beauty of it. (See Monica Bellucci.) Nonetheless, they’re naked, right boys? High-five! (Someone please find a font that represents ironic facetiousness for that last bit.) ...view »

| 137 Images | Yesterday in a suburb of Philadelphia, Mike Actwell walked into his locally owned video store and rented the DVD version of 'EuroTrip' because the warning label said nudity. Mike went up and down the aisle displaying the newly released DVDs for some time before finding what he wanted according to store manager Bob Jaffer. He added that when Mike found 'EuroTrip' and turned over the box cover, he let out a distinct whoohoo. Then after realizing he was in public, he quickly looked around the store sheepishly to see if anyone heard his lonesome outburst. Mike then went to the front desk and pulled out his seventh rent-ten-and-rent-one-free-video card which, like all of his previous cards, have stamps that represent every movie Mike has rented just for a nude scene. The following are stills of nude scenes that have lured Mike to the video store when his days were lonelier than others. ...view »

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| 12 Images | California born actress Cameron Diaz (of such hit films as "The Mask", "Charlie's Angels" and this year's "Shrek 2") recently mistook the California court system as her own Flying DeLorean. (Rent "Back To The Future 1, 2 & 3" for time machine reference.) Diaz reportedly got an acting gig early in her career (1992) for which the role called for nudity. She, like many actresses looking to hit the big time, willingly took part in the low budget flick hoping to get the attention of possible future employers… or wait, it was for art. No one judges that decision. Jump 12 years later and we find Diaz to be one of the best known actresses in Hollywood getting millions of dollars for each motion picture role who is now suing the people she made this alleged film with. It turns out it wasn't for art's sake. In fact, it never even really happened. She never knowingly wore a costume that exposed her chest in order to maintain the complicated plot. It was all a dream. Thanks to the Judicial system, they rewrote history to make it more palatable for the exploited Diaz. This black robe wearing time machine also magically erased the topless modeling photos from websites across the globe of Ms. Diaz that internet surfers have been familiar with for nearly 8 years. Poof, they never happened. None of this is true. These vidcaps appearing in front of you are, let's face it, from who-knows-where, are just bits of eye goop stuck in your eye. Hello! Wake up McFly! While the vidcaps do make one wonder if any of this really happened. It's watching the 30 minute behind the scenes movie that makes one understand that it WOULD take a time machine to change the fact that Cameron Diaz did, in fact, parade topless in S&M gear for an acting gig. Not sure why anyone in Hollywood would have a problem with this. Could this spell disaster for Diaz's career or was it just another event in time that eventually lead to her current success? Is pulling out the old DeLorean really necessary? Probably not. ...view 30 Minute Behind The Scenes Movie » | ...view photos »

| 228 Images | US Presidential candidate John Kerry last week officially announced that his Vice Presidential running mate will be North Carolina Senator John Edwards. Meanwhile, Argentinean model Carolina 'Pampita' Ardohian has a rather aesthetically pleasing bottom. While Kerry has fought in Vietnam and Edwards has had a career as a trial lawyer, Ardohain has posed in thongs for Coca-Cola. The teaming up of Kerry and Edwards has set the cast of characters for the political left in the United States, (that's one-eighth inches left of the Republicans,) the teaming up of left and right buttock cheek behind Ardohain has proven a fan favourite among South American soda drinkers. Nicknamed Pampita, Ardohain hosts a variety TV show called 'El Rayo' and is also one of the latest Victoria's Secret models. The sheer number of photographs documenting Ardohain's commercially successful gluts border lines on obsessive but since this is a solid news organization; we will report the whole story for the people to decide whether they support the left, the right or even the moderate middle. ...view »

| 183 Images | While waiting in a Los Angeles Burger King waste disposal unit in order to get a 50 dollar photo of Britney spears chompin' down on a Whopper, celebrity photographer Pete Büteheel pondered to himself, "What does this all mean?" A range of different life meanings swirled around Pete's psychopathically obsessed mind but then quickly veered back to his original objective - to capture a moment on film that could change the way the entire world looks at itself. This, of course, will be a photo of a pop singer wearing, oh my god, track pants that may just fall down ever so slightly so as to show a quarter inch of butt crack. "Yes," Pete thought introspectively again, "THIS is the meaning of life. Or wait, was it a quarter inch of areola that will bring world peace? Wait, let me get this… it's Jennifer Lopez in a thong that will end the war in Iraq. Damn, I can never remember which one it is. Maybe I should just shoot anyone remotely famous at least once while eating a veal burrito & I'll be promised the big comfy chair next to JC in heaven. I can't lose! I won't lose! See Mother, I'm not a loser after all. Mmmm, I wonder what she's making for dinner tonight. I like dinner." While Pete fantasized about Mom's cooking, Spears ducked into her baby choking SUV limo and sped off without making one appearance in Pete's view finder. He reportedly did mange to get a cute photo of a sea gull pecking mustard off his foot, which to Pete, bore a strong resemblance to TV's Jay Leno but the local paper didn't buy it. ...view »

| 13 Images | Polish actress Agnieszka Wlodarczyk was hospitalized Saturday after overdosing on consonants. Doctors believe that the problem first occurred when Agnieszka was born into a family with the vowel depleted name Wlodarczyk and then having her parents compound the problem by naming her Agnieszka. Being raised in this consonant ridden environment eventually led to her overdose. Doctors say she will continue to struggle with her affliction until she decides to make a career in Hollywood where most actresses are advised to lighten the load of consonants in their names in order for the obnoxious hosts of Access Hollywood to pronounce them. She is said to be recovering nicely from her infliction and is expected to be released Monday. ...view »

| 7 Images | Spanish born fashion model Nieves Alvarez was another victim of an artiste's vision for a (insert a product here) editorial ad that could only make rational sense in his or her own Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds mind. It's true, blood streaming down on panes of glass held by two topless women wearing identical outfits standing in front of a red phone booth is a bit cliché but how else can you express the inner torment that one faces when dealing with the struggle of buying the right shoe? ...view »

| 9 Images | Some much better caps of Jennifer-Jason Leigh. ...view »

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| 10 Images | Movies include Trading Places, True Lies, A Fish Called Wanda, Halloween, Fierce Creatures ...view »

| 7 Images | Cuban, Running Man, The (1987) .... Amber Mendez, Desparado ...view »

| 120 Images | A visual study of famous and semi-famous arses, asses, backsides, beams, behinds, booties, bottoms, breechs, bums, buns, butts, cans, cheeks, derrieres, duffs, fannies, fundaments, hams, haunches, hineys, hind ends, hinders, hunkers, keisters, posteriors, poopers, poop shutes, prats, rears, rear ends, rumps, seats, sterns, tails, tail ends, tokuses, the seat of one's pants. ...view »

| 30 Images | French Team Fashion Designer's Hissy-Fit Calmed By Glass Of Wine The opening of the 2004 Olympics held in Athens, which is less than 6 weeks away, could possibly be delayed due to the construction of major venues and buildings not being completed. Greek Officials say they are making good time and will be ready before the starting gun fires for the first event. Olympic officials are now also concerned the construction of the athletes uniforms are also being delayed and may be another factor that could threaten the opening of the games in August. Jacques Pierre, France's Olympic team designer said, "Le pressure was too intense for moi to work le magic." He went on to explain how his first designs were turned down by the Olympic Committee which made him "le mad" for he didn't understand their "maddening" decision to not allow his "smashing" male swimming trunks to have transparent front panels or why the wrestler's uniforms couldn't be made of latex. Due to similar uniform design problems in Australia, witnesses are reporting the appearance of naked Olympians parading their perfect physiques in the most random of places including a dude ranch. The following visual report shows some these bare Aussie Olympians in these odd places… none of which are dudes. ...view »

| 11 Images | America was not ready for the sight of male genitalia when the 2004 NBA Champion Detroit Pistons decided to bare their professional private parts for the promotional pictorial fondly nicknamed "Baring Their Championship Pistons." Considering the NBA's prime demographic is made up of males 18 to 34 years of age, the promo was a complete flop and shrunk down until it looked like a pile of buttons. However, the NBA's female counterpart, the WNBA realized that the lack of tally whackers on their athletes may prove to be a winner among its fans. They recruited Seattle Storm Center Lauren Jackson and Phoenix Mercury Forward Penny Taylor to out do the flaccid NBA pictorial by posing penisless in the new pictorial dubbed "Ladies of the Willy-free National Basketball Association" ...view »

| 7 Images | Caps of Demi Moore. Movies include Striptease, GI Jane, Ghost, A Few Good Men, About Last Night. ...view »

| 19 Images | Amazingly this actress born in 1975 already has nearly 40 movies to her credit & has no sign of slowing down. One of David Leterman's favorite guests, & for good reason, who is also hugely popular on the internet among celebrity sites. The D-Man has seldom posted pictures of Drew since TMSNSC started in April of '96 because she is so widely seen on every other site, good ones & bad ones. Most of her scans & vidcaps have been of poor quality in the past but lately many of the big name imaging artists are starting to scan & cap Drew's various nude scenes & photos, so her image can be given the high quality look that they deserve. Hopefully, more high quality 'nude' images of Drew will start hitting the 'net soon... Drew's orignal Weekly Gallery went online October 11th, 1998. ...view »

| 9 Images | She is the actress best known for her part in the Star Trek series Enterprise playing the token Vulcan. She is the Leonard Nimoy of our times... whoa... ...view »